Chappy 7:

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So…this story is back for another chapter! I can't think of how to start. I guess the only thing I can start with is that Graduation was almost approaching and Ron had turned into grape jelly. No one knows how, no one knows why, no one knows which jar he resides in today, alls they know is that now, he is jelly; Grape jelly to be precise. Hermione was the only one miserably searching for him day in and day out. It wasn't uncommon to find her talking to her PB&J sandwich at lunch, or a random Jar of grape jelly at Hogsmeade's Aunt Mary's Jam shop. Harry followed her everywhere. His duty was to eat the grape jams that Hermione had already talked to; thus eliminating them so she wouldn't accidentally have a conversation with the same jar. Lately, Harry had started to look rather purple. He also tended to stick to his seat after class was over. Snape usually took this as a hint that Harry wanted some more lectures.

The days progressed and no Ron. But seeing as all my chapters tend to be searching for someone, I'll make this search quick.

They found Ron! Yay! He was in a Strawberry-Kiwi jam. They knew it was him because it he was GRAPE jelly in a Strawberry-kiwi jelly jar! Duh! Hermione then gave him to the house elves (they were the only ones who could help; she tried to pay them) The house elves in the Kitchens were supposed to put him over the fire for a few hours and then role him out with a rolling pin. With a little bit of flower and some tomatoes, he would be the same old Ron soon enough. This plan didn't work out well. They got as far as heating him up but were then amazed by the amount of jelly in their pot after heating it that they thought it would make a lovely jam dessert that night!

By dessert time, everyone was about to eat this yummy looking jelly when Hermione ran up to the front of the room and screamed "DON'T EAT THE DESSERT! IT IS NOT GRAPE JELLY! IT IS RON! THAT INCLUDES YOU MALFOY! I THOUGHT YOU ONLY ATE SOPHISTICATEDLY RICH FOOD? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO EAT WEASLEY QUALITY FOOD!"

"Everyone screamed, "eeewwww………" and there was a grape jelly food fight. Dumbledore really got into the spirit of things; he had a war mask made of grape jelly on his face. Draco had fun too; he was up on the tables doing an Irish jig as he went smashing Ron into every face he could possibly smack him into. Harry was also on tables, growling like a lion and literally pouncing on his victims, clobbering them with the grape jelly that was foaming out of his mouth.

In the end Hermione had to put numerous freezing, or stunning charms on the whole Great Hall. She had to put 5 on Professor McGonagall, who wouldn't stop, but continued to chase kids around the room, dumping plates and plates of the dessert on their heads(all this was one while screaming like a chimpanzee) Hermione managed to freeze her as she was split leapin' it over Neville's head.

So the whole room was frozen while Hermione swept Ron up with a wave of her wand. She stomped to the kitchens and this time she supervised the house elves as they went about with their tasks. Thus ended her pity for house elves and Ron's liking for grape jelly and pig meat.

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"ZAP!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"ZAP!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"ZAP!"

"Harry what are you doing?"

" Hey you guys are back from the kitchens! Great to see you again Ron!"

"That's not Harry that a great purple, sticky monster! Aahhh…. Run for your lives!"

"Ron, That IS Harry and you look much like that yourself"

"yeah, only I got tomatoes on me! So HA!"

"………"

"sure, so, Harry? What ARE you doing?"

"I'm am playing a game! Wanta join?"

He then explained the rules.

"How were you playing that by yourself?"

"I wasn't by myself silly! I had my friends, Hank and Bombasha with me!"

"who?"

"where?"

"There! Look, Hank, this is Ron, Ron this is Hank"

"……."

"Where's Hank?"

"Right next to you! You don't see him?"

"no"

"What about Bombasha? You GOTTA see her, she gives me advice on how to be around your sister"

"WHAT!"

"Only joking!"

The boring conversation is interrupted by Crabbe and Goyle entering the Gryffindor common room.

"AAAaaahhh…………….Slytherins are taking over the common room! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh……."

Harry and Ron screamed like banshees, while running around the common room in circling patterns that are awful hard to describe; The rest of the Gryffindors stood around watching them dumbly. (meaning, mouths hung open, drool, not really understanding the crisis….you know)

smack!

stick!

"By jove!"

"Well, isn't this just smashing!"

"…..uh, sure, Harry, just fine and dandy! We only just SMASHED into Crabbe and Goyle!"

"duh, um, don't talk about us like we're not here Weasley! Or….or…we'll tell MALFOY!"

"You can't tell Malfoy! Your stuck to us!"

"Please, Goyle, have mercy! I beg of you…."

"Shut up Potter! I'm not here to listen to this!"

"your not here to be stuck by jelly to us either!"

"I said shut up!"

"Why ARE you in the Gryffindor common room anyway?"

"We…we….we were trying to find the kitchens"

"By yourselves?"

"…..yes…."

"sry, fellows, kitchens are not even close to here!"

"no dip!"

"there's no dip? Oh no! What else will we dip our chips in?"

"……."

Then Neville walked in reading Pleasure of Herbs. Then, without even noticing the jelly trapped Slytherins, turned and walked back out.

"pick an number between one and 14"

"16!"

"WOW! You guys really ARE stupid! I bet the cavemen are smarter than you!"

"nuh-uh!"

"yuh-huh"

"nuh-uh!"

"yuh-huh"

"nuh-uh!"

"yuh-huh"

"It looks like we are stuck with grape jelly!"

"……….."

"we ARE stuck with grape jelly"

"Well I have a plan! I'll save the day!" (Harry attempts to make a hero stance but he is stuck to Goyle."

So Ron and Harry get Goyle and Crabbe(why doesn't anyone say their names in that order?) to eat their way out of the jelly trap.

When everything is settled the exchange the numerous cheek-kisses that Europeans do, and then Goyle and Crabbe depart. Harry and Ron decide it is about time that they went up and actually took a shower. Hermione and the rest still stare dumbly where the jelly-sticking adventure had recently taken place. Lily and James come back from the dead, flop around like fish for a bit, and then disappear again. The crowd continues to stare dumbly.

Clap clapclapclapclap clap clapclapclapclap….

YAY! Chapter is over!