Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men or Razzle Dazzle from Chicago…
I made this one, with some help from my friend and we were like…YEAH!
Razzle Dazzle
Sung to: Razzle Dazzle
(Logan is having trouble with the law)
Remy: Yeah, I know how it works with the cops…
Wolverine: I bet you do…
Remy: It's all a circus, Logan. A three ring circus.
These trials- the wholeworld- all show business.
But you're working with a star, the biggest!
As Remy starts to sing, a girl takes his trench coat and puts on one that's glittery/shiney. Another girl puts a hat on him. With his bo-staff he does one of those hat and cane dances
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Everyone: Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Remy: Row after row will crow vociferous
Everyone: Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
Remy: How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Everyone: Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Remy: Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
Everyone: Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Everyone (The same time as Remy's)
Give 'em the old
Razzle Dazzle
Remy: Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Everyone: Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!