Author's Notes, AGAIN!

AngelicDemnX: You can tell just how much we love these things.

PricessRose: Why are you even still here, AngelicDemnX? You don't even help me write the fanfic!

AngelicDemnX: A-HEM…uh…(scuttles away)

PrincessRose: Hey!

CHAPEL OF LOVE

"I'm not marrying you!" Ukyo yelled. She was trying her best to escape but Ryoga had a grip on her arm. They were inside a chapel where a balding old preacher was standing at the podium looking bewildered at the current circumstance.

"I don't think I'm allowed to marry someone against their will." He said.

Ryoga laughed. "She just has a case of cold feet!" He looked into her eyes. "There's no need to be shy Honey!"

"I'm not shy! I'm angry! You know I am engaged to Ranma!"

"Don't you love me?" Ryoga whimpered.

"Of course not!"

That was when Ranma broke through the roof with a struggling Shampoo still in his arms. "Shampoo not marry you!" The Amazon cried.

"Ahh! The roof!" The preacher yelled. "We just had it re-shingled!"

"Ryoga!" Shampoo shouted happily.

"Ran-chan! You're trying to marry her? How could you?" Ukyo yelled angrily at Ranma.

"I'm sorry Ucc-chan." Ranma sighed. "But Shampoo's the only one for me!" He hugged Shampoo closer.

Ukyo gasped and covered her mouth with her hands. Her whole world was crashing down, she was REJECTED!

"Let me warm your cold heart!" Ryoga offered.

"Get away from me!" Ukyo cried and smacked Ryoga into the wall.

Shampoo looked really mad now. She hit Ranma with an uppercut punch, enabling herself to get free. Then she marched straight towards Ukyo. "Ukyo trying to steal Shampoo's true love! Ukyo will pay!"

Ukyo readied herself to fight. "You're the one who's stealing him from me!"

"My Ryoga was never yours!"

"What? Ryoga?" Ukyo asked, bewildered. "I don't want him!"

"Liar! Nothing can be more perfect than Ryoga!"

"Wasn't someone getting married today?" The preacher asked, annoyed.

"Fine!" Ukyo said. "If Shampoo doesn't want Ranma, then I'll take him!" She grabbed Ranma by the arm and dragged him to the podium.

"…Okay!" Shampoo answered happily, she peeled Ryoga off the wall and pulled him towards the podium as well.

"No Shampoo!" Ranma protested. He tried to reach for Shampoo but Ukyo was holding him back.

"Why are you doing this to me?" Ryoga sobbed as he tried to hug Ukyo but Shampoo was holding him back.

"This is the happiest day of my life!" Shampoo wept.

"This can't be ethical." The preacher said. "I can't perform a marriage unless both people consent to it."

That was when Kuno ran in at top speed, knocking the four away like bowling pins. He was carrying Cologne in his arms. "Ha ha! We have finally arrived! One marriage, good sir!"

"Uh, are you sure?" He asked. This woman looked to be at least eighty years older than him.

"Get on with it, I don't have forever." Cologne said.

"Hold on!" Akane ran in panting with Puck not far behind her, she was still holding the flower. "This is just stupid! I won't let you ruin you're life like this Cologne!"

"Easy for you to say. Do you know how hard it is for a woman my age to get a man?"

"Have you considered Internet dating?" Akane asked.

"What are you waiting for preacher?" Kuno asked. "I can not survive another minute of not being married to my turtle dove!"

"Um, okay." The preacher stammered. "We are gathered her today, to bare witness-"

"Don't! This is just wrong!"

"You know Akane, I have to agree with you." Puck said. "Now let me have my flower...so I can fix it!"

Akane glared at him. "This is all your fault in the first place!"

"If anyone has reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace… No one?" The preacher pleaded.

"Continue the ceremony you cur!" Kuno yelled.

"The-then I now pronounce…"

"Alright alright! Just fix it!" Akane panicked and handed to flower to Puck.

"Heh heh heh, FOOL!" Puck shot towards Shampoo. "Fall in love with Ranma now!" He blew some pollen towards her. "No!" Shampoo screamed

"I will protect you!" Ranma jumped in front of the blast.

"Ranma!" Akane yelled instinctively. Of course Ranma looked over to see who had yelled at him.

He was at Akane's side in a second. "You know, you're pretty cute!"

Akane blushed in spite of herself. "It's...it's not the real you! Stop it!"

"I know I have been cruel over the years...but I have always loved you deep deep deep deep deep deep deep.."

"I get it!" Akane growled.

"..Deep down!" Ranma finished.

"Well, that's all for today!" The preacher snapped his Bible shut and started to walk off.

"Hold on! You did not finish our marriage!" Kuno yelled.

"We were here first!" Shampoo yelled. She was still holding onto Ryoga who was trying to crawl towards Ukyo.

