1:13 PM 1/11/2006
Written By: Chuquita
Disclaimer: Dragon Ball Z and its characters are a property of Akira Toriyama and Bird Studio. All non-canon characters
are property of this author.
Quote of the Week: -from Goku's Supplement! The Proof of Bravery is the Four Star Ball
Goku Jr: What? Why isn't anything happening? Shenron, the big dragon, is supposed to appear! Kami-sama! Dragonball!
Please listen to my wish!
Goku Jr: Why? Why? Why won't you grant my wish? Damn it!
Goku Jr: I don't know why I came here!
Goku Sr: You have to collect all seven Dragonballs. Didn't Pan tell you that?
Goku Sr: Hi.
Goku Jr: Who are you?
Goku Sr: I'm your great-great-great...How many "greats" would that be...? Well anyway, just call me Grandpa Goku.
Goku Jr: Grandpa Goku?
Goku Sr: Yeah. You're really strong. I wasn't very excited until now.
Goku Jr: I'm...I'm always too weak.
Goku Sr: No, you are very strong.
Goku Jr: Am I also brave?
Goku Sr: Of course you are. After all, you're my grandchild's...grandchild's... Anyway, you are Son Goku.
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: Heh-heh. (grinning)
Goku: It is 4 "greats", right?
Chuquita: Yup.
Goku: (whistles) That's a LONG time into the future.
Vegeta: (pales) I fear the future.
Chuquita: Aw, don't worry Veggie. Everything will turn out just fine! You'll enjoy it I promise!
Vegeta: (staring at her in disbelief)
Chuquita: Anyway...my next semester starts next Tuesday.
Goku: (sad)
Chuquita: BUT this means I'll have time to start working on my comic strip again!
Goku: (happy) YAY! ♥
Vegeta: The comic strip mildly worries me.
Goku: Veggie needs to relax.
Vegeta: (sighs longingly) Relaxing would be nice...
Goku: I have several Veggie-related methods that could HELP Veggie to relax.
Vegeta: (curious) Really?
Goku: (nods eagerly) Uh-huh!
Vegeta: Well I'm curious to learn of them. (smirks)
Goku: Great! (clasps his hands together) Now first we need a bed...
Vegeta: (pales) ...
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Summary: Shenlong has been summoned in the middle of Dende's Namekian Puberty, thus mutating the balls and causing them to reek havoc across the planet. Now its up to Goku and Veggie to save the day! But how will they be able to battle creatures with powers they've never heard of before? And will Goku end up becoming Shenlong's tasty snack or will someone be able to save him from the fate of being absorbed into the powerful dragon?
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Part 2 Chapter Titles: Defeat the 5 Star Dragon! l It's Rainin' Fish l Bisshu is a type of Wine in Japan l The 6 Star Dragon – OtoKO l Goku Loses His Pants l The 7 Star Dragon l Fancy Hats l SAVE THE VEGGIE O...O
" Ohhhh, geez. " Chi-Chi groaned as she rubbed the back of her head in pain, " That HURT--hey! " she looked down at
herself, " Nothing happened at all..OH, wait. " she paled as she stood up. The entire group of saiyajin were laying on
various places nearby, either in pain or unconsious.
Pan, being only a fourth saiyajin, stood up dizzily before realizing she was now the same height as her mother and
her hair was about a half a foot longer.
" ALRIGHT YOU! " she snapped at the dragon who hovered above them in the air. Pan began to power up her ki only to
quickly relinquish her ki gathering when she realized how poorly she had been dropped in power, " Waaaah- " the demi-demi
saiyajin began to freak out, " This isn't fair! I can have space alien super powers or I can have the body shape that
actually matches my age but not BOTH? "
" OHHHHHHHHHhhhh... " a moan came from behind them.
Chi-Chi and Pan turned to see Goku laying on the ground, embracing a barely conscious Vegeta.
" GOKU-SA! " Chi-Chi ran over to him only to gasp when she saw how very much he and the ouji he was holding now
looked his age.
" It HURTS Chi-Chi. " he coughed out.
" ... " Pan clenched her fists at the dragon in anger, " How DARE you do that to my ojichan and obaasan! "
" THE OUJI'S NOT YOUR GRANMA YET I'M STILL ALIVE AREN'T I! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, embarassed.
" Oh..yeah. " Pan blinked kakaishly, then whipped around to face the dragon again, " EITHER WAY YOU'RE DONE FOR! "
" Yes, lots of luck with that. " the 5 star dragon chuckled, amused.
Pan powered up as much as she could given her current state, then flew up into the air after him, " HAAAAAAAAAA! "
Chi-Chi watched her for a moment, then turned back to Goku, " Come on Goku-sa. You're the same age as I am and I
know it hurts a little but-- "
" --I feel like I'm DYING. " he winced.
" It only feels that way because you've lost a lot of power. This doesn't mean you still can't stand up. Here. " she
held out her hands, " Take my hand and I'll pull you and the ouji to your feet. "
" I feel ill...and why is everything all blurry? " Vegeta said, pale while being pulled up. He looked around and let
out a shriek, " OH GOD I CAN'T SEE! OR SMELL! OR FEEL MY TAIL! "
" AAAAH! BIBISHII-CHAN AND NANGO-KUN! " Goku exclaimed in horror, grabbing his now-limp and lifeless tail.
" Its called human eyesight and smell Ouji. " Chi-Chi flatly remarked.
Vegeta folded his arms, " HAH! You can only dismiss the loss of such remarkable saiyajin equipment because you've
never experianced it! "
" Uh-huh. " she sighed.
" AND LOOK AT MY HAIR! Its OBEYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY! " the ouji wailed, pointing to his hair which was hanging
down the way it only normally would had he been soaked.
Goku glanced around at the rest of the group. Vejitto was in the middle of trying to comfort a sobbing Gogeta who
was crying about how he wasn't supposed to even be in this timeline. Raditsu was fast asleep and snoring quite loudly.
Turles was just sitting there staring off into the distance. Goku looked down at his left arm and his eyes began to water
when he realized his Veggie-bond no longer existed due to their sudden change in species.
" OOF! " Pan slammed into the ground beside them, making a medium-sized dent, " URGH! " she crawled out of it,
" Ojichan! The dragonball is on his back! " she held up a piece of the 5 star dragon's torn gi.
Goku tried to push his currently gravity-obeying hair out of his eyes to see something blue sparkle on the back of
the dragon where the torn piece of cloth had been, " OH! " he blinked, then smirked, " Thank you Panny! I now know what to
do! "
Pan smiled as Goku struck a familiar fighting pose.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Wait, I can't go ssj3, I'm not a saiyajin anymore. " he laughed, embarassed.
" WAAAAH! " Pan fell over, then lept back to her feet.
" Onna. " Vegeta said, serious.
" Yes? " she cocked an eyebrow.
" I have an idea, but I'm going to need your help to get into the house. "
Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips, " If you plan to use some of my old weapons don't bother; I threw them all out
long ago. "
" Aaugh! Not THAT! I just need a pair of reading glasses! Surely you being of...your current stage of human
maturation must own eyewear in some form? " the ouji exclaimed.
" Hmph. My eyes have always been and still are perfect. " Chi-Chi bragged, smirking.
