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"Okay, so all we have to do is lure everyone out to the hot spring." Ranma said as if planning for a battle maneuver. They were back at the Tendo Dojo and Puck was back in his cage.

"Ryoga, you get Shampoo. I'll get Mousse. Akane and Ukyo can get the old ghoul and run for it, that'll make Kuno and Happosai follow." Ranma said, confirming the plan they had come up with.

"Ha! Your efforts are fruitless! I'll get another flower, just you wait!" Puck cackled.

"Hey Puck, I didn't think you were evil at the beginning of this story." Akane said.

"Huh...me either. Must be Ranma, he does this to people." Puck said.

"That's not-...yeah, that's true." Ukyo conceded.

"Hey! Can we just get going?" Ranma asked, irritated.

"Are you guys coming or not?" Ryoga asked as he grabbed the door knob.

"Ryoga..." Akane said.

"That's a closet stupid." Ranma said.

"Uh...of course it is!" Ryoga said defensively. "I was just going to...get...a broom! To beat Puck with!" He held up the broom threateningly.

"Eek!" Puck screamed.

"Idiot, you're wasting time. C'mon!" Ranma said as they walked out the front door.

ELSEWHERE IN NERMIA, LATER

"Oh, Moussey! Where are you?" Ranma in female form hopped through the park.

"Oh what divine music my ears doth hear! Tis a siren's song!" Mousse shouted happily as he bound towards Ranma.

"This is getting weird."

"My love!" Mousse jumped at her and Ranma threw a bucket of cold water at him, causing him to turn into a duck.

"Ah ha! That was easy!" Ranma said triumphantly. She jumped forward with a brown sack in hand, ready to capture Mousse. But Mousse just quacked insanely and flew in circles around her head.

"Cut that out!" Ranma swung a tennis racket and knocked him out of the air. "You're more trouble than you're worth! Maybe I should just grill you!" Ranma said as she bagged him.

"Quack quack!" Translated through our duck translating super computer: "The embers of love burn brightly!"

ELSEWHERE IN NERMIA

By now Ryoga was wondering the streets looking for Shampoo, completely lost. "I think there was a flaw in Ranma's plan."

FLASHBACK

"Where...where is my Ranma? I cannot live without my Ranma!" Akane said sadly.

END FLASHBACK

"Oh Akane, why must I torture myself so?" Ryoga sobbed. "I am cursed to a loveless life!"

"Ryoga! Where are you?" Shampoo happened to be walking down the street just then, still wearing a wedding dress and carrying a bouquet of red roses. Ryoga quickly hid behind some trashcans.

"I finally picked out a dress! Oh Ryoga...will I ever see you again?" She called sadly. "I will search the ends of the earth!" She declared and began to run off.

"Gasp! Maybe...there is hope for me! Maybe I truly can find love!" Ryoga realized. He climbed out from behind the trashcans. "Shampoo! Huh? Where'd she go?" Shampoo had already gone.

"Oh no! I'll never see her again! I really am doomed!" Ryoga sobbed.

"There you are!" Shampoo suddenly popped up and hugged Ryoga.

Ryoga pushed her back slightly so he could talk to her. "Shampoo, I am willing to give your love a chance. But we're not getting married now; I'm an old fashioned kind of guy."

"Then next weekend?" She asked hopefully.

"We'll see how things go."

"Oh Ryoga! We be so happy together!" Shampoo puckered up her lips, expecting a kiss.

Ryoga gasped. This is your chance! Now is the time, now is the moment! I must be brave!

He freezes.

Suddenly Ryoga is hit over the head with a quacking sack. "Moron, what are you doing? What about the plan?" Female Ranma asked, annoyed.

"Ranma! How will I ever get another chance like this?" Ryoga asked.

"Well, you got a point there. Shampoo would never really go for you." She said.

"That's not the point!"

"So you're giving up on Akane?"

"Gasp! I hadn't thought about that!" Ryoga realized.

"What? You thought you could have them both...plus there's Akari!" Ranma asked incredulously.

"You're right! I...I can never be with Shampoo!" He turned back to Shampoo. "Forgive me!"

Shampoo gasped.

"This is like a bad soap opera." Ranma said, rolling her eyes.

"Is your fault! Shampoo make you pay!" Shampoo pointed at Ranma.

