XMen Songs

by Pip the MiT Squeak

Songs about XMen, written by my friend and I. They are all parodies about songs. Rated T for mild language. Possible Scott bashing.

6. XMen Mansion

Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men, X-Mansion or Oklahoma, and I'm too broke to try to. I did write this though…

X-Men Mansion

Sung to Oklahoma

X-Mansion!
X-Mansion's gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you X-Suits, free food and education,
Places to do battle!
Lots of information!
Flowers in the garden where Storm makes 'em bloom,
Plen'y of air and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to use powers!
Plen'y of things to pass the hours.
X-Men Mansion where the young X Students are trained
And the Danger Room can sure train them
and the Brotherhood attacks again.
X-Men Mansion,
Ev'ry time the mansion is attacked
the X-Men fight and use their powers
and they kick ass every single time.
We know the mansion is destroyed
although the fight we really enjoyed!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're just sayin'
That we'll build you again,
When you're destroyed!
X-Men Mansion, hooray!

X-Men Mansion where the young X Students are trained
And the Danger Room can sure train them
And the Brotherhood attacks again.
X-Men Mansion,
Ev'ry time the mansion is attacked
The X-Men fight and use their powers
And they kick ass every single time.
We know the mansion is destroyed
Although the fight we really enjoyed!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're just sayin'
That we'll build you again,
When you're destroyed!
X-Men Mansion, hooray!