" Giru Giru. " the little robot poked Vegeta's now-loose pantleg.
" Yes, toasteroven? " he dryly replied.
Giru opened his mouth and held out a familiar object.
" TOUSSAN'S GLASSES! " Pan gasped.
The robot minorly sulked, " Giru was hungry. Brought a snack to keep fuel supply energized. Giru. "
" PERFECT! " Vegeta snatched them from him, " Pan, go draw his attention. I may be temporarily human, but I'm feeling
the SEME POWER! " a huge grin crossed his face.
Goku waddled over to Turles and began to poke him in the shoulder, " Turles? Oi! Turles? "
The evil type-3 saiyajin continued to sit there.
" Ohhh.. " Goku got back up and dashed over to Raditsu this time, " Onichan! Turles won't re-spond to me! "
" Huh? " Raditsu sleepily opened his eyes, " What day is it? "
Goku sweatdropped, " It is Wednesday. But that does not help at all! Turles is not replying to anything I do! "
Raditsu staggered to his feet and the two brothers walked back over to Turles, " Owww..my legs..what happened? "
" We've been turned into humans. " Goku said sullenly.
" WHAT! " Raditsu yelped, " You're joking right? "
" I would hand you a mirror but I doubt any of us would care to see our faces and bodies in this state. " Goku let
out a small nervous laugh.
" Alright. " Pan nodded to Vegeta, then powered up again, her ki currently equal to Chi-Chi in her prime, " HEY!
KUSOTARE! " she shouted at the dragon, who turned his attention back to her and formed a large ball of the green ki into
his scythe and raced after her.
Vegeta placed Gohan's glasses on, then formed a blast of ki from his eyes which he shot through the glass while
sending extra ki into them via holding the sides of the eyewear. Though not very strong physically, an extermely hot blast
of ki flew at the dragon from behind. The dragon looked over his shoulder in dispair as he was swallowed up by the blast.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHER! " he cried out, reaching in Chi-Chi's direction.
" ▫POOF▫! " the dragon was fried almost instantly. The dragon ball fell to the ground just as the blue tint escaped
from it in the form of gas and promptly disintegrated. A rush of warm air engulfed the entire mountainside, breaking the
power the dragon had held over it. The forest returned to more than just two trees, the sky was blue once more, and the
transformed saiyajins were back to their original species.
" I'm NOT your mother. " Chi-Chi huffed at the dragon ball, giving it a swift kick.
Pan caught the dragon ball as it flew through the air, " YAHOO! Our 2nd ball! " she landed on the ground, then
glanced at herself, " Ohhhh. I'm chibi-ish again. "
" WAAAAAH- " Vegeta stood there, dizzy with Gohan's glasses on. He took them off and rubbed his eyes only to gush
with excitement, " COLORS! Glorious vibrant colors and recognizable shapes! And what melodious sounds of the woodland
mountainside! How amazing is the fresh smell of pine and fish in the morning! " the ouji spun around on his toes, " I DID IT!
I beat the bad guy all by myself! "
" I helped. " Pan raised her hand.
" Giru too. "
" ALL BY MYSELF! " Vegeta gushed, ignoring them.
Pan and Giru sweatdropped.
" Oh wonderful SAIYAJIN body, I shall never take you for granted again! Infact, you're going to get the best
treatment I have ever given you! Only the best for my royal form! "
Something long and warm tapped him on the shoulder.
Vegeta went bright red as he looked over it, " Y--yes? "
Goku took a bite of the microwaved hot dog he was holding.
The ouji sweatdropped.
" I would like to help Veggie pamper himself! " the larger saiyajin offered.
" Awww, Kakay you're so sweet! " the ouji beamed, then stared flatly at him, " Just lose the hot dog snacks, oh-kay?"
" But they are so long meaty and delicious.. " Goku's eyes sparkled, saddened.
" ... " Vegeta stood there, his face bright red, " Um...yes, they..are? "
" Uhhhh.. " Turles got up, rubbing his head, confused, " Wait, where'd I go just now? "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " Turles is back too! "
" Hooray. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" Yes, that's just cause for celebration. " Vegeta folded his arms in a mock-huff.
" We got the 2nd dragon ball, Turles! " Pan held it up.
" Wonderful. Where's the next closest one? " he asked, stretching.
" Umm.. " Pan picked up Giru and opened him, " A little ways to the west. "
" To the west? We just came from that direction. " Chi-Chi blinked, surprised, " Wouldn't we have seen the dragon
already if-- "
" Actually its more of a southwest than west if you really wanna be picky about it. " Pan nodded throughtfully.
" Well, off we go then! " Vegeta said proudly, bursting into ssj2 while hovering just over the landscape; purring.
" Congradulations on saving the day and the planet and all of your friends, Veggie. " Goku whispered into the
ouji's ear.
" OHHH...▫PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr▫ " the ouji let out a heavy purr.
The larger saiyajin hugged the ouji from behind and moaned into the back of Vegeta's shirt to muffle himself,
" VEGGIE... "
Vegeta's face went bright red.
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" You want us to WHAT! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Go home. " the ouji nodded thoughtfully, " While Kakarrotto, the demi-demi-kaka-girl, the little robot, and I are
thankful for your aid in helping us with the previous dragon, your services are no longer needed. " he handed her a little
pink slip.
" ... " Chi-Chi looked down at it, " You're FIRING me? " she looked over at him, disturbed.
" Think of it as an opportunity to explore new horizons far far away from Kakarrotto and I. " Vegeta smiled
contently.
Chi-Chi bopped him over the head, " YOU BLOCKHEAD WHO SAID I WAS EVEN WORKING FOR YOU! "
Goku reached to rub the spot Vegeta'd been hit on, " My Veggie... "
" Well, I'm going to be heading out. " Raditsu decided, turning to walk away.
" Aw, come on Lackey you just got back. It'll be fun beating up all these Shenlong mutations. " Turles spoke up.
" Yeah niichan! What Turles said. " Goku nodded in agreement.
Vegeta placed a hand on Raditsu's shoulder, " Raditsu as your prince and ruler I order to you continue along with our
search party. " he said seriously, then whispered to Raditsu in a panic, " I need someone to help keep me from going crazy
from all of Kakarrotto's accidental come-ons! "
" It could be that you're only imagining the implication of what he says to you as a come-on. " the taller saiyajin
pointed out.
" Would Veggie like a nice plump banana? " Goku held a second one out while in the middle of eating the first one
himself.
" Ehhhh... " the ouji's face went bright red.
" Huh. Yeah I see what you mean. " Raditsu laughed, embarassed, " I guess I can hang around. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then handed Vegeta the extra banana.
The ouji looked uneasily down at the piece of fruit.
" If Veggie doesn't want it I can put it in my pocket for later. " Goku offered.
" NO no, I'll..I'll eat it now thanks. " Vegeta peeled the banana and began to snack as they made their way down the
road; Chi-Chi trailing behind.
" Just because they don't want my help doesn't mean I can't tag along behind. " she muttered to herself.
" LOOK! A town! " Pan exclaimed, peering over the top of the hill the others were approaching.
Goku sniffed the air, " A port town...that means there is FISH to be had. " he beamed.
" Dragon ball detected! Getting warmer! " Giru pointed into the town while continuing to hover.
