Chappy 10:

Woot woot! I've reached the double digits! O yeah! This one should be funnier than the last two…I was having a semi-typers block. You guys can give me suggestions I ya want! Some already have, thanks! I might use them….just not right now….this one is my own, it's pretty good….i hope…alright, ON WITH IT:

While Harry, Hermione, and Ron were prepping for graduation, Fred and George decide to go on an adventure. So they go and visit Lala land, which is a real place just turn left off of Idiocy Boulevard. Anyway, they go there to visit their Uncle Kay. But they get distracted by a shiny pointy object on Shininess Road. So they went there instead of to their Uncle's house. Here they discovered that the shiny pointy object was not an object at all, it was Princess Fork from Silverware Palace! It turns out she was there to get polish (like a day at the spa). Well both boys fell in love with her. Who wouldn't, she was four pronged!

They began to fight over her and it wasn't looking pretty. The princess called a servant spoon over to her and told the spoon to go call upon her mother, Queen Knife, who would come and settled this….dispute. So in comes Queen Knife riding on a plate of gold that's carried by 500 spoons. The spoons start poking Fred and George with no affect other than giggles. So the army of butcher knives comes in and that's when the giggle turn into shrieks! They aren't killed, thank goodness! Instead they are eaten by the Great Froggie of Pond-o-luscious Lake.

They need to get out of the frogs stomach as soon as possible, however, because you see, living in mucus, saliva, and flies isn't exactly healthy or sanitary! Plus, that HUGE, long tongue that the frog has, takes up wwwaaaayyyy to much room in there! I mean, come on! How are you supposed to live in a place like that? Are they supposed to sleep with the tongue as a bed and the flies as pillows while contantly getting rained on? No, that's just sick! (everyone say, "eeeeeeeewwwwww…….")

So Fred thinks they should climb up the nose. But George thinks they should come out naturally, if you know what I mean. They argue all night.

Argue….

Argue, argue

Argue, argue, argue………..

And now they are done arguing! Yay! They figured out a solution! They will each go out the way the other wanted to go out, to see which way is best. Then they will go back in and do it the way that ended up being best.

So Fred went out the frogs butt, and George went out the frogs nose. Fred came out covered in brown….stuff, and George came out covered in greenish-yellow…..stuff. They decided it was more fun to make the frog sneeze you out(rollercoaster, woot woot!) so they were trying to get eaten again, but the frog wouldn't because 1) They looked revolting 2) his butthole hurt like no other 3)one of his nostrils was now slightly enlarged more than the other was and 4) he had a dance party to go to, Fred and George couldn't dance, especially in da water!

So Fred and George decided to go frolic in the poppy flowers of lala land.

Laddyladdyladyyda!

Lalala

Frolicking

Frolicking

A strange girl who was too pale for her own good suddenly arrives along with another girl, a rather hyper girl. The pale girl told them they were frolicking wrong and frustratingly tried to correct them. They gladly took her lessons and they were practicing when the other girl cut in front of their path.

"Look, I'm a robot self-circuiting!"

She started shaking and moving her arms like a robot, AND hissing, squeaking, and going into just plain hysterics! It did have a similar effect to a robot self-circuiting….if you think about it. Anyway George was glad to join the strange girl, but for Fred liked the frolicking very much and continued with it. The girl went up and hit George across the face! It was horrible!

"What was that for?"

"Well, your gay! I like Fred better!"

"What? I'm not gay!"

"Well, your brother looks better than you! I like him better"

"…um….we look the SAME! What's the difference?"

"You smile too much!"

George was much hurt by his secret love and therefore stopped the robotic thingy. HE frolicked with Fred. The pale girl was much satisfied that they were finally doing it right and decided it was time to leave. The other girl followed her, while glaring at the evil smiling George.

"By frolic lady, thank you!" they shouted. Nothing was said to the strange hyper girl.

The boys decided they should now visit they're Uncle. So off they went…..visiting time!

Visit!

Time to visit!

This involved some walking!

Yay!

Walky walky

Walky walky walky

Walk walk walk and talk

Walk walk walk

George buys a basket and now they are skipping!

Skippy skippy

Skip skip skip

Skip skip skippdy lou!

Skippedy

Skip skip skip

And they are distracted by a horrifying sight! Dumbledore is also in lala land! In fact, he is rollerblading in lala land! Just rollering away! All around, all day!

They watch for a bit before Dumbledore strikes a starting pose. He starts a kind of dance routine with his skates. Like ice skating for muggles only this is roller blade dancing for wizards. He dances around in a super fast speed; occasionally jumping into splits and shouting "hooo huh!"

It was a quite humorous site. Well Fred and George like humor so they of course join. They get tipped for they amazing abilities with the roller-skates. It was pretty darn sweet!

Yupyupyup

Fred was just about to do a spin though, when a Muddy Monster comes and eats a random dude. It was bad. Poor random dude………

We will take this time to moroun the random dude…..poor thing….he was so good at being random too………

K, we are done with that! So Everyone screams and there is havoc in lala land. But it becomes all good when a muggle singer comes in and sings, "You make me wanna lala….." the theme song for this lovely land! Screams turn into…quietness, and madly moving arms turn into swaying arms. Candles are lit in respect to the theme song. The muddy mobster even joins.

When the song is over, havoc strikes again. Muddy Monster is going to take over lala land! Aaahhhhhhhhh………..poor uncle kay….they never got to say good bye before they die.

Hyper girl comes back screaming, "nnnooooo……….you can't hurt my Fred! Nnnnnnnnnooooooooo"

SMACK

She runs straight into the muddy monster and is no longer.

Another girl, whom they had never seen, sudden;y appears. She stares at the spot where the hyper girl disappeared and then begins to through Pointe shoes(toe shoes…whatever!) at the spot on the monster. She throws about 15 pairs then goes away again.

George is upset by complete loss of a loved one and goes and bites into that mud monster! He bites it hard, but of course, he just tastes fudge…..hey! he tastes fudge! YUM! He forgets hyper girl and happily eats away at monster. Fred joins, the poor and starving join, everyone in lala land joins and the mud monster, I mean CHOCOLATE monster, is gone. HOORAY! YAY!

So the monster is gone. They are so happy that Fred attempts to stuff a muggles telephone pole up his nose; it didn't work out well…

So George hands him a quill; he stuffs it up his nose. Harry comes with one already in his nose.

"Copycat!" Then he disappears.

Everyone in lala land saw that Harry the hero had one up his nose so they put one up their noses too.

Dumbledore sings while covering himself in scotch tape. Ten he bursts into tears when handed one of the quills for his nose and asks for a tissue box instead. They hand him an empty tissue box. He acts like it was normal to receive an empty one and uses the box for a tissue. Then puts it on his head and goes back to humming and taping. He is all powerful, so everyone puts tissue boxes on their heads too.

All is fine and dandy.

Dudley wakes up with a seriously bad hair day and cries, "o, mushrooms…"