Disclaimer: I know this guy that knows a friend of a friend who is Walt Disney's cousins Nephew, and the they have this dog that sniffed the butt of this other dog who ate the liver of this guy named Archie, who had his kidney stolen by this guy in Vegas, I think his name was Fox, so you won't believe me when I tell you his sister went out on a date with Kevin Bacon.

Ratchet!Playstation 9

By GabrielsThoughts

Tails was now escaping form the most vile of tortures known to man. Apparently Beauty wanted to huggle him to death. Fortunately he had encountered a yellow puff thing that called himself Don Patch."You sure this is the way out ?" Miles asked into the headset that Patch had given him prior to their separation.

"Tails once you destroy the 'Security orbs' the bridge should extend to the other side!" Patch said

"What security orbs? I've destroyed everything else! " Tails Whined

"Tails, you need to destroy the security orbs, before the bridge will expand." patches replied.

"What do the security orbs look like?"

"Tails, you need to destroy the security orbs, before the bridge will expand." patches replied in a repetitive manor.

"Patch, you're useless."

"Tails, you need to destroy the security orbs, before the bridge will expand."

"Dude, there's nothing here except this stupid floating camera."

"Tails, you need to destroy the security orbs, before the bridge will expand."

" Omchao 90 end program. Authorization Up your Arsenal "Tails deadpanned. Whomever designed this game for the Playstation 9 was stupid, stupid, stupid, and the concept behind the game was flawed beyond reason. 'Ratchet ZDTV' had to be the lowest form of video gaming crap on the market. thankfully Amy had bought it for his birthday, because it was about to become a coaster in his laboratory. Honestly combining Bobo Abo-bo-bo with the Ratchet & Jak franchise, what dumbass thought that one up...

After removing the mini disk Tails placed the PS9 orb back on it's stand, and carelessly tossed the game cartridge onto the floor. Tails decided to finish the work he had begun a few days before the whole 'pink!' situation. It was an anti gravity device that would allow him to fly without getting tired as quickly.yep, this was going be sweet!

Miles Quickly inserted two Rechargeable AA (double A') batteries into the remote control which he had painstakingly jerry-rigged into a solar powered antigravity device. Tails had really outdone himself with this one, it had its own built in charger with a display to let him know when the batteries were charged or powered down. Pressing the flashing light Miles was immediately surrounded by a blue shield that allowed him to hover momentarily without spinning his Tails.

Miles was grinning from ear to ear with anticipation and then it happened the remote sparked and released an electrical surge into tails before both he and his new invention vanished.

A.N. Ooh! Cliffhangers. Review