Chi-Chi looked around, suspiciously noticing the absence of any odd or dangerous activity, " Are you sure about that,
robot? "
Giru thumped his hand against his chest, " No mistake! Giru is good! "
" I do not see anything beeping on your radar. " Vejitto peered over at him, " No red dots at all, not here. "
" What? It's gone! " Pan gasped, grabbing Giru, " What happened? "
" Maybe it was in the ocean, and a fish ate it... " Goku trailed off.
" Low battery. Radar cannot activate. I am hungry. " Giru raised his hand.
Pan twitched.
" What can I eat? "
" ONNA'S CAR KEYS! " Vegeta cheekily waved the metal object in the air.
" NO GIVE THOSE BACK! " she snatched her keys from his gloved hand, " Geez you've been all full of yourself ever
since you got your saiyajin body back. "
" I feel so alive. " the ouji wagged his tail behind him.
" AAUGH! Giru, you're always like this, getting hungry at the most important moment! " Pan exclaimed, tossing the
robot at the ground.
" Oww. Girurururururu. " his left arm twitched.
" I can't believe this! " Pan exasperatingly rubbed the back of her head, then turned sarcastically to the robot,
" I don't have any spare metal objects that I could sacrfice to the "all mighty Giru" right now. "
" You would think he'd have a plug or run on some sort of replacable battery. " Vegeta added, equally annoyed.
" ▫PLOP▫! " an octopus suddenly fell from the sky and landed on Pan's head. The ouji jumped back half a foot in
shock.
" Ah..a... " Pan stood there as to octopus poked her on the face with its tentacle, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " she
threw the sea creature back into the air, " I DON'T LIKE OCTOPI! " the demi-demi-saiyajin wailed in disgust.
Vegeta glanced up at the sky above, only to pale, " AAAAH! ITS RAINING SLIMY SEA CREATURES! I DISLIKE SLIMY! "
Thousands of fish and other various sea creatures began to rain upon the entire group. Chi-Chi quickly whipped out an
umbrella while Goku let out a squeal of delight.
" FISH! Oh Veggie its raining FISH! " Goku dashed around catching randomly sized fish as they fell.
Vejitto took off his gi top and began to catch some of the smaller fish in it like a net, " Hahaha! Lunch is served!"
" I wish I had a shirt to catch fish in. " Gogeta pouted, then looked up just intime to stop one of the larger
fish from hitting the ground, " OOOH! Hello delicious snack! " he gave the fish a hug.
The doors to the village below suddenly swung open, " Hurry! It's a load of fish! Take them to the market! "
" TO MARKET! "
" TO MARKET! "
Scores of people came out and began snatching up all the fish the saiyajin hadn't already collected.
" This town is insane! " Chi-Chi exclaimed in shock, " Fish raining from the sky...honestly... "
" LOOK Chi-Chi! " Goku held one of his fish out infront of you, " I think he likes you! "
Chi-Chi patted the fish on the head, sweatdropping, " Lovely. "
The various townspeople rejoiced as one man held a canteen of wine in the air, " This is a gift. As long as
Princess Oto is here to provide us with fish, we'll never need to resort to manual labor! "
" BAKAS! " a voice shouted from atop the ship behind them.
" When did the boat get here? " Vegeta sweatdropped, poking it.
" Bisshu... " the canteen man warned the boy.
" Don't you think fish raining is weird? Somewhere on Earth, something strange is going on Toussan! " he exclaimed
while a seagull sat in his arms.
Chi-Chi paled at the sight of the bird, recalling previous experiances, " Seagull... "
" Bisshu, how could you say that? You're being naughty. " canteen man shook his canteen at him.
" And you've been drinking since this morning! You're a fisherman who is supposed to go fishing in the SEA! "
Goku whispered to the others in his group, " I do have to admit catching fish like a baseball does sort of lack the
charm of going into the water nude and wrestling the fish to the ground. "
" SHUDDUP! " canteen man snapped angrily, throwing his canteen at the boy only to have Goku leap inbetween them and
catch the canteen in his mouth.
" You cannot just go around throwing things at little kids! " the large saiyajin shouted, muffled by the object in
his mouth.
" Goku-sa is right. " Chi-Chi smirked, then walked up to the man, upset, " You have a lot of nerve! That's considered
child abuse and its punishable by law. " she glowered at him, motherly instincts kicking in.
" Who are you to tell ME what to do? " he sneered down at Chi-Chi.
" HAH! " she thrust her arm out, startling the man temporarily.
" Haa-hah! Nice one granma. " he laughed only to freeze when the hat on his head split in two, either side falling
to the ground beside him, " Ah...a... "
The fishermen behind him turned and ran back to the village in horror, canteen man joining them a second later.
" I'm starting to think Onna that you should've gone into law enforcement. " Vegeta pondered, rubbing his chin.
" That jerk'll think twice next time. " Chi-Chi snorted, dusting herself off.
Pan glanced up at the boy holding the seagull, concerned, " Oi! Are you oh-kay? "
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" HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! " Vegeta stood over the open fire with two frying pans flipping several of the smaller fish at
once. His tail grabbed a bottle of seasonings in his pocket and began to sprinkle them over the fish before putting it away.
Goku sat down beside him and applauded the little ouji's ingenuity, " Veggie's the best cook ever! "
" I do try. " the ouji smirked, his ego inflating a bit.
Turles sat nearby as well, sniffing curiously at the canteen, " Nn. Cheap wine. " he made a face and tossed the
canteen over his shoulder, " Though I seriously doubt by the size of this town that they have much of a selection to offer. "
" Its not really that safe to hold it too close to the fire anyway. " Raditsu sweatdropped, " Alcohol's flammable,
right? "
" So, " Pan spoke up, " Has it always rained fish around here or is this something, er, recent. "
The boy sighed, " Everyone in my town has become a lazy couch potato ever since Princess Oto arrived. "
" Who's Princess Oto? " Pan blinked.
" Oto... " Vegeta trailed off, deep in thought, " Oto..? "
" I don't know WHO she is, but they all call her Princess Oto. Everyone just drinks and wastes their lives since she
came here. " the boy pointed to the filmstrip of dozens of drunken adults wandering around the town, " It's been absolutely
horrible. "
" Question. " the ouji raised his hand.
" Um, yes sir? "
" When did this "Princess Oto" show up in your town? "
" About two hours ago. "
The rest of the group sweatdropped.
" This much drama after only two hours? " Chi-Chi said flatly, twitching, " You gotta be kidding me. "
" Hn. This completely supports my suspicions that its one of the dragons at work. " Vegeta smirked.
" Anyway, " Bisshu continued, " because there's loads of seafood coming down from the sky. They can't sell them,
so a lot of them have been left to rot. "
" Poor fishies. " Goku frowned, eating some one that Vegeta had cooked.
" ▫Poke▫poke▫ " Giru poked him in the arm.
" Hm? " Goku looked over to see the robot drooling, " AH! " he beamed, holding out the pan. Giru grabbed the
cooking instrument and began to devour it.
" My backup pan.. " Vegeta pouted.
" Do not worry Veggie, it is for a good cause. We need Giru to have energy to power the dragon radar. " Goku patted
him on the shoulder, " AND I'll buy Veggie a newer and bigger and even fancier pan than that one. " he smoothly added.
