Hi again, if you've forgotten me, I'm the one who wrote the first chapter to this strange fanfiction to the Darren Shan Saga. If you haven't R&R yet, it's best to R&R right now, after you've finished these short chapters! Please? No flaming as well! I'd appreciate it if you all would contribute some comments or stuff that could help me improve my story further on!
Thanks guys!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Darren Shan Saga, nor will I claim the rights to it.
If I could make that more clear, I would. But since it's clear enough, here's the bloody story!
Hell, Heaven and the In-Between
Chapter 1: Paradise?
Hm? Where am I...ow...my head hurts. So does the rest of my body...am I in the Lake of Souls again? No, the Lake of Souls doesn't give bodies to souls in there, so I can't be in the Lake of Souls if I have a body. Wait, the Lake of Souls? I remember! Me, being a Half-Vampire and the Assistant, the Vampire Mountain, the Ba'Shan spiders, the War of the Scars, the...blood, and...my friends...
Harkat! Evra! Vancha! Alice! Larten! Annie! Debbie!
And...Mr.Tiny. I'm Mr.Tiny's son, I remember that too. I also remember dying...submitting myself to death in the river, after killing Steve. The river! Meaning...my people, the Vampires will think that I will not be sent to Paradise! And they were right...The Lake of Souls, of which I was trapped in for many gruesome years of painful memories. And then, the rescue by Evanna, the deal with Mr.Tiny, me being resurrected as a Little Person, sent to the past, scaring away my younger self, giving my diaries to Mr.Tall (Mr.Tall, or Hibernius, was the owner of The Circue Du Freak and one of my friends, where my life as a half-vampire started, and ended as well), dying, and going to...Paradise!
Is this ...
Paradise?
End Chapter 1
Huzzah! Hurrah! Hu-whatever. There goes another short chapter for all you viewers to read! If you like, you R&R. If you hate, you throw it away to a distant corner in your memories. No flames please, as I have already said.
My 2nd chapter will arrive shortly, but for now, be satisfied! SATISFIIIIIED! So long! See you at my next chapter!
Even in death, may you be triumphant!