Gaze: I had a little trouble with my Killer Dancer fic…hehe…please don't kill me.
Ok, you know about the Buddha jokes, they're actually mine. You couldn't find any other in the internet, such as those ones I wrote so yeah…they're not very funny. Anyways, I'm just trying. So if no one likes it, I'll just delete this one.
I try not to harm religions and their worshippers; I'm trying to offend Tyson. So don't be offended. People make Christian jokes and I'm a Christian. Some people like to diss themselves and I'm one of those people.
This one is just a romance/humour one-shot. Yeah.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Pie, Hiccups…
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I knew that I shouldn't have…
"A-…A…ACHOO!" I sneezed.
I knew I shouldn't have stayed out in the rain too long. I held my arms as rain poured down terribly on my hair and skin. Oh where are you Ginger? Why did you run away again? Ray is worried for you!
"ACHOO!" I sneezed again.
I went back into the dojo. My throat felt scratchy as I struggled to push the gates open. As I slid through the open door, I was greeted.
"Hilary! Did you find Ginger?" Tyson asked.
I fell onto my knees, soaking wet, "No."
"Assface, can't you…" Kai started.
Kai stopped, what for?
"Can't you see-hic- that she's-hic-cold?" Kai asked again.
"Do you have the hiccups?" Tyson asked.
"…hic" Kai hiccupped, "FUCKING HAPPY NOW!" Kai grabbed me, gently, by the arm and led her to the fireplace.
We sat together in the fireplace. I kept myself warm while he just sat there staring at the kindling flames.
"You should warm up before you…" Kai trailed off.
"Achoo!" I sneezed, great way to ruin the moment, Hilary.
"Too late," Kai smirked, turning his head to me. I smiled sheepishly…then I felt the tingle again.
"Achoo!"
Kai got up quickly and disappeared. I heard running footsteps then he came back, a blanket in hand. He draped it over my shoulders as he sat himself next to me. I sighed in relief and leaned against him.
(End Hilary's POV)-
He placed his hand on Hilary's forehead as a bit of pink appeared in his cheeks.
"You're just about the same temperature as me so you should be fine," Kai said as he placed his hand on his forehead, comparing both of their warmth.
Hilary could feel herself fade away… "Uh huh," she managed to mutter before she fell asleep.
Ray watched from far away as he smiled happily, "I have a plan…"
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"Hey guys, I got the thing you asked me to get," Kenny placed the pink box on the table.
"Is that the Lemon Meringue Pie?" Max asked as he looked over the box dreamily.
"Yeah Max but it's for-" Kenny was cut off.
"Thanks Kenny!" Max grabbed the box. He held it at the extent of his arms like it was fragile or it was a bomb that he held.
"RAY! HE STOLE KAI'S PIE!" Kenny screeched like a little kid.
Ray appeared in the kitchen in a second, "Damn it Max, couldn't you pick a better day? ...GIVE KAI'S PIE BACK!"
"NOOOOO IT'S MMMYYY PPPIIIIEEEEEE!" Max screeched like bloody murder.
"MAX!" Tyson yelled as he held a Ramen Noodle Bowl.
"AW, NOT YOU TOO TYSON!" Max hollered back at Tyson.
Tyson placed his bowl down on the table and grabbed onto the box of the pie. He pulled as Max did.
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"Grr," Kai growled. He had just put Hilary in bed; she fell asleep on his shoulder. Her fever has risen and left a bell for Hilary to ring in case she needed anything.
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"GIVE ME THE PIE!" Tyson yelled.
"So you could get any fatter than you are already? NO!" Max pulled harder onto the pink box.
"I'm not bloody fat, you jackass yank!" Tyson roared. He too lunged onto it.
"What the hell is going in-" Max had let go of the box and Tyson had thrown the pie to Kai's face, who stood directly behind Tyson.
The whipped cream and the lemon filling covered his whole face.