" Oh. " the ouji squeaked out, flustered.
" And it isn't just that, " Bisshu continued on to the others, " The seagulls have been getting hurt. Some even
died. "
" CAWWWWW! " the seagull in his hands screeched.
Chi-Chi inched uneasily away from it.
The boy looked down and petted his seagull, " I wonder what hurt them. Looks like something sharp. "
Dozens of shiny, beady eyes popped out from behind them.
" SEAGULLS! " Pan exclaimed in shock, the birds making themselves known, " Dozens and dozens of them! "
The birds sat there, sullen.
" They've all been injured by the sharp object. " Bisshu explained, " I heal them, but even when they're healed they
don't have the guts to fly anymore. They must have seen something, otherwise they wouldn't be scared like this. "
Vegeta raised his hand again.
" Ah, yes? "
" How did you manage to round up over 100 injured birds in the last two hours, carry them back to your family's
ship, and own enough needed supplies to heal each and every single injury upon the entire flock? "
" ... " Bisshu stared flatly at him, " Do you mind? "
" I'm just saying... " the ouji put his hands behind his head, " It seems a little...too conveinent. Even for a
plothole's sake. "
Pan picked up one of the seagulls, " Poor birds. They must have seen something horrible. "
Vegeta cheerfully opened his mouth to speak while pointing at Chi-Chi.
" DON'T. EVEN. TRY IT. " she gritted through her teeth.
The ouji closed his mouth and purred instead.
:Someone please deflate his ego: Chi-Chi sulked.
" Dragon ball found! Dragon ball found! " Giru suddenly perked up. The group turned to face the little robot.
A shadowy figure appeared hovering across the surface of the water.
" PRINCESS OTO! " Bisshu shouted.
The "princess"'s eyes glew for a moment and suddenly fish began to rain from the sky once again.
Goku narrowed his eyes at her, " No. Veggie is right. That is no princess at all. "
" Princess Oto-sama! " the villagers happily proclaimed as they shot out of their homes as if on cue and went racing
towards the ocean.
" WAIT! DON'T GO! " Pan panicked, trying to stop them.
" That creature isn't a princess! " Goku added, thrusting his arms out in an attempt to block them.
" Get lost kid! " a couple of the villagers knocked Pan over. She got to her feet and glared at them only to gasp
when the "princess" shot a kiai at them as soon as they had gotten close to her. The demi-demi-saiyajin lept into the air and
caught them as they flew backwards.
" Bakas. " she huffed, setting both men down.
" Understand now? She's no princess. She's only a dragon created by a wish made upon the dragon balls that've been
mutated due to Shenlong being summoned in the middle of Dende's puberty. " Goku explained to the villagers.
" ... " the villagers stared blankly at him. A tumbleweed blew by.
" Um. What? " one of them said.
Goku sweatdropped.
" Not everyone knows about Shenlong and the dragon balls ya know. " Chi-Chi sighed, embarassed.
" I su-ppose you're right. " Goku nodded.
The "princess" glared at the others from her spot hovering over the sea.
" We'll be going now. " canteen man announced. The villagers suddenly ran off back into their homes.
" That was anticlimactic. " Vegeta said flatly.
" So you are the one this time. " Goku announced in serious mode as he faced the dragon.
Vegeta blinked and slid up beside Goku, putting on his own serious expression.
The dragon hovered there, the six star ball clearly visible as it stuck partly out of her forehead, " I don't
understand "you". What is "you"? I am the dragon who can control wind and air. "
" Aren't we dramatic. " Turles cocked an eyebrow.
" She actually looks a lot more like Bulma than Piccolo. " Raditsu tilted his head slightly.
" Were you also created when we wished on the dragon balls? " Goku asked her.
" Yes. "
" When? "
Oto twitched, " Does it matter? "
" Of course, because you were created when we made a wish. So I want to know which wish it was. " Goku said
contently.
Oto made a frustrated, annoyed face and began to glow bright red, " It was women's... "
Goku made a grin.
" It was...a pair of women's underpants! "
A blank, confused expression covered the faces of Vegeta, Raditsu, and Turles.
" A pair of panties...? " Pan exclaimed, embarassed and going red herself.
" Since when can EVERYBODY glow red? " Vegeta pouted, upset, :That's MY special trait:
" That's it! It was our first wish! How memorable! " Goku clasped his hands together, delighted.
" You people made such a stupid wish with the dragon balls! I feel ashamed, because I was created by that ridiculous
request! WHERE IS THAT SICKENING PIG! WHERE IS OOLONG! " she screamed in rage.
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" AH-CHOO! " Oolong sneezed as he sat at the kitchen table playing poker with Roshi and Turtle, " Aw geez. " the
pig rubbed his nose, " Where'd that come from? "
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" Who's Oolong? " Pan asked, confused.
" The pig that lives on Roshi's island. " Vegeta responded.
" The one with the suspenders? "
" Uh-huh. "
" OHHHhhhhhh. " she replied, enlightened.
" Heehee, " Goku chuckled at Oto, " You are right, it was kinda stupid. But hey at least it stopped Pilaf from
making his wish to rule the world! "
Pan sweatdropped, " Ojichan, what did you do? "
" Many things Panny. Many, many things! " he chirped in reply.
A swirling blast of water rushed up around the dragon as she pointed angrily at him, " Listen up, Son Goku! I have
to kill you to avenge my shame! "
Goku frowned, " But it was Oolong who made the wish. "
" WELL OOLONG ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW! " she snapped back, then thrust her hands out, " AIR BOMBS! " a strong gust of
wind blew at the group.
" VEGGIE! GO! " Goku ordered and the two saiyajin lept up and blasted forward at Oto only to be blown back into the
ocean below.
Goku pulled his head up above the water, " What was THAT! "
" Some type of wind shield. " Vegeta pulled his own head up a moment later, " She's probably using the wind as if it
were ki in forming a tightly packed hurricane around herself in which she is unaffected being in the center of it. "
" Veggiesovery intellegent. " the larger saiyajin looked over at him admiringly, " I could listen to you all day. "
The ouji flushed and the water around him began to boil from the body heat radiating from him. Vegeta shook it off
and the two flew up out of the water. Both saiyajin burst into ssj2 and Goku promptly shot a kamehameha at the dragon only
for her to split it in two with a blast of air.
Half of blast spiraled towards the young seagull boy. Pan grabbed him and flew him out of the way of the blast.
Bisshu cringed, then opened his eyes to see they were hovering up over the town, " I'm flying! " he gasped.
Pan smiled.
Chi-Chi meanwhile sweatdropped at the large hole that was now in Bisshu's family's boat.
" WOW! " Goku gushed, " You deflected my kamehameha just like that! COOL! "
" IT IS NOT COOL! I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU! " Oto ranted, " Watch this. TWISTER STANCE! " she shouted. Goku blasted
off towards her.
" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta shouted from where he hovered.
The dragon began to spin in rapid succession. The lonely unused-in-the-past-two-hours boats that sat in the harbor
began to sway back and forth. Signs in the town swung hard against the buildings they were attached to. Time seemed to stop
as Goku watched the dragon's attack, a look of surprise appearing on his face as he processed it only to have the harsh wind
suddenly rip the clothes clear off his body and send Goku flying into the beach below.
