Chappy 8:
Hey! When I posted this last time, someone reposted another story on top of it, or something….anyway, it was weird and if you read that chapter, I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! That has nothing to do with this story….bad writer whoever it was, fanfic needs to fix this issue if u ask me….please forgive me and read the REAL chapter, which isn't all that great anyway
Woot woot! A big clapclapclapping round to my reviewers! I heart u! 20, excluding myself! I thought id get like….0 reviews, but hey! If u guys like this stuff, ill keep going!
Review more tho cuz I like feeling loved! ( I NEVER get email!) I promise to read and review the peeps that review my stories, starting now! I don't care if it's just a smiley face for the review!
Ok, I bet no one even bothered reading that…. Ah well…..back to da story! O yeah!
Story:
It's coming
I promise
It's here!
Soon!
Now:
Ok, now:
Hehe, now you're probably annoyed so here it is, really:
Hehe, jk
SORRY, geez, no need to get all mad! Here it is:
So once upon a time Ron was jelly, this was all in the prevoious chapter, I know, but once upon a time he was jelly. Jelly is not a good thing to be. For one: you can get eaten. For two: you can feel real purple and sticky For three: It's just plain weird to be jelly, and For four: when your all done being jelly, and realize your allergic to jelly, well lets just say things aren't very pretty for Ron Weasley right now…………..
You see, graduation is really, really, REALLY close………like 5 days away! And here Ron is, having major allergic reactions to jelly! He had a big, fat purple tongue that Hermione says feels rather sticky and mushy for a tongue…….don't ask ME how she knows this! Ask her! Personally, I choose not to know…..but, what ever makes floats in your root beer float….
His other allergic reactions included, firey red freckles(which could have been related to the tomatoes or his hair, I don't know which…is he allergic to tomatoes?) Anyway, he also had an unusually large mole on his butt too, one that he never had before, in the shape of a jelly jar….according to Hermione…. Again, I don't wanna know….
But his most horrifying, gruesome, flabbergasting, exotic, odd, scariest, creepiest(idk, that mole sounds pretty creepy….), weirdest, most screamable reaction to the jelly was……………
He had caught the contagious disease known to all as: 1word2syllable disease! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………….
Ron, could only say pickle! That's ALL he could say until his allergies would finally wear off, and it didn't seem like it was going to be soon. Plus it's contagious, and well…..Hermione seems to be….how to word this…..AROUND him a lot. So naturally, she caught the horrid disease. But the only word she could say was: toenail.
This turned out to be….interesting, in their classes. Especailly potions. Their was a substitute (Snape was constipated) and it was that one dude from the 6th book…I don't remember his name….but he came out of retirement again to substitute for one day.
So, they had to make a potion and Hermione and Ron decided to work together. They had to make something called: Draught of the Hyper Snails. This made anyone who drank it, HYPER! So of course, Hermione does ALL the work and the potion is perfect. They are all told to try their potions and they do….yadda yadda……
Hermione and Ron are the only extremely hyper people. The potion was perfect! They were acting JUST like a hyper snail should: foaming salt out of their mouths(Rons salt was purple colored though), sliding all around the room as fast as possible, sniffing people's hair, etc. So the teacher was impressed. NEVER had it worked this well! Harry with his cheating book could do no better.
"AMAZING! How did you make yours so….special?"
"pickles"
"toenails"
"excuse me? Pickled toenails? Well there's something I've never seen before! And you added it to the Hyper Snails draught? Amazing affect! I would never guess….amazing"
Yadda yadda…..
Next class was transfiguration!
Ron, Hermione and Harry worked together. They had to transform one another into turkeys. Well Hermione transformed Ron into one and back again perfectly. Then she thought she was going to turn Harry into a turkey but Ron must of thought the same thing, they both tried and bumped into each other in the process, wands knocked together and Harry was defiantly not Harry, or a turkey. He was more of a ligeruky (part llama part tiger part turkey)
"Hermione Granger! Ron Weasley! What exactly were you trying to turn Harry into?"
"pickles"
"toenails"
"goodness gracious! How did a combination for pickle transformation and a toenail transformation make it into this….ligeruky?"
"…….toenails"
"PICKLES! PICKLES PICKLES!"
"Detentions for both of you! You will come to my office and try to describe exactly what the behavior for a ligerurky is, with movement as well as words! Now take HP, the hero of us all, to the hospital wing."
So they did so and spent a lovely afternoon, clucking like a turkey, pouncing like a tiger, and smelling like a llama; all while Professor McGonagall laughed her head off and clapped to the beats of her smartly enchanting brains. Harry got cured and came to watch too. His opinion of the scene: "It was great! Me and McGonagall laughed and laughed then broke out into a Howe down dance! It was great"
So lady laddayl laddt dddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………….
Hermione and Ron's day continues like this until they get better. They finally find the cure! Just eat some pickles and clip your toenails! Yay! Problem solved!
Next chapter will be better and longer, im tired now tho
Dedicated to KT Spag