Chappy 12:

Sup dawgs? Im ghetto-tastico today! So, sup? attempts to look ghetto im so cool…..

I wish I was ghetto, then I could be a cool dude and do some cool stunts, it would be cool. WAIT! OMG! Cool is ssooo not a ghetto word! gasp what is the ghetto word for cool? Aahh….im not cool! Opps…aaahhhh………...omg, omg, omg…………

O well, its all good anyways cuz I know that tissues float to the ground if you drop them! So there! Im still cool! Opps….i mean, im still….still…SWEET! no, that's not it….NARLEY!...nope….um……SUPER…even worse……hum…..well if any of you peeps out there wanna give me Ghetto 101, leave a review! I would think some more on it now but I think you came here for the story... so, yeah…here it is my sistas and broders!

So Harry was dancing with his favorite tissue. That's right, he friends with more then one tissue! But this one is his favorite so don't tell the others….promise to keep it a secret!

"I promise"

"HEY! I was talking to the readers Harry!"

"o, sorry…"

"You better be! Honestly, your making me type more than I have to…."

ANYWAY…..he dancing with the tissue and then he accidentally sneezes on it. It had green stuff all over it.

"Hey, Harry? You might want to go to Madame Promfery or something….green isn't the normal color….that must be infected boogers! Eewww…"

"Shut up you stupid…typer! You just scolded me for talking to you so why do you have to be such a hypocrite and start talking to me? Huh? Huh? Wanna piece of this?"

"well SORRY!" mumbles

"good! Now get on with the story!"

"yes sir…."

"I am NOT sir, I am….HERO to you!"

"yes, hero Harry"

"much better…."

SO, he sneezes green stuff on it. It is nasty but it is his FAVORITE tissue! Whats our poor hero to do?

He can't clean it magically, it might tear!

He can't clean it in the sink, it might tear!

He can't continue dancing, it might tear!

He flush it down the toilet, it might tear!

He can't cry into it, it might tear!

He can't lick it, it would taste REALLY nasty!

So what does he do?

He throws it away and goes onto his second favorite tissue, Ms. Puffs (the other one was Mr. Kleenex).

Ms. Puffs turned out to be a better dancer anyway….She floated with more, puffiness than Mr. Kleenex. Harry Potter soon became the best of friends with the tissue…I mean, Ms. Puffs! Yup, so much so that he stuck his tongue out at Ginny and started dating the tissue instead. They got married, somehow, and it turns out the tissue was a wonderful cook….until she used herself as an oven mitt…..that didn't go so well.

So now Harry is a widower…Mrs. Puffs Potter was burnt to death. It was such a beautiful funeral though! All the Puffs family came (the box she came in), even some Kleenex's came! Ron and Hermione were there too of course, I mean, it was Harry's wife….for two days.

So now Harry is back with Ginny…well not really he still thinks himself a hero, so he is still being a nobleman or whatever, but he likes her again after he gets over his wife. The poor widower….(is that what you call him?) poor him, anyway….

So after this episode, he makes his famous hero stance, then a new hero stance, and a new one, and a new one….maybe another one…..he goes to the mirror to see which one looks more heroic….he likes the original one…..poses in his original hero stance, and goes off to find Voldemort! REVENGE ON MRS. PUFFS POTTER! Even if he didn't kill her….REVENGE! Now it is officially war! He trots of still in his hero stance…sort of anyway….

A/N: hhmmm…should I wait for the next chapter to do some more about the revenge? Or now? This IS a rather short chapter…..only 2 pages and a half on Mocrosoft…..hhhmmmm……..i do have to go do homework though….so should I come back and type more or post now and write another chapter? Hhmm…..

I'll write another chapter! Sorry people if that's not what you wanted! But hey, it's not like I have a lot of readers as it is! There are thos select few…..I heart the people that actually read my stories! Yay! Go you! Woot woot! Pat yourselves on the back! Yay! K, ill stop….um, so yeah, ill write my BRILLIANT ideas for revenge in another chapter, it'll be great! Read read read! Yupyupyup! Review tooif you want! (I like feeling loved and actually getting mail! I don't care if your yelling, laughing, or just reviewing with a smiley….as long as I look popular with one "you got mail" message!) :D I heart you peeps!