" OOF! " Goku sat up and wagged his tail, " I did it! I discovered her secret! " he stood back up, grinning.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Vegeta let out a wail as his face went bright red, " N--N--N--KAKA-NUDITY! "
" Hm? " the larger saiyajin looked down at himself, " Huh. I guess the harsh tornado-esque winds blew all of my
clothes clear off. "
" N--N---NUDE! " was all the ouji could manage to nervously squeak out. It was one thing sharing the bathtub with
him, or the hot springs--both of which were filled with water and covered Goku up fairly well. But to see him stark naked out
here in the daylight.
" He's so magnificent isn't he? " Chi-Chi sighed dreamily, then smirked, " Just look at the glorious SIZE of that-- "
" --COCKADOODLEDOO! " Vegeta said loudly, then whipped out one of the seagulls, " Why no, small feathered ocean fowl,
seagulls do not make that noise, that would be roosters. " the small saiyajin laughed nervously, then threw the seagull out
into the backdrop.
" CAAAW! " the bird exclaimed upon landing.
" Ojichan...maybe, you should get your spare gi on. " Pan managed to say, her eyes squinted shut and her face red
with embarassment.
" Yes. L--let's pause for a minute while Son Goku redresses. " Oto agreed, also bright red.
" I don't have a spare gi. " Goku replied.
" NANI? " Vegeta choked out, " N--NO SPARE GI! B--B--b--b-Buh-buh--- "
" Aw, it is nice that Veggie is concerned for my health and well being. " Goku clasped his hands together, touched.
" H--healthy...you are...very VERY healthy. "
" See why I was so deadset on keeping him away from you all those years ago? " Chi-Chi boasted to the stammering ouji
, " He's so heavenly endowed..and here you were going to put that glorious love organ to waste. "
" Ojichan? Are you sure you're oh-kay? " Pan asked, still covering her eyes.
" What's the matter, Panny? It's no problem. Even I sometimes have to get naked. " Goku explained, " I am not
embarassed. I luv my body. "
" WELL I'M EMBARASSED FOR YOU! " she flushed.
" Seriously Pan, its alright. Its nothing you haven't seen in your health book. " Chi-Chi calmly explained, then
broke into a proud grin " Only its much much bigger. "
" WILL YOU STOP THAT! " Vegeta exclaimed, panicked, " JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD INTERCOURSE WITH KAKARROTTO YOU THINK
YOU CAN SIMPLY FLAUNT HIS, KAKA-EQUIPMENT AROUND LIKE ITS YOUR BRAND NEW CAR! "
" I'm up for finishing the battle if you are. " Goku turned back to the dragon.
" I'm not going to fight you while you're naked! " Oto exclaimed, horrified at the thought.
" Here you are Kakarrotto. " Turles handed Goku a leaf.
" THAT ISN'T NEARLY BIG ENOUGH A LEAF TO COVER HIM! " Vegeta snapped.
" Biggest leaf I could find. Sorry. " the evil type 3 saiyajin said with a cheeky grin.
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see a tiny tree with humongous, human-sized leaves hanging from its feeble
branches, then turned back to Turles.
" I suppose I just didn't look hard enough. "
" ... " the ouji twitched.
" Anyways, that was a very strange way of spinning you have. " Goku said to the dragon, who was still minorly
irrtated by the saiyajin's clotheslessness.
" Not bad, Son Goku. You've figured it out already. " the dragon transformed into a much more hideous form, this time
with the six star ball in its chin, " I use this hyper speed to make up the shield. " the dragon said in a much more
masculine voice.
" OHHH! OtoKO. Oto is short for man, and the dragon is really MALE. " Vegeta said thoughtfully, " How could I have
not picked up on that code name earlier? " he frowned.
" Why did you suddenly turn ugly? Is that your true face? " Goku raised an eyebrow, back in serious mode.
" Know this... " the dragon transformed back into its previous form, " No one who has seen my true face has lived
to tell of it. You have to die! "
" Heee- " the large saiyajin tilted his head to the right.
Vegeta looked over with curious eagerness, " Plan? "
" Plaaaan! " Goku's grin widened.
" HAH! " Vegeta turned to the dragon, " It looks like it will be you who'll experiance death today! My bravest,
noblest, most powerful peasant in all the kingdom is going to CREAM YOU! "
" Creeeeam... " the larger saiyajin was now staring down at Vegeta, starting to go off into a daze.
" Ah-! " Vegeta noticed the expression on the spot and instantly snapped his fingers infront of Goku's face, bringing
his attention back to the situation at hand, " A little ego-padding and you're floating off to kaka-land! " he sweatdropped.
" Its different to receive a compliment from just anybody versus a compliment from Veggie. " Goku replied, " Now
where was I..? "
" Getting dressed? " Oto suggested dully.
" Nope, that wasn't it. THIS WAS! " a gust of ki whooshed up around Goku, lifting the saiyajin up into the air and,
due to the thickness of the ki, thankfully covered him.
" NANI? " Vegeta gawked at the sight, " W-w--WHAT IS THAT! "
" THAT'S MY ATTACK? " Oto cried out in shock, " I only used it on him twice how could he pick it up so fast! "
" Because he's Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked and folded his arms. The larger saiyajin purred.
" This move is easy--not hard at all! I can do it no problem! " Goku chirped.
" ERRRRrr...FINE! " Oto snapped and thrust the air out around herself, giving off an identical tornado-mermaid-ish
affect," TODAY YOU PERISH, SON GOKU! "
The two flew at each other and began to launch the wind-based attacks back and forth until Goku slugged the dragon
across the face.
The six star dragon rubbed the side of her face, a large bruise already forming, " You're good. You already know how
to use my moves. "
" You seem pretty powerful yourself! " Goku chirped back.
" Heh. " she folded her arms, " A copy is a copy. It's got to be worse than the original. I'm much stronger! " she
shouted, swinging her hands forward and sending a hurricane-esque blast of wind at Goku, causing the saiyajin to slam into
the cliff behind them.
" H--how did you do that? " Goku tried to talk above the high winds around them.
" Aww, poor Son Goku. " the dragon taunted, " It must hurt. "
" Guys I don't think he can move. " Chi-Chi spoke up, her voice trembling.
" OJICHAN! " Pan cried out, still hovering above the battle whole holding Bisshu and his seagull.
" TWISTER STANCE! " Oto yelled, sending another burst of wind at him.
:I can't move! I have to stop her spinning: Goku grunted while he tried to break free by powering up.
" I am going to win this battle! " the dragon laughed in excitement, then smirked, " What do I get if I beat you? "
" CAAAAAAAAAW! " the seagull flew down into the center of the tornado and started to rapidly peck the dragon on the
head, " CAW CAW CAW CAW! "
" AAUGH! GET AWAY! " Oto snapped, trying to smack him unsuccessfully while still blasting the air at Goku.
The seagull flew back up to Pan and Bisshu, perching ontop of Pan's head.