"Why is everything my fault!"

Shampoo began to attack Ranma, chasing her down the street. "Maybe I can get her to the spring this way! Nayyh nayhh!" Ranma made a face at her.

Suddenly Ryoga kicked Ranma back. "Ow!" Ranma sputtered.

"I changed my mind! Anyone that can take on Ranma must be my true love!" Ryoga concluded.

"Yea!" Shampoo cheered. "Ryoga! Come away with me!"

"Forever, my dear!" Ryoga picked her up and began to run away.

"Tee hee!"

"You jerks!" Ranma yelled after them as they ran off.

ELSEWHERE IN NERMIA

Akane and Ukyo, who is carrying Puck in his cage, arrived at the bridal shop where they had last seen Cologne.

"They're STILL fighting!" Ukyo said. Kuno and Happosai were still battling, however they had dark circles under their eyes, and they were so tired that their attacks kept missing each other.

"My turtle dove! I will win back your love if it's the last thing I do!" Kuno wheezed and swung his wooden sword in what seemed like slow motion.

"No! Lil Cologne and I will be wed!" Happosai punched the air.

"Oh Happy, you're so gallant!" Cologne giggled.

Akane walked up and grabbed up Cologne. "Eek! Thieves!" Cologne cried.

"We'll save you!" Kuno and Happosai jumped after Akane, very slowly.

"This is going to be a long trip." Akane said as she walked back to Ukyo with Kuno and Happosai crawling behind her heels.

Suddenly Cologne slipped through Akane's grasp and jumped away. "Oh no you don't!" Akane tried to grab her again but missed.

"Oh...Akane Tendo, you are so beautiful when you're angry!" Kuno jumped forward and hugged Akane.

"Wha-?"

"I thought he was in love with Cologne!" Ukyo said.

"Hm, his true love must have shown through! You two must have been hot stuff before I came along!" Puck laughed.

"We were not!" Akane kicked Kuno away.

"Come away Lil Cologne!" Happosai and Cologne were bounding away together.

"Tee hee!"

"NO! Let her go you heathen!" Kuno raised his sword and ran after them.

"This is taking too long." Ukyo sighed. She pulled off her spatula and flattened Kuno with it.

"One down!" Akane said.

Just then Ranma jumped towards them and caught Happosai and Cologne in Mousse's sack.

"Oh my! It's dark...and we're alone..." Cologne swooned.

"Lil Cologne? When did you grow feathers?" Happosai asked.

"QUACK!"

"Ranma! You got them!" Akane shouted happily.

"Of course, did you ever doubt me?"

"Oh Pigtailed Girl!" Kuno jumped up and hugged Ranma.

"What? Did you cure him already?" Ranma asked as she kicked him away.

"What! You two too! Bleah!" Puck gagged.

"NO!" Akane yelled angrily at Puck.

Puck thought for a second. "Hm, perhaps he's just so used to loving so many women at one time."

"Pigtailed Girl, Akane Tendo, Turtle Dove, we will all be married!" Kuno declared. "Such a pure romance!"

Ranma and Akane punch him and Ukyo hits him with her spatula. Kuno falls to the ground unconscious.

"Great, now all we have to do is find Ryoga and Shampoo and we can get to the spring!" Akane said.

"Oh forget about them. Just let them live happily ever after." Ranma said, still annoyed with the two of them.

"What are you talking about?"

"Let's just worry about them later. We can take care of these guys first." She held up the brown sack and grabbed Kuno by the collar.

"Well…fine, Ryoga will probably still be wondering around when we get back anyway." Akane said.

ELSEWHERE (Bet you never get tired of that, huh?)

"Oh Ryoga! You take me all the way to France! Is language of love!" Shampoo giggled.

"No, it's just a French restaurant." Ryoga said. He was keeping his head low.

"Tee hee. You look so silly in that donkey mask I bought you!" Shampoo pulled his up so that everyone in the restaurant could see Ryoga's head covered in the ridiculous mask.

"People are starting to stare Shampoo."

PrincessRose: (gasp) Where are we?

Bill: I'm just a bill, yeah I'm only a bill…and I'm sittin' here on Capital Hillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! (runs off)

Shakespeare: Holy crap! What was that?

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