Chappy one and don't u forget it!
Boogey woogey….I like to boogie! Ok, this is in big font so yalls can read it JUST fine and dandy like! This is not a good fanfic so stop now if ya know what's good for ya! Ill update whenever im bored today was one of my hyperly boring days! I can't spell and I don't do grammar well when im hyper so there will be TONS of mistakes, ignore and enjoy my youth!
I don't understand the point of a disclaimer, ya know it's not my characters…that's why it's called a "FANfic" you stupid people!
Anyway, Once upon a time in a far away land called Bingaville, there lived a dude or two and a few children and some men and women, maybe a few dogs or cats, one kids got a lizard….but that's not where are story lies…….
Nope our story lies in Hogwarts school of Witch Craft and Wizardry (hence the "FANfiction" thingy above) Tis a place of peeps that can't do algebra 2, cuz they don't go to school for that, they go to school for, well, MAGIC! Anyway, yall know the story of Harry Potter and his best buds and all that stuff. Ya also know that JK Rowling is a super genius and I am NOT! Ya also know that Dumbledore is awesome and Voldie is evil, and that chickens rip up graves in the middle of the night to steal dead people's undies when they obviously don't need them anymore! But enough about the facts, here is my story:
Once upon a time Harry was in his room at the Dursley's for the last time that summer. He and Hedwig were having a dance off with his recently acquired boom box which he had gotten by stealing it from Dudley's room, of course! Hedwig was winning with the ultimate booty shaking hooting you could have ever seen when little old Aunt Petunia calls Harry down cuz it's time to go to the train for Hogwarts. Harry gathers his things, skips down stairs, blady blady blah……..
This and that happens, nothing is of interest….and Harry is at Hogwarts where our fabled story begins! Yay! I'll take this moment to burp out the "FINALLY!" that I have been wanting to belch out since the beginning of that last paragraph…was it just me or was that long? O wait! I forgot! I can't burp…sry! I know, I lied, upsetting, I promise not to do it again….im rambling….sry, back to da story!
So, where was i? ah yes! Harry met Hermione and Ron again and it was all happy do dah day cuz it was there 7th and last year and how exciting is that! Come on, it's pretty darn excitin' ! Okay! Okay! I'm typing….geez….
Ron had to use the potty REALLY bad after the feast so Neville went with him. While Ron did #2, Neville checked himself out in da mirror. He began by studying his hair but was disturbed by a loud grunting coming from the stalls. He blushed and tried to ignore and continued with the mirror activity. Groaning started to occur and then panting and wheezing and then a big loud "Aaaahhh….." followed. Ron Weasley stepped out to wash his hands while Neville was looking to see if his butt was too big for the jeans he was wearing. Anyway, they get back to the common room and there's a Howe down a happenin'! yeehaw! Ron then tangoed with Hermione during a particularly cowboy-like number and Harry joined a boogey with the Weasley twins who were back cuz they felt like being so.
Anyway, I'm bored of writing about the Howe down and the bathroom issues…..so, moving on:
The next morning, Harry jumped out of bed screaming, "Snorkel!" and then went straight to breakfast shortly followed by the other boys who were slightly disturbed by being woken in such a way. At breakfast they all sat together talking about the summer's news. During the summer Voldemort had brought the llamas and the raccoons to his side along with some more dementors who DON'T fly. The Daily prophet was writing that they had suspicions that the chickens digging up the graves would be the next to join the dark forces. Harry was not nervous at all anymore, he was tired of being super annoying and super angsty. In fact, he grew more and more excited. Dumbledore came over then with an excited jumpy look about him. He told Harry that he was back from the dead; Snape was just over excited one night and attempted but failed to kill the all powerful Dumbledore! Harry got down on his knees and licked the floor in happiness. Soon everyone in the great hall did the same. Dumbledore then told Harry of the latest news; Voldemort had gotten Darth Vader on his side too! They would now have to be equipped with shiny-glowy swords as well as their wands! Harry imedently called a purple colored one or else he wouldn't have one at all. Dumbledore threw a fit though cuz that's HIS favorite color! How dare Harry try to have the all powerful Dumbledore's favorite? Color! Gggrrr….That growl set Harry in his place and he settled for a pink one instead.
Classes went fine, Hermione was Hermione, Ron was Ron, Harry was Harry, magic was done, people were taught, teachers yelled, students yawned, and what do you know…the day was over! Yay! Harry went to Dumbledore and the discussed Voldemort, and then it was bed time. Yay, sleep rocks! yawn that reminds me, im tired! Goodnight! Everyone must sleep now, It is 11 PM we must sleep cuz the chickens will arrive at the graves to dig soon….one more hour…I hope they don't steal Lily or James Potter's undies, that would be mean……. Welp, night!