" Of course! " Pan exclaimed happily, " What she's causing is like a hurricane the eye of the hurricane is the
weakest part! Her head is defenseless during this attack! " the demi-demi-saiyajin burst into ssj1, then tossed Bisshu into
the air and caught him on her back, " Hold on tight Bisshu! I have a plan! "
" FU HAH HAH HAH! " Oto laughed at Goku, " It's all over now. Your life is going to be a gift to me! "
" STOP RIGHT THERE! " Pan shouted from above.
Oto looked up at her, " What now? " she twitched, annoyed.
The demi-demi-saiyajin grinned Sonishly, " Let me show you my secret. You'll like it. " she held her hands together
and began to form the ball of ki, " KA...ME...HA...ME... "
The dragon froze, unable to decide whether to ignore Pan's attack and finish off Goku or turn to block the attack
while running the risk of allowing Goku to get free and clobber her.
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " the ki blast came careening towards Oto, hitting her hard enough to relinquish the attack on
Goku, who landed back on the ground and burst into ssj3.
" Sorry, I still need my life. I can't let someone else take it! " he smiled, glancing over at the ouji who smiled
back. Goku narrowed his eyes at the dragon and formed his own kamehameha, shooting it at her from the front.
" I was too careless...! " Oto screamed out, her voice distorted as she warped back into her original form before
being destoryed; the ball in her forehead flying up into the air and towards the top of the nearby cliff.
" YAY! WE DID IT! " Pan gushed, flying down to Goku and giving him a high five before setting a dizzy and confused
Bisshu and seagull back down, " Ojichan! Did you see my attack? "
" Mmm-hmm! You did a very good job, Panny. " he nodded, proud.
" I've been training with Veggie-san a lot lately. "
" Until I found you out you think I'm an uke! " the ouji pouted stubbornly, folding his arms and turning the other
way, " Hmmph! "
Pan and Goku sweatdropped.
" Anyways! Good job team! " Goku gave a thumbs up.
" However, now you're not only clothesless, but covered in dirt and rock scratches. " Pan pointed out.
" That is true. " he nodded, " LUCKILY, there is an ocean right beside us! " Goku motioned to it, then walked towards
the water, " I'll be right back. " he took a deep breath and dived under, washing himself off.
" We do have another problem though. " Raditsu spoke up, " Where did the dragon ball go? "
" Uhhh... " Pan trailed off, then picked up Giru to check, " Ah! There! " she pointed to the cliff.
Bisshu sweatdropped, " I am...so very confused... "
" CAW! "
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" Our town would like to thank you for exposing Princess Oto. " Canteen man said to Goku and the others, " From now
on we will return to our seafaring jobs and catch our food as we had done before. "
" And we would like to thank you for lending Kakarrotto a pair of pants to cover his massiv--uh, reproductive
organs." Vegeta grinned, still slightly unsettled.
" These sweatpants are kinda itchy, Veggie. " Goku frowned.
" We'll get you something better at the next town. " the ouji quickly whispered back, " Whole new outfit.
Everything. "
" Veggie is so very kind. "
" Indeed I am. " he smirked.
Chi-Chi sighed at the display.
" You're just sad because he isn't naked anymore. " Vegeta chuckled at her.
" Shuddup Ouji. "
" Toussan, " Bisshu turned to canteen man, " Can I come fishing with you? "
" Sure son. " he replied.
" ▫FWOOOOSH▫! " the entire flock of seagulls from the ship suddenly came rushing by; everyone letting out scream as
they were hit and smacked by the various birds as they headed off into the horizon, leaving a very dizzied townpeople behind.
" What was THAT! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Huh? " Vejitto looked up just intime to catch the six star ball from its plummet, " HOORAY! It is orange again! "
" Go Jitto! " Gogeta pumped his fist in the air.
" Bye-bye! " Pan waved to the villagers as she and the others floated up into the air.
" Hey, wait... " Bisshu spoke up.
" Yes? "
" Uh...can you teach me how to fly? "
Pan blinked at him for a moment, " Come to the mountains. I'll teach you. " she grinned.
" Oh-kay. " Bisshu nodded.
" Bye! " she waved to the town as the group flew off.
" BYE! " Bisshu waved back, only to freeze in place when he realized a piece of very important information, " Wait,
WHICH MOUNTAINS? WHAT'S THEIR NAME? PAAAAN! "
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" I think that went well. " Turles nodded. The group was currently flying over a large number of clouds.
" These pants still itch. " Goku frowned.
" Then take them off. " Chi-Chi replied, " Go on Goku-sa, feel the delightful breeze in the air as it gently careeses
your healthy, well-muscled body. "
" YEAH! " Goku gushed, about to do so.
" NO! " Vegeta yelped.
The larger saiyajin paused.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Chi-Chi, " You're only goading him into flashing us all just to make ME uncomfortable. "
" Goku-san I think the Ouji is jealous that you're going to be the only one who gets to fly around without any
clothing on. "
" I can undress Veggie in mid-air if he likes. " Goku happily flew over to the ouji.
" NO I WOULD NOT LIKE THAT! " Vegeta's face went bright red. He promptly took the ties to Goku's borrowed sweatpants
and double-knotted them.
" Ohhhhh... " Goku sulked, " Am I ever going to get any? "
" Any what? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" NOTHING. "
" Oi...Kakarrotto... " the smaller saiyajin groaned.
" At least we have three of the seven dragon balls already. " Vejitto piped up, " We're almost halfway there! "
" I bet if we keep moving at the pace we are now, we could get them all in the next day or so! " Gogeta grinned at
the idea.
" Dragon ball found! Dragon ball found! " Giru announced.
" Hm? " Vejitto ducked down under the clouds to see where they were, " Hey! I know where we are! This is the spot
where Mommy and Toussan first battled. "
" Really? " Gogeta flew downwards as well.
" But I don't see or sense anyone. " Pan frowned, poking only her head under the clouds, " Giru are you sure you
didn't make a mistake? " she asked, suspicious.
" It's here! No mistake! " Giru shook his head.
" Really? "
" Maybe it landed in the middle of some of the rocks. " Goku suggested, landing and soon followed by the others.
" Well this place is eeriely familiar. " Vegeta sweatdropped at their surroundings.
The larger saiyajin took a deep breath, " It even smells the same. " he smiled, recalling the battle, " Veggie was
so amazing during that battle, he blew me away! "
The ouji purred, smiling proudly.
Suddenly the ground beneath them began to rumble.
" ▫Beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫ " Giru's radar began to beep wildly until the ground before them exploded revealing a
large, purple mole-like creature with a dragon ball in its forehead. The only Piccoloesque feature about him was the shape of
his ears.
" Well...that's different. " the ouji muttered, slightly disturbed.
The creature turned back to face the large tunnel it had created, " What magnificent work! I truely am a genius. Just
think in a matter of days I'll have an entire city of tunnels to burrow around in. "
" I don't think he can hear us. " Chi-Chi folded her arms.
" And to that I have a solution! " Goku grinned.
" Ah-- " Vegeta started to try to stop him, then paused instead.
The larger saiyajin hovered over to the creature and coughed to clear his throat before smiling at it, " HEY! "
he screamed at the top of his lungs into the direction of the creature's ears.
Vegeta paled, " Oh dear God... "
" ARE YOU ONE OF THE MUTATED DRAGON OFFSPRING MONSTERS? "
" WAAH! " the mole cried out from shock and fell over, " You scared me. " he laughed nervously.