Ray, as he smirked, took two fearful steps to the Kai who is about to erupt of anger and hell about to break lose.
"Kai…" Tyson warned. "…IT WAS ALLL MAX!" he yelled, frantically pointing at Max.
There was pure silence between all of them.
Kai didn't want to wake Hilary up so he had to let this one slip. Taking a finger to his face, he took a bit of pie and placed his finger inside his mouth.
"Mm, lemon," Kai muttered, "hic…"
"Aw, damn, I thought that was going to work," Ray crossed his arms, "blows that theory. Here Max, good job." Ray threw a bag full of jawbreakers at Max.
"You were planning to do this to me?" Kai stopped licking the icing off his finger.
"Hell yeah, it's a way to get rid of that annoying hiccupping noise. Hilary must have had trouble sleeping!"
"hic…No," Kai hiccupped.
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Hilary later woke up from all the noise. Taking the bell from her bedside table, she rang it.
"Tyson?" Hilary called, ringing the bell.
"TYSON!" Hilary screeched her voice cracking. She rang the bell harder.
Tyson barged into the room and grabbed the bell away from Hilary's hand. He threw the bell out of her bedroom window.
He panted, "NEVER RING THAT BELL…AGAIN!"
"I just wanted something," Hilary crossed her arms and bit her lip.
"Quit being such a brat," Tyson spat, "and get it by yourself."
"YOU CAN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE!" Hilary barked, "YOU BOTTOMLESS PIT SLASH JERK!"
"At least I don't steal fame from my team-mates!" Tyson retorted at her.
Hilary gasped, "YOU WERE NOTHING, TILL YOU WERE DEAD!"
A figure appeared behind Tyson.
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Max placed an ice pack on his cheek, "Man, if they are called jawbreakers, they should have a warning label in them!"
Ray sighed and shook his head in disbelief.
"Did you find Ginger yet?" Max asked.
"No," Ray bowed his head down. "Poor kitty, other than that, Hilary is probably going to tear my head off…if I don't find Ginger."
Suddenly there was a small ringing of a bell heard by them.
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Kai glared at Tyson. He punched Tyson's head, creating a huge bump from behind.
"OW!" Tyson held his head in pain.
"You are such a loser, Tyson," Kai said, glaring at him.
Tyson hmphed and left the room.
"What did you need?" Kai asked, tiredly. The hiccups have made him grow weary.
"Lemon Tea," Hilary replied, quietly.
"How many lumps of sugar-hic-or how much milk-hic…whatever?" he asked.
"Milk, please," Hilary giggled.
With that, he nodded and left the room.
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There was a terrified yell in the kitchen. It was Kai.
"TYSON!" he bellowed. The petrified wet cat was thrown at his face and now bleeding scratches covered his whole face. Kai glared at the other two boys and Kenny…not that he's not a boy or anything.
"It was ALLL Tyson," Max said, massaging his sore cheek.
"Yep," Ray said.
"FUCK YOU TO HELL, FAT ASS!" Kai yelled. He growled and took the cat of his face, getting a better view of Tyson. He handed Ginger to Ray and chased Tyson…while Tyson screamed like there was no tomorrow. Kai took Tyson's kendo stick.
Suddenly Hilary came into the kitchen, asking, "What is going on around here?"
"Um…Kai is about to kill Tyson, Ray found Ginger, and I have a sore jaw," Max whined.
"Oh well," Hilary smiled, "at least Kai's hiccups are gone!"
The three: Kenny, Ray and Max nodded. Hilary heard the familiar ring of Ray's kitty's bell and the cat's usual meow.
"Oh hi Ginger!" Hilary knelt down and petted the cat.
Only screams of Tyson were heard in the dojo and the running steps of Kai hunting him down after that. And a sneeze from who could've guessed?
Kai.
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Gaze: that was sooo bad. I'm a little stuck on my KD fic coz I can't get the dance steps right…PLEASE REVIEWWWW!