F.Y.I. Jackelopes are real, the horns are caused by a virus spread by ticks. The infected jackrabbits look like a miniature deer, it's actually pretty cool. once the virus dies the horns fall off. However there is no such thing as a True jackelope, as there is no way an antelope miniature or otherwise can crossbreed with a jackrabbit. Douglas Henrick does not own them, he did not invent them, there were reports that Alexander the great had received a horned rabbit for a gift . Also they have been a part of American Mythology since 500 years before Henrick was born. that and the fact that they actually do occur in nature means I can say jackelope whenever the heck I feel like it SO THERE! further proof that research pays off #sticks out tongue# Jackie Chan don't know squat!

Chapter 10

Priorities

By GabrielsThoughts

"Ok wait so Tails is in drag because he wished for a sandwich?" Cream was as perplexed and puzzled as a Nevada Jackelope.

"No cream Amy's in drag because she stole my body," Miles the neo hedgehog glared at Amy " and you better not have been playing with my ding-a-ling or I swear!"

"You mean this? "Amy produced Miles lucky Yo-yo that made a ding-a-ling sound when you threw, dropped, or kicked around.

Miles wrestled it out of Amy's hand and shouted, took one glance at it . "You broke it! you Wench!" Miles paused momentarily when Amy asked merrily asked if he intended on hitting a girl. "Ok that's it, the gloves are definitely off!"

The pink hedgehog lunged for what appeared to be a vixen in a red dress. Miles lunged at Amy with the intent of making her suffer. Frankly the idea of Amy pulling the girl card at this moment, was like Eggman asking Sonic to go easy on him because he wore glasses. That and Miles had always perceived Amy as a kind of sibling rival. The one thing he had on her was the fact he was older, and she had to take that away from him when she found that stupid wishing crystal emerald a year ago. However recent events had just desensitized him to something as mundane as Amy being a girl. His neural self image was shattered even if he was able to get his body back it wouldn't be the same one he's left and he wasn't sure if the last wish Amy made came true or not. judging by the fact that his former body was 3 or so inches shorter than what he recalled it to be It was likely. Of course he wasn't sure if it was because he was in Amy's body and not looking at him...herself with a mirror.

"Stop it! I don't like you two anymore." Cream whined.

"..." Cream's outburst had the effect of making Miles and Amy stop chicken fighting, and had the added effect of making the two rivals look at the hare who had dawned an expression of anger and unhappiness.

After hell froze over, and the blood rage subsided the two were back to being friends at least until Miles got back in his own skin...then somebody was going to hurt somebody regardless of who's body they were in. Now the two had abandonned cream in the hopes that they may resolve the situation as quickly as possible. Fortunately Miles had discovered a wishing sword last month with Sonic in the 'forsaken forest' (shame faced plug I know) and had been saving it for just such an occasion.

" here's the stupid wishing emerald crystal." Amy or Tails said as she reached into her backpack and showed him a what appeared to be a poorly reconstructed gemstone with pieces of orange fur and duct tape wrapped around the object of torment.

"Why anyone would want a Faux Chaos emerald forged from crystal is beyond me" Miles inspected the crystal, maybe if he got it back to his workshop...

"Hey I didn't know it was crystal until I dropped it-"

"oh snap!" the pink hedgehog known as Miles head shot up! when she realized that she may be too late.

"What is it?" Amy Asked.

"I just upgraded my security system." Tails eyes shrank to little pin pricks.aybe they could escape before the security robots he had designed to help Sonic with practice missions and had armed to the teeth arrived.

"why is that a problem?" Amy asked.

"because it won't recognize me...or your gender for that matter and I may have, Sonic had me rig it to kill any trespassers on sight barring himself, Sally, Antoine, Rotor, Cream, Espio, Charmy, Vector Knuckles...who else?" the pink hedgehog puzzled aloud "pretty much everyone except You, Rouge and Robotnick.

"I feel so loved!" Amy deadpanned and her soprano voice became a slight tenor. Miles eyed her suspiciously, as they doubled back to see a sign that read 'trespassers will be shot, survivors shot twice' why Miles had placed that sign a mile inside the perimeter face down ...oh right, he wanted to see someone stupid enough to get shot after passing the three hundred or so warning signs, he even rigged the sign alert all of the Robots if someone were to step on the sign or move it in any fashion.

"We wouldn't even have any problems if you hadn't screwed up my gender missy!"

"Hey Miles look here's your sign." Amy said as she flipped it over to read the writing on the back.

"OH SPIT!" within ten seconds they were surrounded on all sides by Security robots with really, really, big guns.

"Priority one hedgehog!" Silently Miles was beginning to regret Sonic's idea of having them programmed to target a certain pink hedgehog if she ever showed up.

to be continued...or whatever

AN. ok I may have painted myself into a corner with this one.Read and review or I may just leave Miles that way.