" Sorry, I thought you had a hearing problem. "
" I probably do NOW. "
Goku hovered there awkwardly for a moment.
" So...who are you? "
" WAAAAAAAH! " this time the large saiyajin fell over, " WHAT? You're asking me who I am? Don't you know me? " he
tapped his stomach lightly, " Are you ill? I'm Son Goku! "
The giant mole continued to stare at him, only vaguely interested, " Um...oh? "
Pan hovered over to him, " You have a 7 star dragon ball on your forehead. You must be Chii-Shenlong. "
The mole gawked at her, " How do you know my name? "
" All the dragon's real names are composed of their ball number and Shenlong's name mixed together. Its not too hard
to figure out. " she replied.
" This is not that important. " Goku laughed, " Hurry, Chii-Shenlong! Fight with me! "
The mole yawned at him.
" ... " ▫
" ▫Thump▫ " it layed down as if to go to sleep, " What do you want? "
" What do we want? Aren't you going to use the dragon ball as a prize and have a fight with us? Don't you want a
great battle? " Pan exclaimed.
" No, I don't want to fight. "
Chi-Chi pulled out a large pair of pliers, " Then let us have your dragon ball and we'll all be on our way? "
Chii turned the other cheek, " I don't want to do that either. "
" Then what DO you want? " Pan asked while she and Goku uneasily watched Chi-Chi attempt to sneak over and grab the
ball out of his forehead while he wasn't paying attention.
The mole looked over his shoulder, causing Chi-Chi to nearly fall off his head, " I enjoy to watch the mastery of
the power of earthquakes. The changes they cause to the surrounding area. The way they wait within the crusts of the earth
and make themselves known when you least expect it. "
" I'm still drawing a blank on who's wish this guy's from. " Raditsu scratched the back of his head.
" ▫WHOOSH▫! " the mole's claws suddenly extended and he began to burrow back underground and away from them.
" Ball is gone. No ball detected. Ball is gone! " Giru exclaimed.
Chi-Chi thwaped him over the head, " I think we're aware of that. Thanks. "
" Girururu. "
" Ojichan! Veggie-san! Hurry! " Pan called out, flying after the mole. The two saiyajins caught up with her.
" Panny this won't work. " Goku spoke up, frowning, " I can't just go fight a guy who doesn't want to. "
Vegeta raised his hand, " I can. "
Pan sweatdropped at him, " We know that. But we still need to find a way to get the dragon ball from him. "
" I said I'd do it. " the ouji twitched, then huffed, " Or MAYBE you don't think I can because you think I'm an UKE."
The demi-demi saiyajin sweatdropped further, " I never said you couldn't do it, Veggie-san. " she looked over at
Goku and whispered, " He's still upset over that? Its been almost 7 hours since then. "
" Don't worry, I'll give Veggie a nice long rubdown when we get to the next city. That always calms him down. " Goku
whispered back.
" You're not talking about me up there are you? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow suspicously.
" I luv u Veggie! " Goku chirped back to him. The smaller saiyajin's face flushed.
" ▫Prrr▫ " a little purr came from him as he stared to slow down because of it.
" Perhaps I just need to upset the dragon like I did with Uubu. " Goku pondered.
" By slapping your rear end? " Pan asked, perplexed.
" No. He can't see me from all the way up there. I'll just have to do the other thing I did with Uubu and shout
naughty stuff. "
" I have a pack of mints in my backpack for you when you're done. "
" Thank you Panny! " Goku grinned, then cleared his throat again, " HEY! CHII-SHENLONG! YOUR MOM IS A FEMALE DOG! AND
THAT MAKES YOU THE SON OF A FEMALE DOG! YOU ALSO SMELL REALLY BAD! LIKE ROTTEN EGGS! YOU'RE A ROTTEN EGG! "
" May I curse him out? " Vegeta asked, grinning viciously.
" Veggie I would let you but we'd luv to keep the story rating down to PG-13. " Goku sweatdropped, then smiled
musingly, " However if we moved up to an R rating, I could do saucy things to Veggie in the bedroom. "
" PG-13 it is! " Vegeta laughed nervously, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
" Dammit. "
The ouji sweatdropped, " ... "
" Ojichan! Give me some space and I'll stop him. " Pan advised.
" What're you going to do Panny? " Goku asked, tilting his head.
" You'll see! " the demi-demi-saiyajin flew off to the left and began firing ki blasts in the upcoming path of the
mole, " HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! "
" NO! STOP! " Goku called out. Pan did so. The smoke below them cleared to reveal the ground was now dotted with
enough holes to make it appear as a giant piece of swiss cheese, " You have made holes everywhere. " he sweatdropped.
Pan laughed, embarassed, " Oops. "
" Pan is dangerous! Pan is dangerous! " Giru chanted.
The girl sent him a death-glare.
" Heh, such an obsevant robot. " Vegeta grinned cheekily.
" Vegeta is even MORE dangerous! " Giru pointed to him.
" I'd slug you if I weren't feeling complimented by that remark. " he bluntly replied.
" OH NO! " Vejitto let out a gasp.
" What? " the ouji looked up at him.
" Mommy look its a city in the middle of nowhere! The mole-dragon's heading that way to destroy it! "
Vegeta stared at the cityscape incrediously, " Why would anyone build an entire city in the middle of nowhere! "
" It must be new. " Goku remarked, " That was never here when I brought Veggie over to spar. "
" I thought it was an epic life or death battle to save the earth? " the ouji looked over at him, slightly upset.
" That too. " he smiled, then burst into ssj1, " ALRIGHT! Let's go stop that mole! "
" Into the bag Giru! " Pan held her backpack out for him.
" ... " Giru floated there.
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" EARTHQUAKE! " a random person shouted as the entire populous of the city began running for shelter.
" We're too late! " Gogeta frustratingly exclaimed.
Pan glanced around just in time to see a huge globe falling off the top of a building towards a passing senior
citizen, " ACK! " the demi-demi-saiyajin flew down and caught the woman in time, " ▫Whew▫. That was close. "
" Why thank you for saving me young lady. " the old woman looked up at her, " As long as we're up here would you mind
flying me back home? "
Pan sweatdropped at her, " I'm kind of in the middle of helping my Ojichan. "
" Well fine then just drop me off in the middle of the danger-laden streets below. I'll be alright. "
" SIGH...alright, where do you live? "
Behind them a bus had gone flying off a suddenly-destroyed bridge. The fusion promptly caught the bus as it hurtled
into the air. They brought it back down onto a safer part of the street while several blocks away Goku was pushing a tilted
building back into place. The group continued to clean up after the burrowing mole-dragon's disaster. Goku flew down between
the huge crack in the street and pushed the ground back up, reconnecting the two pieces.
Vegeta stared at the street for a moment, worried, " Kakarrotto? KAKARROTTO! " he began to bang on the street.
" Yes? "
The ouji looked over to see Goku standing there in the entrance to the subway system, " ... "
" HOORAY FOR OJICHAN! " Pan cheered, " I have the coolest Ojichan EVER! "
Vegeta patted Goku on the shoulders, " And that I can agree with you on. "
" Veggie! " the larger saiyajin hugged him.
