Chapter 15 : The Beginning Of A New Youkai Tactic

Hakkai opened his eyes after his second night of non youkai caused sleeping torment as he stared at the roof high above him and sighed, time to face another day.

While sitting up he noticed something wrong, something very wrong. Looking down he blinked at the swelling, was he hurt? Looking up he looked back down and blinked, that wasn't swelling…Hakkai looked up again before once again looking down.

"Eh?" one more look "Oh dear."

Kerri opened her eyes only a few minutes after Hakkai had awoken and sat up, yes something was different, there was something missing…and something added, one of her eyes…she couldn't see with it, spotting Hakkai's monocle on the bedside table she reached across. Since when had that been there?

Curiously she clipped it over her suddenly bad eye and seemed to be able to see again…standing she spotted her image in the mirror and her jaw dropped.

"I-I'm…I'm Hakkai…" she stuttered before running from the room and into hers a she watched herself standing near the bed.

"What's going on!" she demanded as her body turned to her, this was really strange seeing yourself like this.

"Kerri?"

"Hakkai?"

"Yes."

"Give my body back!"

"I…" Hakkai threw up his arms in surrender as he tried to pacify.

"I don't know how." Hakkai said as Kerri began to hyperventilate.

"Now calm down." Hakkai said taking hold of her by her…his…her shoulders.

"Kerri we can't solve this if you panic, sp please…" Hakkai said as Kerri nodded trying to calm herself, it wasn't working.

His head was throbbing. He needed a smoke. Sanzo pushed himself up and his stomach practically roared. He was so shocked that he fell off of the bed. The pain in his stomach increased and the pain in his ass was gone. He scrambled up off of the bed and looked down at his hands. They weren't his. They were dirty and little /Why am I so hungry/ he stared into the mirror for a long while. He was string through Goku's eyes. He groped around for his gun.

/I'M IN THE MONKEY' BODY AND I CAN'T EVEN KILL MYSELF/ he stormed into the hallways to see his body skipping around :eye twitch: "Hey Snazzy, who's got your nose? I DO!" he reached or the gun as Ebony stumbled back :Nuh-huh, you kill me you kill you." "it's be worth it." He growled. Before looking around and roaring.

"HAKKAI!"

"Wakey wakey." Ebony cooed at her body as her eyes opened and looked at the grinning Sanzo.

"Sanzo?"

"Good morning sweet heart, who are you this morning?" she asked as her body looked herself over as her hands grabbed at her boobs.

"SCORE."

Sanzo's fan stoped him as he pouted.

"So Gojyo got me…which leaves Goku in yours…HA!" Ebony said as Gojyo sat up quickly looking at his new body again.

"Eh?"

"We seem to have swapped bodies around." Hakkai in Kerri's body said as Gojyo blinked at him.

"I'm a chick?"

"Yes you are. No touching though, or death will be swift." Ebony said menacingly holding Sanzo's prized fn in her hand.

She turned to Sanzo "You're a sick man!" she yelled accusingly "What are you talking about Ebony?" Hakkai asked gently "Sanzo puts this fan up his-" Goku's hand clapped over Sanzo's mouth before she could reveal the secret shame.

"Wait…that means Goku? Oh god." Gojyo ran out of the room and down to his as he threw open the door.

"Hands OFF the goods monkey." Gojyo shouted as Goku, in Gojyo's body looked over at what he saw as Ebony.

"Gojyo?" he asked his hand falling away from his…Gojyo's privates.

"You are to never touch that…EVER again." Gojyo demanded as Goku pouted as everyone else arrived.

"God Goku…put it away!" what Goku saw as Sanzo said as he blinked at him.

"Not even to pee?" Goku asked Gojyo as he growled in annoyance.

"NO!"

"So you don't touch 'my' body. Goku will promise not to touch yours." Ebony said as Sanzo growled.

"Why does my gut hurt…MONKEY!"

"I'm confused." Hakkai's body – so Kerri – said as Hakkai patted her shoulder gently.

"Obviously this is the work of a youkai. We cannot remain in this state. I suggest that we split up and find this trouble maker. Me and me…I mean, Kerri and I will ban together, Sanzo and Ebony…" Ebony in Sanzo's body skipped up to Goku's body and grabbed his arm "C'mon Sanzo " Sanzo glared "I am hungry." He said tonelessly "DAMN YOU MONKEY!" Goku pouted "I didn't do it!" Goku pranced out of the room in Gojyo's body. Gojyo stormed out in Ebony's.

Shy-Phantom – Well…we said more comedy…so we gave more comedy.

Elendur – It gets a bit crazy here for a while, I had too much sugar when I came up with the idea…

Shy-Phantom – It's a wicked idea…and you know it. Anyways, we hope you liked it and will stay tuned for more.

Elendur – Sorry about chapters coming out so slow, the first 12 or so we already had done before we put this up, then the others are coming as we have time to do it, but we've been busy with school so please bear with us.

Shy-Phantom – It's the end of the year…so everything is due, as well as last minute assignments and finally exam revision, so we're trying to make time for this.

Elendur – Well, until the next chapter, thankyou for reading, and please review if you can.