Chappy 3:

So I gots more reviews! Yaya! My first reviewer rocks my flip flops cuz I don't know that reviewer, and I know the other…3, well actually 2 cuz 2 reviews were done by same person….whatever! on wit da story!

So after the rut escapade, Ron had to take way more headache reducer pills. Harry was, well, Harry! He acted as if the whole thing was nothing so he would come across so brave and all! Dumbledore wrote down his adventure in his all powerful diary only he added a dragon and a bunny rabbit to make him seem more…great. Hermione made up all her homework on the first night; no one knows exactly how she did that, but…. It is rumored that it involved an alligator tail, gobs of peanut butter, and brick painted lemon meringue pie yellow. And Snape, well he never skipped around and played games with his enemy, Potter, ever again.

McGonagall, however you spell her name, was having a transfiguration class for Gryffindor the day they got back. Ron, Harry, and Hermione had just come back from breakfast and took seats in the front row. Well blady-blah- and what do ya know, the class was finally over! Yay!

So then they went to…Herbology. Half way through the class Harry sneezed. Everyone said bless you. Hermione sneezed. Everyone said bless you. Everyone sneezed! Everyone said bless you. Then the class was over.

So THEN the trio is walking through the hallways on the way to….I'll make them go to Charms……on the way to Flitwick's Charms class. Walky, walky, they are walking….Hermione is, of course reading notes as she goes……walky, walking, walk…..Harry is picking his nose and doing last minute homework….walked, walking, walk, walky-talky……Ron is twitching uncontrollably and being followed by a pack of porcupines…..

"AAaaahhh…. Whats up with Ron?"

"huh? Wha? O, Ron? I don't know…o looky Hermione! I got a big one this time!"

"Eww…Harry put that back up your nose and help me get Ron to the hospital…How do we get past these porcupines?"

Harry looks at his booger stupidly while contemplating how he was going to stuff that colossal thing back up his nose…..

"Harry! HELP!"

"Have no fear….Harry Potter is here!"

Harry is rather relieved that his troubles have ended by the simple idea of wiping the booger onto Ron's robes and poses in a rather heroic looking stance. So after that Hermione finally gets Ron to the hospital wing as well as Harry and herself. All three are now covered in needles from the porcupines which are now thankfully locked on the other side of the hospital wing door.

Hermione and Harry recover and leave only to come back again after being attacked by the cuddly porcupines. The next day they are still trapped in there.

"Hermione? Is it just me or is this the rut incident all over again?"

"No, but I am missing my classes again!"

"We wish you a Happy Christmas…We wish you a happy Easter…We wish you a Happy Birthday…."

"Ron, tell your singing pimples to STOP singing!"

"I can't help it! Seamus TOLD me not to take so many of those pills….stupid symptoms…" he grumbles as his pimples break out into a chorus of Ring around the Rosie

"Fine then, at least you can stop itching your heels with those repulsively long fingernails!"

"…stupid symptoms…."

They are stuck in the hospital wing for a week. Ron got many requests for…um…visits from the porcupines and Harry gave up and joined the pimples in singing songs. Luckily Madame Pomfrey made Ron feel a little better and they were all aloud to leave. Ron was still followed by 3 or 4 porcupines and his pimples made comments every so often, but hey, at least his fingernails were back to normal and he could resist the itching on his heels.

So thus ends the headache-reducer-pill-symptom-escapade and everything went pretty much back to normal, besides the fact that they had to make up a lot of work, magic has never been normal, Ron still has porcupines following him and some that HAVE to be magical cuz they turn up cuddling with him in the morning, therefore Ron makes daily stops in the hospital wing and plus, nothing you will read in this story is normal! (even for the magical world!)

K, this was a bad chapter but I wrote it any way cuz I didn't feel like doing homework but I had to make it look like I was so I could do what I wanted and this wasn't it but at least I could not do homework but make it look like I was tying up a report which I don't have…..opps! I'm babbling, again. I'll stop. Write again later when I'm hyper or bored, whichever comes first….bye yall!