A/N: Yipes! How da yell did I get so many reviews last chapter? I need to thank SO many people, cause you're all soooo nice to review. rupertisahottie05, EboniteEvans, Rachel (anon), Rich (anon), CharZ, zippyfox, PremzaWitchOfWeirdos, Green Animelover, sumerluck2, russianchikk and angelofthedarklight. Hokay, so I'm not sure what the Marauders would do after full moon, so, inspired by one of my many on there, it's AWESOME) pictures, I'm gunna make them visit Moony in the Hospital Wing.

Disclaimer: As far as I know, J.K.Rowling isn't still in school!

"James, why's your shirt collar all weird?" asked Remus, who was helping himself to chocolate.

"You slashed him last night." Said Sirius before James could reply.

"Ah."

"And I can't let any teachers see, cause it'll raise awkward questions." Said James gloomily.

"Sorry." Said Remus quickly.

"It's not your fault." James winced as he rubbed his right shoulder. "But it did hurt."

"Sorry." Repeated Remus.

"It's OK. I was kind of distracted anyway." Said James.

"I wonder why?" said Remus sarcastically. Sirius and Peter laughed and James scowled.

"I'm guessing Lily went back up to the castle?" asked Peter.

"Lily?" Remus sat bolt upright. "She didn't, you know, see me?"

"Nah." Said Sirius. "She just saw us by the Whomping Willow – I'll bet she went off back to bed as soon as we came down the tunnel. It's not like she followed us or anything." James gulped. He hadn't gotten around to telling the others who he had seen in the Shrieking Shack the night before.

"Er, about that. Um…" Sirius, Remus and Peter turned around to look at him. He gulped again. "She, er, she kind of did follow us."

"WHAT?" exploded Remus.

"She… huh?" said Peter.

"Didn't the Whomping Willow pummel her into the ground?" asked Sirius.

"That's what I thought, dunno how she escaped alive. She really is an extraordinary witch." James sighed. "An extraordinary witch who's probably sticking pins into a little doll of me as we speak"

"Why? You kissed her!" asked Peter, looking confused.

"Uhhh, let's think." Said Sirius in tones of mock thought. "First he gets her head over heels in love with him by kissing her and asking her out, then he breaks her heart by saying he can't make it anymore and she thinks he stood her up, THEN, on the night on which their date was supposed to take place, he almost gets her killed by a tree and a mad werewolf!" Remus glared at him. "No offence, Moony." He added quickly.

"Oh." Said Peter. "Right."

"I'm going to kill that effing moon!" said James viciously. It was a mark of how sorry they all felt for him that Remus didn't point out that killing the moon wasn't physically possible. "I feel terrible."

"Have some chocolate, you'll feel better." Said Remus, holding out a chocolate frog.

"Can't – I'd probably just throw it up again."

"Poor James is having a really rough week." Said Sirius. Peter patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Ow! You git!" yelled James, massaging the right side of his collarbone.

"Oops. Sorry." Remus shook his head.

"Wormtail, why must you be so stupid?"

"I dunno." Peter shrugged.

"It was a rhetorical question." Said Sirius, rolling his eyes.

"A what?"

"A question which doesn't require an answer." Said Remus.

"Dimwit!" coughed Sirius. "Hey, Prongs, do you… Are you OK?"

"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Apart from the fact that when I finally got everything I wanted (and more) with the woman I love, she ended up hating my guts, I'm fantastic."

"You should-" began Peter

"I think I fancy a walk." Said James. He stood up and left the hospital wing with a horrible feeling inside him

How could Lily ever speak to him again after this? A simple sorry wouldn't go far, she'd still despise him. It'd just be back to normal; He'd love her, she'd hate him. But this time there'd be no chance of winning her in the end.

A/N: Oh, this is so much fun! Lily loves James, but thinks James hates her. James loves Lily, but thinks Lily hates HIM! How d'you reckon they'll both react when they find out? Review and let me know!