Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, but I own Serge, Colette, and the Shen Gong Wu not from the show yada, yada…
ChronoLegend: I just want to give a big thanks to Kosmic for reviewing! I wish I had more reviewers because I don't know whether the people who read my story like it or not. I know I shouldn't expect much cause this is my first fanfic ever, but I do wish I had more reviewers.
Raimundo: :doing a little dance: Yahoo!
ChronoLegend: He's still happy about Kimiko being alive and all. Where is Kimiko anyways?
Kimiko: Oh Rai! Come over here!
Raimundo: 'kay Kimiko! Be there in a second!
ChronoLegend: ? Whatever. On with the story and PLEASE REVIEW! Enjoy!
Chapter Five
"It's been a while since any Shen Gong Wu have activated… again," Clay said.
"We must always have patience and train, so we will be ready for anything!" Omi exclaimed.
"Yes, and the last time that happened, I believe you guys were late while I faced off with Jack in the showdown," Serge explained.
"… Oh yes! That reminds me! Serge, I have noticed that you too have Shen Gong Wu. May I please have a look at them?" Omi asked.
"Sure. Just let me go get them," Serge said.
When Serge came back, he brought out the Jet Boot Tsu, an axe, a sword, and what looks like to be a hand. "This is most interesting! What Shen Gong Wu is the hand looking Shen Gong Wu? For I already know of the Jet Boot Tsu, the Sword of the Elements, and the Axe of Sui Ko! How did you find them? Can you teach me how to use these Shen Gong Wu?" Omi asked.
"That Shen Gong Wu is the Hand of Ice, I can't tell you how I found them, and yes except for the Sword of the Elements," Serge answered.
"This is really exciting!" Omi exclaimed. "But why can't you teach me about the Sword of the Elements?"
"My little secret. Not for you to know," Serge answered.
The two went out to the fields to use the Shen Gong Wu. "How's it going there little lady?" Clay asked Colette.
"Nothing really. I just have nothing to do," Colette answered.
"I take it that you also dye your hair like Kimiko?"
"I didn't know Kimiko dyes her hair, but yes, I sometimes dye my hair," Colette answered.
BOOM
"What the heck was that?" Dojo asked.
Colette, Clay, and Dojo went to the fields where the explosion occurred. "Oopsie," Omi said holding the Axe of Sui Ko.
"You're paying for that Omi…" Serge said.
"How are we today my young ones?" Master Fung came outside asking. "!" Master Fung was astonished to see a whole wall broken into pieces.
"Omi did it!" Everyone said pointing to Omi.
"Yes, then Omi. I will talk with you later," Master Fung said.
"Yes Master Fung…" Omi sighed.
"Where are Kimiko and Raimundo?" Master Fung asked.
"… …" Colette and Serge stayed silent for a while thinking.
Flashback"You two saw us kissing by the tree yesterday, didn't you," Kimiko accused.
"Yeah," Colette and Serge answered.
"Then you guys obviously know that Kimiko and I are in love," Raimundo said.
"Uh-huh," Serge and Colette said as they were nodding their heads.
"Then, please don't tell about what we're gonna do next. It'ill be too obvious why we're gonna hide if they knew we are in love," Kimiko explained. "So please don't tell anyone about this."
"Don't especially tell them where we're hiding," Raimundo added.
"'kay. We'll be sure to keep our mouths shut," Serge answered.
End Flashback"We might as well go look for them. They are obviously in the temple, so this will be a piece of pie!" Omi exclaimed.
"Cake," Clay corrected.
"That too!" Omi said.
"… …" Serge and Colette started to feel a little worried.
Everybody started looking for Kimiko and Raimundo (Serge and Colette pretended to look for Raimundo and Kimiko). Eventually, Master Fung found them. "Raimundo, Kimiko. What are you two doing in here?" Master Fung came in asking surprised at the site that Raimundo and Kimiko were making out!
"What are you too doing? And why did you take your clothes off?" Omi asked completely puzzled.
"Oh my god! Don't tell me you two were…" Clay paused.
"… We didn't tell them, honest," both Colette and Serge whispered to Kimiko and Raimundo.
"Okay… We were making out," Kimiko explained.
"Yeah… and we're, you know. In love," Raimundo added.
"Serge, Colette. You two knew about this didn't you," Master Fung said.
"Yeah…" Colette and Serge sighed.
"I'm sorry Kimiko and Raimundo, but you cannot sleep together at night nor make out," Master Fung said.
