FYI Disclaimers remain, that bothers me when you consider the fact that No ONE READS THEM! Ranma belongs to VIZ I think,

Chapter the thirteenth

By GabrielsThoughts

Miles gasped in terror when he woke up. "Stupid nightmare." he cursed. well at least today was his birthday. He blew a stray tuft of hair out of his face. This wasn't uncommon for that fox to do in first thing in the morning, the thing that really caught his attention was the fact it was pink - "aw crap!" Miles muttered when he realized his arm was asleep, no wait, it was caught under something. he tried to move it and heard a soft groan, and realized who it was trapped under.

"oh sonic take me! Take me now!" Amy moaned seductively, she was wearing pink pajamas and it was quite clear she had been drooling on her pillow

"AHHHHHHHH! Wait what am I even doing in your bed?" Tails screamed as he tried to pry the pink horror off his arm.

"oh, well I sort of threw a crystal orb at you after you kissed me and wouldn't leave...and then I may have accidentally banged your head on the banister when I tried dragging you up stairs, oh and then when I got to the top of the stairs I might have dropped you, but don't worry I called aunt' Bunnie and she said we shouldn't move you because you had #cough# several concussions. Well you've been asleep for almost three days now, Hey I just realized that makes today your birthday!"

"WHAT!" Miles shouted realizing that he was in the same situation he was in four. .uh three days ago. that would mean "THis is so totally awesome! I'm Never going to be a girl again! " Miles started dancing on the bed like a sissy boy.

"OMFG! YOU'RE A GIRL!" Amy was shocked. I mean she suspected something was 'off about tails but this was beyond belief.

"What, No, I Just had this horrible nightmare where I was you, and you broke my ding-a-ling, and uh knux was a girl, but he was stupid, and I was Aunt Sally's baby sister." Tails stuttered.

"I was Princess Sally's little sister! My god that was a nightmare. Hey, Was sonic my boyfriend?."

"eh?" Tails was perplexed and puzzled.

"Well If I was princess Sally's Sister I figured...You pervert how did I break your ding-a-ling! EW! GROSS! " Amy shouted as she hitting him over the head with her fist like a jackhammer. How dare he have naughty dreams about her.

"Ow! Amy it was a Yoyo! " Tails was busy protecting his pink noggin from the Pink avenger.

"You expect me to buy that nonsense!" Amy huffed

"But it was the truth, you had taken over my body and I was you and-"Tails realized his mistake almost instantly.

"YOU TOUCHED MY BODY!" amy somehow managed to grab her hammer and her eyes where a ghostly red "DIE!"

"No I didn't touch your body I swear!" Tails whined.

"What's Wrong with my body?" Amy then got a sad puppy dog look on her face before her eyes started glowing again.

"EEEEEK!" Tails ripped loose with one of his girlish screams that made Amy sound like a boy in comparison. This caught the attention of Sonic, who was sleeping downstairs on the sofa and rushed up stairs in time to stop Amy from knocking Tails back into a coma.

"NO! Bad Amy, Bad Girl" Sonic held Amy back from her prey. Amy whimpered and then broke down crying.

" I hate you!" Amy screamed before kicking Tails in the shin. Amy then rushed out of the room sobbing.

"ok, what just happened?" Tails asked.

"I Think she likes you."

To be continued...with review.

A.N. sorry about this...get it?