Chappy 6:

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Hi! Story time!

So Ron Hermione and Neville somehow manage to find where Harry was in voldemort's evil-doom-lair-of-evilnees-like-death-eaters-dementors-and-the-like! Yay for them! Now alls they had to do was get there! They manage to ditch school for a bit to find them, The All Powerful Dumbledore came too (of course!). It took them a month or so but that was because Hermione wanted to take the high road and Neville wanted to take the low road, so the disagreement was solved by a toad and they decided to go through a swamp, then Dumbledore got distracted in candy land and it took quite a LONG time to get him to continue with the journey. O, of course there were the issues like no maps and way too many porcupines wanted to join them……then they had to have a soul search meeting when Dumbledore went into depression from the loss of his beloved candy land! Many questions that they had deep in their hearts were answered during this time.

"What is the meaning of life?"

"candy"

"a book mentions It somewhere im sure…."

"breathing"

"Why is the sky blue?"

"well muggles tend to believe…."

"the rhino/hippo/raven creature does it, light blue in the day, dark blue in the night…"

"a giraffe comes and takes me away to a place I like to call, snorkleshelpubreatheunlessuinhalewithurnoseinsteadofurmouthville."

"Which way does the red river of the broken clock scream for his mommy?"

"mommy?"

"Water bottles make great pets!"

"You know, this question is cuts really deep into my soul! I like this chat, it's helping me so much! O the joy of life! I see it! I FEEL it! I want to boogey down to it!"

And with that they all got up and went to a near buy store. There they bought dresses that would remind you of a Shepard girl stripper outfit. They bought little canes to go with them and all four went into a bar and started to boogey down! The drunks clapped so loud that they seriously believed they were good. So, with Dumbledore as their lead dancer, they went to sign up for ballet classes. They spent many months training and performing. Dumbledore became famous as the only old man in the world to ever to split leaps across the floor, Hermione was the first to ever actually dance on a dime, without falling off the dime, Ron was amazing at duets with hamsters, and Neville became a ballet extraordinaire when he choreographed his own piece in which he entitled: "Purple monkeys on the Lake Ontario"

It was a few months more before they remembered their original mission: PIG OUT AT CANDY LAND! So they rushed over ASAP and ate anything chocolate-y (Dumbledore tried some kind of melted brownie on the ground but it sort of reminded him of camel poop), vanilla-y, gummy bears were a favorite…..

Well the word "camel" triggered Ron's brain. And yes, this was the real Ron, the potions why quite warn off by now….. yup, so Ron remembered that their original mission was to STAY AWAY from Candy Land. Hermione them remembered Harry was trapped and they needed to rescue him! Oh no! Poor Harry poooter pants! I mean….Potter, Harry Potter. (This memory was, btw, triggered by the word "lamppost")

So off they went to save Harry. They found it rather funny that Harry, the overconfident hero, ACTUALLY needed to be saved! OMG! How funny! Get out! NO way! Hahahahahahaha……..IT'S FUNNY PEOPLE! IT'S FUNNY!

So they walky, talky, munchy, some more………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………and they're there! Yay! Yippee! Woot woot!

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………but Harry Potter wasn't.

Instead, an insanely evil dude named Voldemort was. H was also insanely rude, I mean, COME ON, you should AT LEAST invite your guests in when they knock on your door! You should do ANYTHING but chuck pineapples at them cursing yourself for not bringing your wand with you to the door! (How rude! Ggrrr….)

Where was Harry?

? where? Where? Where?where?

Voldemort, Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron, and Neville wanted to know. When all the pineapples had been chucked, this question was brought up through shouts of wand curses back and forth (Voldemort had finally run back in to get his) they agreed to a treaty at last: Find Harry together, then kill each other. So all was well and they all shared the pineapples over a bonfire! Aliens came down to join this totally awesome bonfire, so did Julius Caesar, and DoDo man (also known as Dominic something-or-other who is an actor for LOTR movies, but he goes by DoDo man to me, so hehe!) It was all fine and dandy but they really had to go find Harry, Hermione was getting a little freaked out about school make up work. So off they went with……MORE WALKING!

Walky walky

Walky a-walky a-walky

Ok im done now

So they searched high and low, wide and thin, deep and steep….and NO Harry! OMG Where is the stinkin' Potter? Planting with pots? It was worth a shot, they looked in Herbology classrooms everywhere, gardens of every home in London, and all the green houses they could find…..no Pooter, I mean, Potter.

They where getting tired, well everyone but Voldemort and Dumbledore, they were really hitting it off. Skipping together holding hands as they all went along, one might find it……………………………creepy.

Then they FINALLY found him. He was back at the evil-doom-lair-of-evilnees-like-death-eaters-dementors-and-the-like (right there! Ggrr….) He was posed in his hero stance, while looking at himself in the mirror. THIS WHOLE TIME! HE was in the BATHROOM? What in the octopus? I am ticked off….All that searching…WASTED! (not to mention all that typing! Geez!)

Anyway, the treaty was over, the skipping completed, the wands pulled out. Voldemort didn't know who to kill first….luckily, Harry decided!

"Why, Hello people of the world! No need to thank me for saving the mirror from boredom! It got a good few months of attention!"

Now Voldemort was really, down right, pissed off! I you ask me, he had a right to be, all that nonsense skipping…..

"Avada Keda-"

He stopped out of pure shock. Harry had just hugged him and skipped out of the room humming a tune of bravery.

"You shall never kill me Voldemort! I am Harry Potter! I choose the side of good! Good always wins with out fighting! I hug you because…I love you, I love my enemy!" An new all powerful hero stance is formed. By the looks of it, he's had time to practice these stances! Ggrr….

Hermione runs over to Harry and grabs his shoulder forcing him to look at her. Then she lets go of his shoulder and walks back beside Ron.

So Harry Flow Powered to Hogwarts. You would think that Hogwarts had top notch security but obviously not, you can just flow powder it on in there from an evil dude named Voldemort's lair for Garbage-Composts sake! Anyway he got there and so did the others, feeling a little stupid because they walked everywhere when they could have used magic.

Once there, Ron jumps over Harry's head and grabs a foot from behind himself and brings it up to touch the back of his knee to his head. Harry is impressed and claps for him. He starts bowing to the flexible boy but stops. Realizing that he is to brave and noble and courage , and he should not bow to a guy that should become one with the crocodiles, even if that dude is his, like, friend!

So they made up homework, it was quite a bit. The next day was graduation, they had passed because Dumbledore let them. They were proud that they actually came back for 7th year when they thought they would not the end of last year. Welp, that was when they though Dumbledore was dead, and look, he lives! He is all powerful! He lives again! He probably lives again quite a lot because, well he is rather TOO old. But I don't care! HE LIVES! O yeah…o yeah….Dumbledore rocks my flip flops! O yeah….woot woot!

So, where was I? O yes, maggots had recently joined forces with Voldemort and where taking over the world!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

A white, feather quill floats down upon Harry's desk and he grabs it and immediately stuffs it up his nose. Everyone follows suit. And all is well in the magical world.