Chappy 5
K, I'm SHOUTING, I SAID SHOUTING! IM SHOUTING OUT TO YOU, TALKINGISCOOL! SHOUT! You make me wanna shout, put my hands up and shout….o yeah….shout! Yay! Hooray for my lovely singing! Thanx for the comments! You are over kind to my story. It is seriously not that great or that funny, it just happens to be random….yup, so I'M DONE SHOUTING!
Swans danced in cabinet and all was merry and good.
Techno rocked in my apple sauce and all was great.
The capital of Kenya, Africa is Nairobi.
Lollipops should just be called pops and soda is soda not pop.
Rabbits frolic in the fields, not little girls named Katie.
These were just some of the dreams that went through Harry/Hermione/Ron/Neville's head. Yup, that's confusing but it's true. They all took polyjucie potion because they wanted to twist and shout. They overdosed on the potion, a big overdose! Instead they got Harry wanted to be Neville but Neville's hair had some of Hermione's in it from when she leaned over his homework to help the day before. Hermione and Ron wanted to switch places but Ron also wanted a scar so he put both Harry and Hermione's hairs in to his. This confusion grows and grows, im kinda of bored of my attempt to explain it. So, to make a long story short, the…thing that was with Voldemort looked like Harry, acted like Neville (hence the…gayness), thought like Ron(hence the fondness for Hermione and general stupid confusion), and had fingers that were just as crafty as Hermione so...the thing, could use a wand pretty well to make pink fluffy pillows for Voldemort's very black bedchamber.
"My bedchamber is black to give it the creepy, evil look!"
"Why in the WORLD would you want a creepy evil look for a bedroom?"
"Because, I am a creepy, evil guy! My room should look like I feel!"
"Man, you really need some therapy!"
"GET YOURSELF AND YOUR…..PILLOWS, OUT OF MY BEDCHAMBER!"
Lalalalala….
Lalalalala….
Im thinking….
Lalalala….
Actually, I think im gonna change scenes…..
Lalala….
So back at Hogwarts, the horrified Gryffindors had finally stopped chanting! Now Hermione, Ron , and Neville were not really Hermione, Ron, and Neville. You must remember that they took all that confusing polyjucie crap that I attempted to explain above. I'm way too lazy, and such a bad writer so Im gonna let you figure out how they are twisted around….yeah….so….
"I have an idea! Will you fly me up there?"
"NO! There is no way I'm going to fly you up there!"
"Do you even know where there is?"
"No"
"Neither do I"
"…..okay….so what do we do?"
"I have an idea! We can go save me!"
"Wha?"
"I mean, we can go save…Harry! The three of us can handle Voldemort! And if not, I'll save the day!"
"um…..Hermione…..where is Harry? Plus it is all dangerous and stuff. We need to read up on this stuff more. Lets go to the library and look up where we can find an evil dark lord's lair."
"yeah….Neville, is right. We don't know where to go."
"okay, fine, yet again you stop me from having revenge and be a hero, I see how it is…."
"…sure….now lets get going!"
Walky walky, they are walking…….
Walking….
Walky….. walky….. walky…..
They are still walking……..walky and talky walky walky walky……….
Some walking is being done here……
Stomp stomp, clomp, clomp, tip, tap, flip, flop…hey! Flip Flops! Flip flops rock my flip flops!
Ron picks up a piece of gum from the floor and munches on it…………………….
Walky talky walky munchy………………
Okay, now they are closer to the library. But they are suddenly stopped by a gang of karate fighting koala bears! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh….it's scary! They are scared! I am scared! Aaahhhh………..
Ok I'm back from hiding under my desk…..the coast is clear, for me but not for them.
The koala bears start chanting something about forks and bouncy balls as they make there way towards the three…..things.
Hermione rushes forward and says "Stop! In the name of Dumbledore! I shall be a hero at last!" Then she lay down on the floor made a deep face of concentration.
Ron joins her and thinks about plants, and how great his hair looked with his sweater. Neville pulled out his wand and started stunning the koalas. It wasn't working so he pulled out a book on koala bears from his bag and started to read about them. Luckily the koala bears had found a more interesting target: Snape. They were karate chopping him to pieces! Hermione stood up and said "Hooray I saved the day! Did you see that! I did it with my mind…." Ron stood up confused, Neville put his book away and they continued the rather long walk to the library. O, Bye the way, no need to worry, Snape doesn't die, Draco Malfoy comes to save him. Koalas see Draco and fall in love. Up to this day Draco always has an evil looking Koala on his shoulder dressed up in a frilly yellow dress or something.
So they get to the library and completely forget why they are there. They stand there staring. Neville knows but gets distracted looking at other more fascinating books like HOW TO BABBLE LIKE AN IDIOT MUGGLE. After a while they grow hungry and resort to eating books when the librarian ( forgot her name and too lazy to remember it) is looking the other way.
The next day they remember and begin their search. Unfortunately they find nothing because they ate the whole "evil-lairs" section of the library! This is bad so they go to the librarian. She looks at them and is about to ask, "Can I help you?" When, she is thrown up on. The three then say at the same time, "Can you find a book in this…stuff that's about evil lairs?"
Blady blah, this story is going to the oranges….it is bad….
Bah bah black sheep have you any wool…..oooooo…..idk ma'am idk ma'am, I guess it's about three bags full…..
This extraordinary song and the "girls just wanna have fun" song were stuck in Voldemort's head at the same time. When ever he tried to speak that day it just came out as something like this:
" Kill the black sheep...idk Girl, just stuff it in a bag of fun……bah…bah….BAH!"
And so ends that day….blady blah…time is passing…..baldy blah, okay now we are on Christmas Day. YAY! But…Harry is staying with Voldemort for the holidays. That morning he cooks breakfast, pancakes in the shape of elephants, and decorates the house in pink and green. He even made Voldemort dress up like a Christmas tree, because you see, Voldemort didn't get a tree this year (I know, awful forgetful and silly of him!) and so…Harry HAD to decorate SOMETHING up in ornaments! So he chose Voldemort. He decked him in Green and hung ornaments on his clothes, ears, nose, etc. Voldemort was surprisingly cheerful about it all.
"O, Voldie! I think your improving! This is the first day that I haven't seen you grumbling! Yay! We should sing a song!"
"mmmuuuhhhhaaahhhaaa…..today is the day I kill you Harry! A polyjuice potion can never last this long! Happy Christmas! Adveda Kedav-BAH! O plump spices! It's that stupid girl sheep again!"
"…erm…great! You …erm…should have females in your life! I think it would work out better if she wasn't a sheep…but, whatever floats your boat…."
"WILL YOU SHUT YOUR –BLACK- MOUTH?"
gasp "My mouth is black? Aahhh…. I'm going to the potty to clean up!"
"No! Come back! I need to kill you….ma'am…idk…..It'll be fun….bah!"
Hi
Blady ………………blah……
Guess what?
I'm creating space…..
Cuz I need to change scenes……
Actually, im tired…..
Blady balh………
Maybe ill leave the chapter here……………
Yupyupyup, me likes the idea very much! Bye people of da world! Leave a review if ya feel like it! I know this stuff is bad, it gets worse every chapter but I don't mind being yelled at, it's humorous! So leave some if you're bored! ; )