Waste of a Saturday
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Hunter looked over at Rey and Eddie who were watching Blue Collar TV on their portable DVD player. Mr. Long got up.
"I have one rule," He said "Rey, Eddie no reading Redneck jokes out loud for your own saftey." They smiled and nodded. As soon as his back was turned, they lapsed into quiet giggles.
Suddenly the Hardy Boyz burst out singing.
WELL
WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR CITY
GONNA
PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE'LL
ALL BE FLYIN' HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND
IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
COME
ALONG
WELL
WE FLEW THRU CINCINNATI
AND
WE ALL GOT REALLY HAPPY
GRABBED
A BOWL OF THAT SKYLINE CHILI
ALONG
THE WAY
THEN
WE ROLLED ON INTO CANTON
SCARED
THE HELL OUT OF MARILYN MANSON
AND
THE PARTY STARTED HAPPENIN' … HEY HEY
AND
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHARLESTON NITE
WE
RAN INTO JESSCO WHITE
AND
A LITTLE MOONSHINE GOT US RIGHT
PLUMB
SMACK INSANE
WELL
WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR CITY
GONNA
PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE'LL
ALL BE FLYIN' HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND
IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
COME
ALONG
WELL
WE BROKE DOWN IN GREENVILLE
IN
THE MIDDLE OF A HAYFIELD
BUT
A BUD LITE TRUCK PULLED UP
AND
HELPED US OUT
SO
WE DEAD HEADED UP TO PHILLY
PARTIED
DOWN LIKE REAL HILLBILLIES
BROUGHT
THE MUSIC MAFIA AND ROCKED IT OUT
OH
CHIPPEWA IS WHERE WE GO
WHEN
WE'RE UP IN BUFFALO
DON'T
YA KNOW THOSE YANKEES
DRINK
ENOUGH TO DROWN
WELL
WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR CITY
GONNA
PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE'LL
ALL BE FLYIN' HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND
IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
COME
ALONG
COME
ALONG
(MATT)
LISTEN
UP
NOW
LA'S GOT THE FREAKS AT PINKS
AND
THE FIFTEEN DOLLAR DRINKS
AND
SAN ANTONIO IS A WILD WILD RODEO
AND
IN PHOENIX ARIZONA
WE
DRANK WAY TOO MUCH CORONA
AND
WE WOKE UP BY THE RIVER IN JEFF CITY MO
WELL
WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR CITY
GONNA
PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE'LL
ALL BE FLYIN' HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND
IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
WELL
WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR CITY
GONNA
PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE'LL
ALL BE FLYIN' HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND
IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
IF
YA WANNA LITTLE ZING IN YOUR ZANG ZANG
IF
YA WANNA LITTLE CHING IN YOUR CHANG CHANG
COME
ALONG
COME
ALONG
COME
ALONG
YEAH WE'RE COMIN' TO YOUR CITY!
They finished and everyone edged carefully away.
"Those two are plumb loco, ese." Eddie said, laughing.
"You said it." Rey said.
The John burst out singing or rapping. And somehow Tha Trademarc appeared
(John)
Your
time is up, my time is now
You
can't see me, my time is now
It's
the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You
can't see me, my time is now!
In
case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My
money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The
franchise, doin big bid'ness, I live this
It's
automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A
soldier, and I stay under you fightin
Plus
I'm stormin on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't
no way you breakin me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus
I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm
slaughterin stale, competition, I got the whole block wishin
they
could run with my division but they gone fishin -
-
with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I
got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In
any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll
never catch me in the next man's sweater
If
they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay
yo' ass DOWN for the three second TAN
Chorus
(Tha
Trademarc)
Yeah,
uhh
It's
gon' be what it's gon' be
Five
pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T
Uhh
- it's a war dance and victory step
A
raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep
John
Cena, Trademarc, y'all are so-so
And
talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough
though
Aimin
guns in all your photos, that's a no-no
When
this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show
See
what happens when the ice age melt
You
see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps
I
rock a timepiece by Benny if any
The
same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me
A
man's measured by the way that he thinks
Not
clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks
I
spent 20 plus years seekin knowledge of self
So
for now Marc Predka's livin live for wealth
Tha Trademarc diappeared.
"That was even weirder," Hunter said "where did Tha Trademarc come from?"
"WHAT THE HECK," Kurt Angle yelled "THIS IS DETENTION, NOT AMERICAN IDOL!"
"Thank you for clearifying that." The Rock said, punching him.
"Get to work Angle." JBL said quietly. He and Kurt returned to their work.