Happy Birthday/Merry Christmas, Pearlie!
Yuffie Kisaragi whistled to herself as she poured sugar into a bowl, and then vinegar. She mixed a cup of water in it, and then stirred. She added frosting-chocolate- and stirred that into the mixture as well. She opened the newly-cleaned oven, and turned up the temperature.
Yuffie grinned and leaned against the counter. What fun this was going to be…
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Vincent slept in his coffin as peaceful as he had slept in years. He crossed his arms over his chest, and his eyes shot everywhere. Light red filled his vision with a voice….
"Happy Birthday Vincent…."
"Lucracia…?" Vincent muttered.
"The fuck…! NO!"
Vincent's eyes shot open and he looked to see a familiar face of Yuffie. She frowned and pouted her lips in a way Vincent had to say was adorable. He placed her hands on her hips dramatically and leaned forward close to his face.
"I have your present downstairs! Come on!" She yelled impatiently. She took his claw, and pulled him up. Her strength had no effect, but Vincent followed her downstairs of the Nibelheim mansion. She opened the door to the kitchen where a foreign scent drifted in the air.
She let go of Vincent's claw, and gestured her hands to sit at the table. Vincent did as told, and looked at her confused.
"You'll see," She smirked. Vincent nodded, but said nothing. Yuffie opened the oven, and pulled out a very, very strange…
Thing.
Yuffie laughed and put a plate before him with a fork. She cut a very large piece of cake, and placed it on the plate.
"Ugh, thanks Yuffie. But I'm not very hungry…."
"Aww… I made it myself! Take a bite!" She said impatiently. Vincent bravely took his fork, and cut a piece. He took it to his mouth, and chewed it. The cake was indeed chocolaty- but very, very chewy. Like chewing on Rubber.
"See? It ain't that bad! I put in extra sugar an' everything!"
"Thanks, Yuffie," Vincent said when he had swallowed the piece. "I'm really full, I'll finish it later."
"Aww…" Yuffie pouted. She fell silent, her eyes stared at the wall. Then her mouth formed an 'o'.
"What is it?" Vincent asked. Yuffie hit her forehead, and let out a sigh.
"I forgot your present! Your real present."
"That's okay. I'm fine, really…"
Yuffie pondered for a moment. "I know!" She wrapped her arms around Vincent's neck and stood on her toes. She kissed Vincent's lips, and let go. Her cheeks grew red, so did his.
But he enjoyed it. He bent down slightly and kissed her deeply, then pulled away to take a breath.
"Happy birthday, Vinnie."
Wow…. That really sucked. But I hate yuffentines with a passion. Hope you like it, Pearlie lol. Sorry this took me forever!