Author's notes!

Shakespeare: Wait a second…I have a question from the first chapter.

AngelicDemnX: What?

Shakespeare: How did Puck know Cologne's name?

PrincessRose: ……He's magic?

AngelicDemnX: Good enough for me.

Shakespeare: But he seems so stupid.

PrincessRose: (changing the subject) Onward with the fanfic!

MOUSSEY MAY I

Kuno was floating down the river. He had been knocked unconscious by Mousse jumping off his head and nobody noticed. A pig and cat were floating along on his back, trying not to be swept away by the currant. Cat Shampoo was trying to glomp P-Chan who was fighting back with all his might.

Along the riverbank Kodachi was walking along and just happened to notice what was floating down the river. "Oh, my brother is floating down the river...with a defenseless cat and pig on him! I'll save you helpless creatures!"

She ran down and whipped out her ribbon thing to pull Kuno closer to the riverbank. She grabbed the animals off Kuno, who washed up on shore a little ways down.

"Here you go, little kitty! Be on your way!" Kodachi put Shampoo down and tried to shoo her away. Then she looked at Ryoga. "This pig looks awfully familiar...I should make ham sandwiches for my dear Ranma!"

"Bkwee!" Ryoga squealed in protest.

Shampoo hissed at Kodachi and started to attack her leg. "Ow! Stupid cat!"

ELSEWHERE

"Boo HOO HOO! I AM a manly fairy! I am!" Puck cried.

"I've never seen one manlier." Ukyo sighed, tired with Puck's whining.

"Really! I AM!"

"Yes, of course." Happosai said, annoyed at being ignored. "Ha!" He grabbed the flower. "Mine all mine!"

"Hey! That wasn't nice!" Akane yelled.

"Whoo hoo! Akane, come to me!" He jumped at Akane and blew the pollen in her face.

"EAAHH!" Akane smacked away the old pervert, but she had already breathed in the pollen.

"Don't look at him!" Cologne warned.

Akane covered her eyes with her hands. "I won't look at anyone!"

Happosai jumped at her again. "Open your eyes you silly girl! So we can be married!"

Soun and Genma showed up out of nowhere and held Happosai down. "RUN AKANE! RUN!" Her father shouted.

"What?" Akane asked. "How did you even know what was going on?"

"Fatherly sense, my dear. Now run!"

Akane stumbled away as quickly as she could; now she knew how Mousse felt.

"Damn you all!" Happosai yelled.

"Can I have my flower back?" Puck asked.

"Never! I'll use it to make all the ladies love me!"

"What, this?" Genma picked up the flower.

"NO!" Ukyo and Cologne tried to get the flower, but Genma had already sniffed it.

"EHH!" Ukyo jumped back out of Genma's line of vision, but his eyes were closed. "He…he's asleep?" she asked.

"That can't be." Cologne poked him on the forehead with her staff, and he sneezed pollen all over them. "AH-CHOO!"

"Ew, gross!" Puck said as he whipped the snot off his robes. "Good thing I've built up an immunity!" He turned to see Ukyo and Cologne staring at him with big eyes. "Oh! Snap!"

"Ah! I must be allergic to the flower." Genma turned and blew his nose. Then he saw the old lady watering her flowers. You know, the one that is always making the gang transform in the street.

"Such beauty!" He ran towards the old woman and, of course, got hit with cold water. Panda Genma kneeled and kissed her hand like a chivalrous knight.

"Oh, Mister Panda! How very forward of you!" The old woman blushed.

"Now ladies, lets not get carried away!" Puck said in a worried voice.

"Oh, Puck! You really ARE a manly fairy!" Ukyo giggled.

Puck gasped. "Y..you think so?" He asked hopefully.

"Oh yes!"

"Oh, Ukyo!" Puck's eyes were watering.

"Indeed!" Cologne stepped between Puck and Ukyo.

"Bleah!" Puck stuck his tongue out in disgust. He pulled out a pink perfume bottle and sprayed a little on Cologne.

"Ah! That's hot!" Cologne rubbed her face; steam was floating into the air from the bottle. Then she blinked. "Ah...so there is a cure!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about it." Puck said sincerely as he looked at the bottle.

Cologne sighed, exasperated. "Well go ahead and cure Ukyo."

Puck looked at Ukyo, she was smiling sweetly at him. "No...I don't think I will. Huh? Where's my flower?" Puck looked around.

"Ha ha ha!" Happosai jumped away with the flower in his hand.

"Soun! Why didn't you stop him?" Cologne yelled.

"Sorry, I was paying attention to you guys." He said.

AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK

"Isn't this fun? Ha ha ha!" Mousse said happily. He was riding a merry-go-round and holding a large stick of pink cotton candy. "Don't you think my dear?" He turned back to look at Ranma who was riding on the horse behind him. She didn't look very happy, even with the giant stuffed hippopotamus she was holding.

"I miss Akane!" She cried.

"When are we going to get to ride?" A child asked from the line waiting to get on the ride. They had been waiting a long time and were starting to look particularly mutinous.

"I don't expect you to understand child!" Mousse said happily. "One day you will understand the true happiness of being with the one you love."

"All we want to do is ride the stupid merry-go-round!"

"Forget this!" Another child said. "I'm going on the Annihilator!" He ran off with the other children behind him cheering as they followed.

The first child glared at Mousse. "I hope you're happy! I'm scared of the Annihilator! I'm going to be a laughing stock!" He stomped off.

"Such rude children." Mousse said.

Akane wondered along, she had expected someone to follow and help, but no one had. "Those jerks. Hello? Is anyone there?" Akane asked; her hands still over her eyes. She didn't dare to look.

She heard children cheering and felt them run past her. "Isn't anybody going to help me?" She yelled as they ran on.

"Akane!" Ranma called. Akane looked without thinking and saw Ranma running towards her.

"NO! I don't wanna be in love with--huh?" Ranma landed in Akane's arms so she was holding her like a groom carrying a bride over the threshold. "I'm not in love with him? It must not work with two girls!" Akane said, relieved.

"Tee hee!" Ranma giggled.

"Please don't do that." Akane said to Ranma in an annoyed voice.

"Akane!" Mousse yelled, he was standing a few yards away and looked very angry. "You would try to steal the Red Haired Beauty from me? I will fight you for my love!"

Akane just stared. "How...how could I fight such a handsome man?" She dropped Ranma and ran towards Mousse.

"Eh?"

"How could you!" Ranma yelled.

But Akane didn't reach Mousse. "There you are!" Happosai jumped off the top of the merry-go-round and landed on top of Mousse, knocking him to the ground. "Ranma, Akane, you will love me!" He waved the flower around happily.

"Akane! We need to get away!" Ranma grabbed Akane and ran in the other direction.

"Don't run my pretties! We will be so happy together!" He jumped after them, leaving Mousse in the dirt.

"NO! My Moussey!" Akane yelled in despair.

"Moussey? That's the worst nickname I've ever heard! Ranma Honey works just fine!" Ranma said as they ran along.

"I wasn't calling YOU Moussey!"

PrincessRose: Heh heh….Moussey….

Shakespeare: Oh, how could such a beautiful piece of literature such as mine be warped to such horrible proportions!

AngelicDemnX: Drama Queen….King….Olde English Man….

PrincessRose: It's not like your names aren't weird. Desdemona! And you stole names from Disney too!

AngelicDemnX: Yeah! Ariel and Sebastian!

Shakespeare: They took it from MY play!

AngelicDemnX: Suuuuree.