Disclaimer: Hooray for Disney songs! I don't own The X-Men, or Prince Ali (from Aladdin) My friend wrote this
Wolverine!
(Tune to Prince Ali from Disney's Aladdin)
Make way for
Wolverine
Say hey! It's Wolverine
Hey! Clear the way in the
old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's an awesome old
star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his
eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the
drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Wolverine! Fabulous
he!
The Feral Canadian
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on
one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
He is absolutely the
bomb
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
Wolverine!
Mighty
is he!
The Feral Canadian
Strong as ten regular men,
definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys
with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why,
Wolverine
He's got tons of war stories to
ramble
Personality
He's wild and free
When it comes to
exotic-type mammals
Has he seen a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a
world-class menagerie
Wolverine! Handsome is he, The Feral
Canadian
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well,
get on out in that square
Adjust your x-suit and prepare
To
gawk and grovel and stare at Wolverine!
There's no question
this Wolvie's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything
about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a
wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely
love the way he dresses!
He's fought and beaten up Victor
Creed
(Kicked his ass, Kicked his ass)
And to view the fight he
charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got attitude,
he's got Fangirls and Fanboys
(Proud to work for him)
They bow
to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to
Wolverine! Wolverine!
Wolverine!
Amorous he! Wolverine the
Feral Canadian
Heard he loves drinkin' his beer in that bar down
the street
And that, good people, is why he got a cigar and
dropped by
With his buddy Gambit, women galore
With his Harley
Davidson
Maybe a bike or two more
With his wicked hair, his
aura, his stare
He's' the COOLEST can't you see
Make way for
Wolverine!