Chapter 5: Snazzy

Goku grinned at Kerri and leant back in the seat. "Wow, this is taking a long time. When do we stop for food!" He whined. "You are such a baby, monkey!" Gojyo said, rolling his eyes.

"Well I'm hungry! What if we got attacked, I wouldn't have the strength to fight, and it would all be left to you guys" Goku complained

"That's a bad thing?" Sanzo asked as Goku pouted cutely.

"HEY!"

"I'm hungry too, let's sop for a while to eat" Ebony said as she looked at Kerri.

"Ready to cook for the critics?" Ebony asked as Kerri nodded, cooking always calmed her down.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Goku cheered as Hakkai brought Jeep to a stop as they all clambered out and they removed their things from Jeep before the small dragon returned to his normal form for some rest and food as well.

"Let's see if your cooking is really as good as this one here brags" Sanzo said as he sat down under a tree opening his paper again

"THIS ONE HERE! I DO have a name you know you stupid homo priest" Ebony shouted as Sanzo glared at her

"Homo? Are you implying something girl?" he demanded as Ebony smirked

"Not at all, merely stating the truth."

"I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!"

"Well…touchy…with the force you deny that, it only makes me believe it is more true Snazo" (A/N: Typo is on purpose, I kept doing it so we decided to nickname Sanzo Snazo.)

"You did not just call me that."

"Would you prefer Snazzy?" Ebony asked as Sanzo's face turned a mottled red in rage.

"WOMAN…DIE" Sanzo roared as he whipped out his gun but she had already moved, he looked around desperately trying to find her.

"So a game of cat and mouse eh? I'll win, the cat always does" Sanzo said forgetting his paper as he ran off into the trees.

"I don't think he's the cat though" Gojyo chuckled as Goku nodded blinking after the disappearing form of the enraged Sanzo priest.

"How is the meal coming? Do you need any help?" Hakkai asked crouching down beside Kerri as she shook her head silently.

"Tell Goku…it's almost done" she said as Hakkai nodded standing as he went over to tell Goku whom then took up residence watching the meal cook as Kerri continued to cook.

"Ready yet?"

"no"

"Now?"

"Not yet"

"Now?"

"Ask again and I'll burn it intentionally" Kerri said calmly, she was always much more confident when cooking, she had the power of the food.

Goku immediately silenced as he stared at the cooking pot his mouth watering, if it tasted as good as it smelt, he was soon going to be in heaven.

Ebony let go of the branch she was holding, she had timed it perfectly, she dropped on top of Sanzo as she threw his gun away and grinned down at the priest she was straddling.

"Tag, you're it" she said with a grin as Sanzo struggled underneath her.

"GET OFF ME"

"Then you'll try hurt me won't you?"

"Definitely"

"Then nope, not going to move"

"You annoying female, get OFF OF ME" Sanzo raged as Ebony blinked feeling something.

"Do you have another gun that you didn't tell me about Snazzy?" she asked as Sanzo froze, another gun? Oh dear god, this was NOT happening.

"None of your damn business GT OFF ME" Sanzo raged, he couldn't let her know what it was, he couldn't, he'd never live it down, he felt one of her hands going down to get the 'gun' before she could grasp it a call of lunch came and she grinned at him.

"We'll find that other gun later. Now for FOOD" she called running off as Sanzo sat up and groaned in annoyance, how could someone so infuriating affect him so?

Grabbing his gun Sanzo willed himself back to normal before stalking towards their spot to get some food, hopefully some beer too, he needed alcohol to dull this pain in his head.

Elendur – I was on a high when I wrote this…sorry…we liked it at least.