Hyper Hogwarts Chapter 9: i need a really random word, a harry potter fanfic

Chappy 9:

K, so, sry for the confusion with chapter 8! The first posting was not my work! I swear! Was that werid or what? I still don't understand what happened? Anyway, the right one is up, it's kinda lame anyway but o well…..heres a new one!

"If I had to to choose between farting and Barney, I would definatley choose Barney"

"Whos Barney?"

"O! hes a really cool dinosaur! Muggles have him on their tellvesion all the time! I love that show! When ever I'm home with the Dursleys I try to sneakily watch it!"

"o, well I guess an unextinct dinosaur is much cooler than smelly old farts!"

"Way cooler! He even sings! And…and dances! O, and he loves to share the love!"

"….okay, sure Harry"

They had been chatting about nonsense like this for a long time in the boys common room and they were all getting tired of Harry's new obsession.

So, blady blah, he talked on……………

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And they yelled for him to shut up and all was grand!

Meanwhile, back at the girls common room, Hermione was getting ready for the big graduation day. She decided to shave, for her first time ever! I know, it took a while. I wouldn't go look at her legs at the moment, they probably would not be pretty. I guess she never really cared before, right? Anyway, she cared now and Lavendar Brown as well as Parviti Patil, were teahing her how to do it because she had no idea how. Yupyupyup

So her leg was propped up on the sink and ready to go. She boogied down to a song of the Unicorns and got ready to shave.

Overexcitement and shaving kind of clash. This clash resulted in a huge cut on her shin. Shrieks of pain, similar sounding to that of a certain werewolf in a certain shrieking shack could be heard throughout Hogwarts, literally! It woke up the students who had fallen asleep doing there homework, it made Dumbledore jump a scream, "the grasshoppers are coming!" Harry struck his hero stance immediately, prepared to save any damsel in distress. The anteaters started eating cantaloupe instead of ants, and the porcupines of the world all ran away; ALL of them went to Mexico and really got good at shaking the maracas!

The cut was gone with a shake of a maraca…….I mean the wave of a wand! So it was gone, yadda yadda……blah blah

And her legs were shaved. She spent the whole day staring at her smooth legs. I mean, she literally sat in front to of the mirror, staring, until dinner time.

Harry and Ron, were feeling rather hungry and in the mood for some homourous stuff, so they left early. They soon spotted Malfoy in the hall. Harry struck hero stance, then charged at Malfoy with his arms like Superman. When he got to him he stopped and grinned. Then he suddenly hugged him tight and began to bellow out one of his hero's songs: "I love you, you love me…."

Malfoy freaked out! HE was so shocked and embarrassed that he didn't know what to do. A second later he did the only thing he could think of: get his groove on! HE went into the ultimate break dance, in rhythm to Harry's song. Hey, It did get Harry off him! Harry clapped along as he sang and soon a crowd formed. Dinner was forgotten and a party was started. The party only ended when Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape ruined it by doing some down right dirty dancing together. (Old-magical-people version of the movie! Haha)

So dinner in the great hall thus began. They had all peaches for dinner(A/N: Im eating a peach right now!) Hermione comes in and goes up to Lavander and stands there until she has a few people's attention.

"Look, my legs are shaved!"

While shes says this she pulls up her robes more and more to show her WHOLE leg. Lavender giggles and pulls Hermiones robes back down.

"I can see that just fine Hermione. And besides I already saw it, I helped you, remember?"

All the girls giggle and Hermione goes back to her seat with Harry and Ron.

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Anyway, they eat peaches then they go out and the whole school jumps in the lake and performs a synchronized swimming performance with the Giant Squid. All Is fine and dandy.

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They go to sleep. They wake up. Hermione never slept, just stared at her legs thoughtfully in the mirror, ALL night. Lavender comes into the restroom and thinks Hermione is odd. She reminds Lavender of dragon's cavity filled tooth.

"Do you like your newly shaved legs that much, Hermoine?"

"wha? Huh? O! no, im just thinking….maybe I should just let my hair gorw back and not shvae again."

"Why? You seemed happy with it! You look less like a caveman now"

"Well, actually I look less like a cavewoman"

"o, whatever!"

"It's just that…..I don't know! I'm just sad about it now."

"Why?"

"It's sad because, well, I've had that hair all my life!"

"…………………"

"Lavender? What's that look? Your not about to crack up on me now are you?"