Disclaimer Public domain rules, however Sega , Fox and several other companies that escape me right now own sonic. Those lucky bastards!

Chapter 9

By GabrielsThoughts

"Tails you've just won the sidekick of the year award for best supporting teammate, what are your plans now that you have a bazillion Dollars in endorsements from Fox, Archie, and Sega?" Tails was the happiest fox in the world and wanted to tell the whole world

"I'll tell you what babe, I'm Going to Disneylaaaaaahhhhh!" he stopped when he realized he was wearing the red dress and headband that Amy always wore. tearing the clothes from himself as fast as he could. he ran away from the paparazzi that had been clicking photos of him in drag.

"AMY, AMY, WAKE UP! You're scaring me!" Cream was trying to wake Amy who had been trashing and whimpering moments earlier in the couch.

"Huh? Cream, what are you doing here?" the pink hedgehog asked. oblivious to the fact that the male pronoun no longer applied to her.

"I live here...well not officially, but all my stuff's coming here today. Remember?"

"Right, right, sonic mentioned that. Wait, Did you just call me Amy?" Miles had a look of terror cross her face when she remembered the events of the preceding evening all at once. She ran to the upstairs bathroom to look in the mirror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Miles let out a blood curling scream that could be heard for several square blocks. Much as before Sonic was sent to investigate, this time however no one was at there except a haphazard mess leading Sonic to assume Amy had been kidnapped in while sleeping over at Miles flat after seeing him and Sally's #cough# music lessons. Since Tails wasn't here Sonic assumed that Tails had done the whole sidekick thing and was rescuing her as he stood there twiddling his thumbs. Sonic figured Uncle Chuck would contact him if they showed up in Robotropolis.

Meanwhile Miles was jogging as fast, and as far away from his and Sonic's former bachelor pad with Cheese flopped on her head and Cream in tow. You could say the cute squad was running as if their lives were depending on it. Of course you would also assume that the hedgehog was Amy and that she was hurrying home after an early breakfast.

As Miles was running she felt the urge that many Species feel when they awaken. The urge to go to the bathroom, which brought out other questions that had been nagging at her. Miles assumed Amy's butt was in the same location, or at least operated in the same fashion, it was the other part that concerned him...her. Could she do it standing up, and what if she was stuck like this 'how long does a hedgehog live, What if I have to have hedgehog kids? that last thought caused Miles to shudder in fear momentarily.

Her thoughts of doom continued as she finally approached the last leg of the route to Amy's house. She was still wearing the stupid sonic t-shirt and skirt from the night before. She got to the door and started banging on it as if her life depended on it.

"LET ME IN, LET ME IN !"Miles yelled , at this point she was so distressed, and panic stricken that she probably couldn't find her head with both hands and a flashlight.

Cream was just plain flabbergasted, she had never seen Amy act this way before. it was almost like Amy was a completely different person. "Amy please tell me what's wrong?"

The door finally opened to reveal a fox in a Red dress and headband her ears were folded back and her hair was brushed in a feminine manner and smelled of...hold on a second . "WHAT THE F#$ ARE YOU WEARING AMY?" Miles commented a few decibels louder than She had anticipated. Amy looked like Corra from that stupid quasi spanish soap opera, that they had watched last night. She didn't know weather to be relieved that Amy had gotten the fur coloring out or pissed off that she was wearing a dress, in his body.

"Do you intend to call attention to yourself like an idiot, or are you going to come inside?" Amy hissed as she(?) dragged Miles with cheese whom had slipped to the back of Miles head, Cream followed at a distance. Amy(Miles) was scaring her.

"TAILS?" Cream asked. she could barely recognize him, his fur looked softer and shiner than it had the night before, and she looked just like a girl in one of Amy's outfits. No surprise considering how androgynous tails was. Still it was disturbing to say the least

"I have to use the bathroom!" Miles cried out as her bladder was about to burst. she ran to the bathroom and slammed the door. what she did in the bathroom was her own business. she was in there for about 5 minutes. Cream thought she may have thrown up. Cheese had one of those concerned Chao looks and Amy for once was oblivious.

After coming back in the living room somewhat less distracted if not calmer Miles glared at Tails..er Amy. "why are you wearing a dress:"

"I'm a girl."Amy saying this in tails body was bizare to say the least.

"..." miles was stunned silent hen she noticed Amy now Tails had long butterfly lashes what the hell has she been doing last night? "Why are you wearing make up?"

"Yea, I've been meaning to tell you about that." Amy had a nervous smile on her face.

"NO! Amy I'm creeped out enough thank you."

"What would you do if I were to accidentally turned you into a girl- oh wait. "Amy realized that that had already occurred, in fact she was talking to the end result, bad idea. plus it was a little weird doing what she perceived as talking to herself...confusing.

" Take it off!" Miles yelled.

"Miles remember that emerald that I used to wish I was 14 that one time?" Amy asked

"yeah, what of it?" of course Miles remembered the stupid emerald Amy had gone from being one year his junior antagonist to become two years his senior and a total ditz. afterward it was discovered the emerald would no longer grant wishes and Amy decided to keep it.

"Well, it was midnight and I was thinking about it and so I used it again...who knew it would work?" she then let out a nervous laugh.

"you didn't !" a momentary spine tingling sense of fear went up his (mental pronoun) spine.

"Relax, I wished I was back to normal and viola you're no longer pink"--amy

"why do I have a feeling there's a but' in there somewhere?"the pink hedghog pondered aloud

"..."Amy had to think this through

"Amy?" Miles had a suspicion he wasn't going to like what she had to say.

"You know how Genie's like to screw up wishes?" Amy asked

"First I heard of it?" indeed this was the first Miles had ever heard of it.

"I Wished I was back to normal." Amy coughed.

"I don't follow?"--Miles

"Well then I turned into you ,and then I wanted to see if it would work again, so I wished for a sandwich, and it came true, and I wished for a soda, and a bag of chips. So then I figured I could wish that I was a girl again, because I wasn't going to be boy any longer than I had too." Amy let out a nervous laugh.

"WHAT!" Miles balled her pink fists of fury. This whole situation could have been resolved last night. Wait, what was that last thing she wished for again?"

"An I figured, you know we could wish ourselves back to normal in the morning, but then uh," Maybe if Amy said it really fast it wouldn't hurt as bad " So anyway the emerald started growing an it, and then I dropped it and it broke into little shiny pieces. But don't worry I super glued it back together... and it doesn't exactly grant wishes anymore" Amy knows this because she attempted to wish for Sonic to come over.

"GENIE MY FURRY ASP. AMY, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" the pink hedgehog now known as miles was enraged!

To be continued with a review.

A.N. Trust me I have this great idea for the next chapter it involves--- I'm so evil, but I am looking for suggestions. I want Tails back to normal within the next 2 chapters unless you suggest otherwise.