For those that were confused all events after the crystal ball hit tails have been negated.all characters belong to their respective owners
After watching a movie he considered the worst movie of all time. One that consisted of a shot of a wall heater, a fly, a horse and a crazy lady. something odd happened when he started some popcorn in the microwave, the telephone rang and tails picked up the phone."hello?"
"you have seven days." the voice was distinctly feminine.
"huh?"miles wasn't sure who the person was on the other end of the line. He recently had a kink in his think on account he was pink.
"you have seven days." the voice repeated.
"Amy is that you?"Miles asked.
"no... of...course not" the voice stuttered.
"are you Randy?"Miles interrupted
"I'm not Randy "she responded
"So your horny?" Miles asked.
"what? you pervert!"She said in shock
"hey, you called me babe".Miles was mildly annoyed
"You still have Seven days!"she whispered
"For what exactly?"asked the curious fox
"Seven days before you die!"the voice hissed
"In that case, do you like scary movies?"Miles asked.
"of course..."
"Remember that one movie with Alicia Silverstone, and she was the ghost of a coma patient?"
"yeah?"
"That was way scarier. You on the other hand are just stupid... hello? I cant believe she hung up on me!"
one week later
"So Tails what was your weekend like, did you have fun?
"How was my weekend?" tails left eye twitched "HOW WAS MY WEEKEND! Let ME Tell You about my Freaking weekend! I'm PINK! "Tails was using Sonic as a sounding board
"Really? lucky! I was forced to dance the Macarena! and may have saved the planet from an alien invasion! In fact I should say I had the most Thrilling, Exhilarating, and Screwed up Three day weekend on record. In Fact If there weren't the metal detectors in knothole I would be committing mass homiside right now!" Miles backed away from the crazed blue hedgehog. and bumped into a mass of body hair
"Are you Miles Prower?" a large mass of hair asked of the two tailed fox.
"no, you want the blue hedgehog!" miles Smiled a lopsided grin... Sonic was never heard from again.
Maybe Now, Maybe Never, in few years or whenever... fade to black and show name of movie THE END...