Disclaimer: No I don't own anything... if I did I wouldn't be sitting at this computer typing a story about my own story! That's just pathetic! I would my donating a million dollars to Africa, then swimming in my island-like pool in Venice/the Bahamas/Hawaii after drinking virgin pina colads, and eating strawberry ice cream!

A/N: Hey peeps! Just to let you know this story is somewhat in bad taste! I read a few of those Harry Potter and the insert rest of book title here in 15 minuets stories, so I decided to right this. It has slash with Harry/Ron and it has a three-some. I NEVER right like this! This is like a once in half a lifetime way of writing for me! Don't hate me! Don't kill me! This is supposed to be weird/funny/somewhat-in-bad-taste! Love you all!

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Harry: Ron... I love you!

Ron: Starts to cry I love you too Harry! But... I also love Hermione!

Harry: Really? ME TOO! Thinks: 'Hummmmm... If she loves both of us we can start a threesome!'

Harry: HEY HERMIONE!

Hermione: YA?

Harry: CAN YOU COME HERE A SEC?

Hermione: SURE! Hermione comes over

Harry: I have a question for you.

Hermione: Okay...

Harry: Do you love Ron or me... or both?

Hermione: Well... YES! I LOVE YOU HARRY!

Ron: HARRY HOW COULD YOU! YOU KNOW I LOVE HER TOO!

Hermione: RON! I WASN'T FINISHED!

Ron: YA NOW YOU HAVE TO RUN AND JUMP INTO HIS ARMS AND SNOG HIM TO DEATH! SPARE ME! PLEASE!

Hermione: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO RON! I WAS GOING TO SAY...(HA SO THERE MR. DAY! I USED 6 DOTS INSTEAD OF 3 HA! sorry. Back to the story!)you know what!

Ron: What?

Hermione: That was a rhetorical question you idiot!

Ron: Oh...

Hermione: Now where was I? Oh ya! YOU KNOW WHAT? I MIGHT JUST NOT TELL YOU WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY AS IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU! humph!

Ron: gets down on knees in begger positon PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME! I WILL DO ANYTHING! Scratch that... ALMOST ANYTHING!

Hermione: You know you're supposed to just say fine and walk away. Begging is so pathetic though... it works! Okay!

Harry: twiddles his thumbs waiting for Ron and Hermione to finish they're argument

Hermione: LOVE YOU RON! JUST AS MUCH AS HARRY! THAT'S WHY I'M IN SUCH A DELEMA!

Harry and Ron: Suddenly become very alert WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU HERMIONE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!

Hermione: I'm in love with my two best friends who are bisexuals and happen to love each other and me?

Ron: ...

Harry: Other than that!

Hermione: Oh... No.

Ron: gets the-light-bulb-just-clicked-on-in-my-head-and-I-understand-now look OH! IT MEANS WE CAN BE A THREE-SOME!

All three: YAY! Hug

Story: Ends

The End!

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A/N: During summer or spring break I might add onto this. I'm not sure... Anyways like I said... DON'T HATE ME! And please review! Even if you just put "..."! But please. Since this isn't supposed to help my writing... If you can't say anything good, don't say anything at all. So far all my other stories I don't care if you think they're bad or good, just as long as you review! (and tell me why you don't like my story/what could be better/what's wrong with it.) With this story though I didn't write to be good at writing it! Thanks! Bye!