Waste of a Saturday
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A/N: the long awaited updates are Here. Sorry 'bout the wait. I had this writen down in a notebook and couldn't find the right one. (I have so many notebooks full of all sorts of crap.)
REDNECK JOKES
Things started to calm down a bit as Rey and Eddie had been given essays to copy word for word. Eddie's was on respect and Rey's was on appropriate language. Adam and Jay had been given three full pages of definitions to copy out of the dictionary and the Hardyz were given essays on the importance of being quiet in class.
After Rey and Eddie were finished with their essays, they wrote redneck jokes. Teddy had only told them not to read them out loud, he had said nothing about writing them.
Redneck Jokes:
1. You might be a redneck if you always refer to youself in the third person.
2. You might be a redneck if you call everyone your peeps but your white.
3. You might be a redneck if everyone chants "YOU SUCK." everytime they see you.
4. You might be a redneck if you die your hair unnatural colors.
5. You might be a redneck if you lose your girl to a guy with long blonde hair and who calls himself "Mr. money-in-the-bank"
6. You might be a redneck if you're so bulked up, you can't see your toes.
7. You might be a redneck if you're cocky, arrogant, and keep trying to kill the Undertaker but it never works.
8. You might be a redneck if you spit an apple in people's faces and call them "not cool"
9. You might be a redneck if you can't do anything right or achieve even a small goal.
They wrote for a hour and a half until break time.
"Break time." Mr. Long said. They got up and went to break.
A/N: I'm not sure about those redneck jokes but we'll see. Coming up:
(exerpt from disaster break)
"What did you do this time?" Rey asked Eddie.
"Not my fault." Eddie said, blushing. The spinklers came on and rained down on them.