Chappy 2:
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Anyway next day…..it was breakfast time! Harry didn't wake up saying, "snorkel", sorry. Nope He woke up singing, "When the bright sun comes up in the East, and the little birdys go tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Time for us all to get up and eat….some….BREAKFAST!" So the other boys got up and they all were forced to sing the song all the way down to breakfast.
Ron took some wizard pills that Seamus gave him. Don't worry! They were just headache reducer pills! Seamus told Ron to only take only one because symptoms may include: itchy heels, singing pimples, fast growing fingernails, and porcupines become intensely attracted to you. Ron ignored him and took 2 pills because Harry was extra annoying this morning. For example, at that very moment Harry was batting his eyelashes at no other than Draco Malfoy, King of all Slytherin people under the age of 18!no don't worry fair readers, this is not some stupid slash story, I'm not that hyper! Nope, this is just Harry's way of making Malfoy pay. Ron just happened to find it to be a weird way to embarrass Malfoy. But it was working! Malfoy was indeed not enjoying this, everyone was laughing at him for the spaghetti's sake! His once pale face had actually turned red.
So then some things happen…… blady blah…….time passes by….Hermione does well in class…..Neville wets himself………some more things happen……….blah balh blah…………BLAH………blady blah……………bladybladybladyblah……………some people talk………..Dumbledore rules the world………..bblah blah blah………… blady-blah brains…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………and then our story returns a week later and Harry, Snape, Ron, and Dumbledore are skipping around Hagrid; while Hagrid holds Fang above his head yelling, "Bingaville rocks my flip flops!" over and over and over again!
Dumbledore soon joins hands with Ron and they look deep in each others eyes. Their bodies are somewhat closer than they really need to be but….ANYWAY, neither of them is blinking. They stand like that for a few minutes…maybe an hour…then they inch even closer. Now it is too close for anyone's comfort but they don't seem fazed by it. Snape and Harry are too busy to notice. They are playing Toss the Flobberworm as Hagrid runs, screaming, between the two, trying to get them to stop torturing the poor beautiful creatures! Think of it as a monkey in the middle type of game, only Hagrid is more like a gorilla….King Kong maybe….
Anyway, back to Ron and Dumbledore! Their eyes are glazed as if they are in another world, a world with just the two of them in it. They get even closer, their noses actually touching!
Then, Ron blinks.
"Yay! I win!" Dumbledore screams! He breaks down into an Irish jig. Harry, Snape, and Hagrid stop their game to clap the beat out for Dumbledore. Ron hangs his head in shame, after all, he was beaten by an old coot!
"The old coot strikes again!" Dumbledore yips. Of course Dumbledore is reading Ron's mind like he always seems to do so Ron is not terribly shocked. Ron cheers up and joins the jig. The jig around Hagrid, they jig around his hut, they jig around the whole school and fall into a rut!
"Gosh dang it! We fell into a pothole!"
"pooper scoopers!"
"OMG! Poop? Where?"
"haha, I didn' fall in! My butt 's too big ter fit in there! Haha…"
"Shut up Hagrid or I will have you expelled!"
"Proffessor Snape, Hagrid was already expelled….a long time ago…."
"o…Well, I'll…I'll…..JUST HELP US OUT OF HERE!"
"Alrigh' , sure, jus' let me have meself a cup o' tea firs', I've done way ter much runin', not good fo' my type o' body yer see…."
"NO!"
"Hagrid!"
"You can't leave us here!"
"I want my Mommy!"
"….."
Two nights later:
"He forgot about us"
"Don't worry, I'm Harry Potter! I'll get us out of here!" (Heroic music sounds in the background)
"No! Harry, it's too dangerous! I have tried to protect you from all this…Danger…since, like, you were born! You musn't risk your life!"
"Dumbledore…"
"Don't Dumbleydorey ME, what I say goes, that's FINAL!"
"…."
"okay!"
"I want my Mommy!"
"…."
5 nights after that:
"I'm missing TONS of school work!"
"Hermione, where did you come from?"
"O, I've…um…I just came down to say hello"
"How did you know we were here?"
"Hagrid told me. He took over the world while you were down here and he rules hand in hand with Voldemort, LITRERALLY! They are vacationing in Switzerland right now, skipping about on the beach"
"I shall save the day!"
"NO!"
"Dumbly…"
"No!"
"Fine!" grumbles….
"I want my Mommy!"
"Snape! SHUT UP!" (Everyone screams)
The next day:
"Hey! I'm Dumbledore!"
"Erm…..yes, seeing that you look like him, talk like him, act like him…"
"no no, I mean , IM DUMBLEDORE!"
"erm…"
"I'm Dumbledore! The most all powerful dude to ever exist!"
"I still don't get it"
"I can use MAGIC to get us outta here!"
"ooooooooo…."
"cool!"
"Why didn't we think of that before?"
"Hurry up then, I'm missing potions class!"
"erm, no your not, I'm Snape, the all powerful potions master! No one has been teaching potions for several days, your not missing anything"
"o"
"Hey, Snape? I forgot to ask why you are hear and why Harry is not killing you because you killed Dumbledore…"
"Dumbledore's not dead"
"I know, but…"
"He's getting us out of the rut Ron, how can he be dead?"
"Yeah, but, didn't Snape try to…."
"Ron, you make no sense, you're absolutely mental, and how could Snape even try to kill me, the all powerful Dumbledore?"
"I didn't…"
"That's right, you didn't think! Now let's get out of this pothole…."
So they magic themselves out of the pothole, tame the now wild Hagrid! The only thing they need to deal with now it….dun dun dun dun ….VOLDEMORT! But that's for another chappy cuz my fingers sure are tired, aren't your eyes tired? Yup, they are, and if not, ill make them tired:
Your getting sleepy….very sleepy…..the light of the computer is too bright for your eyes…..a nap could help make those eyes extra jumpy and youthful and hyper and….hey! Eyes can't do that stuff can they….o well, YOU'RE TIRED OF READING THIS NOW SO GOODBYE!