"Okay Master Fung," both Raimundo and Kimiko said Master Fung left.
"! Omi! Clay! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU LOOKING AT!" Kimiko shouted in anger.
"I'm sorry. Can you say that again?" Clay asked.
"I have no idea of what she said, but I am still very confused about these two round bouncy things on her chest. We don't have them, but Kimiko does," Omi said confused.
"OMI! THOSE ARE CALLED BREASTS AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE STARING AT THEM!" Kimiko scolded. "AND CLAY! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU COMPLETE BASTARD! OMI HAS NEVER SEEN A GIRL UNTIL I CAME, BUT YOU HAD A SISTER! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE STARING AT A FEMALE'S BREASTS!"
"Sorry there Kimiko! I am definitely Texas toast!" Clay said and ran off.
"I am most sorry Kimiko. I just had never seen such things before," Omi said.
"You're lucky you're cute Omi," Kimiko said as she and Raimundo put their clothes on.
"We're gonna have to find another time to do this Rai," Kimiko whispered to Raimundo.
"Sure thing Kim. I'll be sure to find a good time and place," Rai replied.
"Okay. I, Jack Spicer Evil Boy Genius, have assembled a mighty team of evil warriors," Jack Spicer said in triumph. "Nobody can defeat us!"
Out of the shadows came forward Tubbimura, Katnappe, and three chameleon bots (seems familiar doesn't it).
"Plus, I have my Shen Gong Wu Detector, so I don't need Wuya's help to conquer the world!" Jack Spicer exclaimed.
"If I am correct, Wuya, I'd have to get this Reversing Mirror and Serpent's Tail and this would allow you to become solid again with your so called Heylin magic?" Shenkyo asked.
"Yes," Wuya answered. "Then, world domination would be very very simple."
"You give me something in return though Wuya," Shenkyo said.
"I will give you anything you want," Wuya said.
"Let our alliance begin," Shenkyo said.
"W-w-whoa!" Dojo said coming outside trembling. "Everybody! We got major Shen Gong Wu alert!"
At the same time, Wuya and Jack also detected the Shen Gong Wu.
"What is it Dojo?" Kimiko asked.
"There's two Shen Gong Wu!" Dojo exclaimed. "No…"
"Three Shen Gong Wu!" Wuya exclaimed. "No, there's more, there's…"
"Five Shen Gong Wu!" Jack exclaimed. "No wait, there's…"
"SIX SHEN GONG WU!" Dojo exclaimed. "We have to get moving!"
"Okay! Let's go!" Serge exclaimed.
Everybody grabbed their Shen Gong Wu and headed for the Shen Gong Wu. As for Jack and Wuya, everybody on Jack's team got into his jet and left, while Shenkyo created five mysterious warriors and all of them headed for the Shen Gong Wu. "Let's see what we have," Kimiko said. "We've got the Soul Coin, which can steal a person's soul when used on an unconscious or asleep person."
"The Shensashio Claws, which can slice up anything, even the hardest substance in the world," Raimundo said.
"The Sixth Sense, which allows the person wielding it gain a sixth sense of their choice!" Omi exclaimed.
"The Third Eye, which allows you to see and hear what people are thinking about," Clay said.
"The Frozen Flame, which shoots fire and ice at the same time," Serge said.
"And the Ring of Light, which let's the user to create circular beams of light and throw them," Colette said.
"Great. I'll drop each of you guys off at the location of the Shen Gong Wu each of you described," Dojo explained. "I wish all of you good luck and win the Shen Gong Wu quickly. These six Shen Gong Wu are all making me itchy and all kinds of stuff."
ChronoLegend: Sorry I had to end it here. I hope you guys liked the story… ! Raimundo, Kimiko! What in the world are you two doing in that room!
Kimiko: Darn it. You found us.
Raimundo: …
ChronoLegend: I don't mind you two making out, but not in that room!
Raimundo: What's wrong with that room?
ChronoLegend: You don't want to know, and please put some clothes on…
Jack: Hahaha! I, Jack Spicer Evil Boy Genius just recorded Kimiko and Raimundo making out! Gladly, they didn't know that the room they were in was a video recording room! If Kimiko won't love me, then I might as well humiliate her! Hahaha!
ChronoLegend: I hope nobody recorded those two on tape… Thanks for reading my story! I hope you enjoyed it and please REVIEW! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DON'T REVIEW. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU PEOPLE!