Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men or that One Jump song from Aladdin. My friend wrote this.
Hehe…Aladdin's a thief…Remy's a thief…
Gambit: Gotta
keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the
sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything!
)
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no
joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Police: Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
Gambit: Just a
little snack, guys
Police: Rip him open, take it back,
guys
Gambit: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're
my only friend, Logan!
Logan: Whatever.
Random Chicks: Oh
it's that Remy's hit the bottom.
He's become a one-man rise in
crime
Old Lady: I'd blame parents except he hasn't got
'em
Gambit: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you
all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the
slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom
de plume
One jump ahead of the hit men
One hit ahead of the
flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
Police: Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
Gambit: Let's not be
too hasty
Leah: Still I think he's rather tasty
Gambit:
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get
along
Police: Wrong!
Gambit: One jump ahead of the trucks
(Vandal!)
One hop
ahead of the hoard
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of
disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take
that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy
landin'
All I gotta do is jump
Gambit escapes by way of his mad skills and BO-STAFF!