"What about us? We're not married yet either!" Ranma exclaimed, grabbing Akane's hand.

"In your dreams!" Akane said, still blushing.

"My shift is over. I'm going home." The preacher answered. "Besides, this is a law suit waiting to happen." He left.

"Well I'll still get Shampoo!" Puck exclaimed and turned back towards Shampoo, who grabbed his flower away. "Ah!"

"If Ryoga will not love me, then Shampoo will make him!" She yelled.

"Who's Ryoga?" Puck asked.

"Only the perfect man a woman could ask for!" Shampoo swooned.

"HA!" Puck grabbed the flower back "I distracted you!"

"We don't need such things. Right cutie?" Ranma asked Akane

"There's got to be a way to cure this." Akane mumbled. Then she got an idea. "Ranma, follow me!" She ran out the door. "To the ends of the earth, my love!" He sprinted after her.

"Ranma! Hold on!" Ukyo ran after him.

Ryoga broke free of Shampoo's grip. "Please don't chase another man!" Ryoga yelled and went after Ukyo with Shampoo not far behind. Cologne jumped after her great granddaughter. "My turtle dove!" Kuno shouted.

So Akane ran down the street. Ranma followed her, Ukyo followed Ranma, Ryoga followed Ukyo, Shampoo followed Ryoga, Cologne followed Shampoo, Kuno followed Cologne….

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?" Puck screamed. "Oh well, entertainment like this only happens every thousand years for me. Might as well watch!" He flew above the group.

Akane finally found what she was looking for, the river running through town. "Alright!" She jumped over the fence and landed in the water below. Everyone followed suit, three of them transforming.

"Oh Akane! If you wanted to go swimming you should have just said so!" Female Ranma cooed.

"Darn it! I was hoping that if you changed into a girl it would knock you back to your senses!" Akane yelled.

"Love doesn't have to make sense!" Ranma exclaimed.

Just then Mousse landed on top of Kuno's head so he wouldn't fall into the water. "My Red Haired Beauty!"

"Why are you standing on my head you ruffian?" Kuno yelled.

"Mousse? Where'd you come from?" Ranma yelled.

"Come away my love!" Mousse grabbed Ranma and jumped away with her, knocking Kuno down into the water.

"No! Akane!" Ranma yelled dramatically as she was carried away.

Ukyo watched them go with a puzzled look on her face, and then she turned slowly towards Akane. "Uh, what exactly is going on here?"

"Ask her!" Akane pointed accusingly at Cologne.

"Now there's no reason to get upset." Cologne said.

"NO REASON?" Akane shouted.

Cologne considered for a second. "Okay so there is a reason. But I assure you, everything is under control." Cologne didn't sound like she believed that herself.

"I rehydrated Puck in order to bring Shampoo together with Son-in-Law. However he turned out to be too much of a fool to accomplish this job." She said.

"Hey!" Puck yelled from above them. "Words hurt you know!"

"I still don't get it." Ukyo said.

"It's his flower!" Akane said. "When someone smells it, whoever they see first they fall in love with!"

The water around them started to bubble and Happosai burst out of the water wearing a scuba diving mask. "Good thing I was having my scuba lesson just now!" He said joyously. "Ha! I heard it all! This flower's just what I've been looking for!"

"Happy? No, it's dangerous!" Cologne warned.

"All the pretty little ladies will love me!" Happosai jumped at Puck.

"EEAAHH! A MONSTER!" Puck flew away from Happosai, terrified.

"Who are you calling a monster?" Happosai asked, offended. "You may be a beautiful young fairy, but I will take that flower from you nonetheless!"

"I'm a boy fairy!"

"Really?" Akane asked, astounded. They all climbed out of the river to the street.

"Wow, I didn't even notice." Ukyo commented.

Puck scowled. "Just for that, I'll leave you all like this!" He started to fly away.

"No! Come back!" Akane yelled. Ranma and the others would never be cured if he left.

Puck did come back, in tears. "Boo hoo! Tell me I'm a manly fairy!" He wept.

"Yes yes, very manly!" Ukyo stammered.

"The most handsome fairy!" Cologne said.

"I don't need compliments from you!" Puck yelled at Cologne.

Cologne glared at the fairy. "Have you forgotten our deal so soon?" She said threateningly.

"Oh yeah. Huh? Where's Shampoo?" Puck asked, looking around for her.

"She turned into a cat when she landed in the water." Cologne said as she looked around for her Great Granddaughter. But there was no cat either and she wasn't the only one missing.

"Ryoga and Kuno are gone too!" Akane said.

PrincessRose: I'm so lonely!

Shakespeare: What am I, chopped liver?

PrincessRose: No, you dead. Or a figment of my imagination.

Shakespeare: True dat, foo.

AngelicDemnX: Ookay…things get weird when I'm not around.