" AAH! KAKARROTTO! PUBLIC! NO HUGGING IN PUBLIC! " the smaller one cried out, frightened while Chi-Chi snickered at
them.
Just outside of the city the mole poked his head out from under the ground, " Wonderful! Now to take a good look at
the damages I've done. "
" ... " the city sat there, looking completely unharmed.
" Heeheehahaha. " Goku shook hands with the rest of the search party, laughing happily.
" ▫SNORT▫ " a huge blast of hot air blew at the back of his head.
Goku turned around to see the mole standing there, glowering down at him, " Hello! " he chirped.
" Yes. Hello----WAITAMINUTE! I MEAN--YOU RESTORED THE CITY I WAS ABOUT TO DESTROY! " the mole-dragon snapped.
The large saiyajin smirked, " Does this mean you're finally ready to battle? "
" I think so. " Pan looked uneasily up at the mole.
The mole-dragon sniffled and whipped out a gigantic hankerchief, " I worked so hard to make a mess out of this city
and all of you had to go and RESCUE it! " he proclaimed overdramatically.
The old woman who Pan had helped walked over to the mole-dragon, slapped him with her handbag and walked off.
" Oww. " he scratched the part she'd slapped, " Anyway, PREPARE TO DIE! " he swung his clawed fist down at the
group. Goku dodged while Vegeta and Pan were knocked into the window display of a nearby store, crashing backs-first through
the glass. Pan adjusted the large fancy hat that had fallen onto her head from the mannequin.
" Hm. " she poked it.
" Uhhhh. " Vegeta groaned, sitting up.
Pan looked over at him and started to snicker.
" What? " the ouji looked down to see he now had on an elegant pink gown over his gi, " AAH! " Vegeta shrieked and
ripped the clothing off as though it were burning him, " IT LIES! THE FRILLY PINK UKE DRESS LIES! "
Turles poked his head in the damaged store window, smiling teasingly, " Aw, and it so very well complimented your
complexion, Vegeta-san. "
Vegeta threw a high-heeled shoe at him. Turles dodged.
" YAAAAAAH! " Goku burst into ssj3 and started to punch the mole-dragon in the stomach repeatedly, then bounced off
and landed a hard kick that knocked the creature back out of the city through the tunnel it had created and caused it to
almost fall onto its back, " Hahaha! What do you think now? But you are still okay after you've taken a few blows from me.
You're good. "
" Do you know I'm powerful when I'm mad? " the mole-dragon asked.
" Do you know that I work that way as well? " Goku replied, smirking.
Pan and Vegeta--who was still nervously brushing the dress particles off his gi--landed beside Goku.
" Tell me, " Pan asked, " What wish was it that you were created by. "
" You still know you're wearing the fancy hat right? " Vegeta pointed to it.
" I like the fancy hat. "
" I like it too. " Goku said, giving her a thumbs-up, " Very snazzy. "
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped.
The mole-dragon cleared his throat, " It was the time you wished back the people who were killed by the
partly-possessed Vegeta Oujisama at the Tenkaichi Budoukai. I was created then. "
" Oh yeah...that day.. " Vegeta trailed off, looking discreetly over his shoulder while twiddling his fingers.
" Oooh, that means, Bulma's your mommy. " Goku pointed out, then sweatdropped, " Aww, that means I was insulting
Bulma earlier by accident while trying to upset you. I should a-pologize to her when we get back. " he laughed, embarassed.
" I guess that explains why his fur's the same color as Trunks's hair. " Vegeta said, changing the subject.
" So if Bulma's your "mom", then why would you want to harm us? We're her friends. " Pan told the mole-dragon.
The mole-dragon snorted, " What nonsense. You deserve every bad thing that happens to you. " he slammed his paw into
the ground, sending a shockwave of ki which blew the trio into the air.
" No! My fancy hat! " Pan grabbed it after it flew off her head from the blast.
" See, this is my special move. The ki attack from the ground that nobody can dodge. " the mole-dragon laughed.
" It was quite good. I never throught the ki attack would come out from the ground. " Goku applauded, " Very
creative. "
" HO HO HO! That's right. But it's too late for you to regret it now. "
" But, " the large saiyajin held his pointer finger up, " What if your opponents are not on the ground but in the
air? "
The creature's face went blank.
" BWAHAHA! Kakarrotto's got you there! " Vegeta grinned, proud of his peasant.
" He's got me huh? Well I can shoot them into the air as well! " the mole-dragon slammed both hands on the ground and
dozens of pink ki blasts erupted from below, causing all three to dodge with ease.
" YAY! This is fun! " Goku laughed, bouncing about.
" Its very good exercise! " Pan happily added.
" KUSO...YOU MOCK ME? " the mole-dragon snapped, " Let me show you my special moves. "
" ▫THUMP▫ " Goku landed ontop of the creature's head while Vegeta and Pan floated nearby, " What's he doing? "
" Another trick I suppose. " the ouji smirked.
" YARO! " the dragon shot another ki blast into the ground at Goku who hopped off his head, causing the dragon to
blast himself instead.
" You'd think a dragon created by Bulma's wish would be a little smarter than this. " Vegeta shook his head, " How
very disappointing. "
The dust cleared to reveal the creature was burnt to a crisp.
" Well, I guess that is e-nough. " Goku sighed, then formed a kamehameha hand gesture, " Time to finish him off! "
" Kuso...I was beaten..by my...own attack... " the dragon choked out, then promptly fell onto his stomach.
" ... " the two saiyajins and demi-demi-saiyajin hovered there, staring blankly at the fallen mole-dragon.
" Wow. That was really disappointing. " Goku frowned, powering back down out of ssj3 and into his normal form.
" ▫POOF▫! " the dragon exploded in a puff of smoke and the 7 star ball went flying into the air.
" HAHA! " Vegeta laughed victoriously as he grabbed it seconds before Pan could, causing her to sweatdrop, " Once
again the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji--along with his faithful subject and traitorous student-- "
" --I didn't BETRAY you I just think you're more of an uke-type person-- "
" --SILENCE. Anyway I have saved us all. " the ouji finished, content only to pause when the ball refused to return
to its usual warm red and orange hues, " Nani? "
The ball suddenly burst forth with bright aqua-colored light and began to expand rapidly in size.
" VEGGIE! " Goku cried out.
The smaller saiyajin began to sweat nervously as the he felt his hands being pulled into the huge glowing ball,
" A--a---KAKARROTTO! " he screamed at the top of his lungs, instantly grabbing the attention of the rest of the search
party still in the city. The others started to run towards where the battle had just taken place.
Goku flew over to the ouji and grabbed onto him tightly from behind, " DON'T WORRY VEGGIE I'LL PULL YOU OUT! " he
shouted to Vegeta above the loud mono sound humming noise of the ball.
" HURRY! HURRY KAKARROTTO I CAN'T PULL BACK OUT! " the smaller saiyajin wailed, breaking into a panic.
Goku burst back into ssj3, his eyes watering up, " VEGGIE PLEASE DON'T PANIC IT'LL MAKE ME PANIC TOO! "
Pan looked worriedly between them and the giant glowing ball, unable to figure out how to help the situation.
" PAN! " Chi-Chi called from below, " What's going on up there? "
" The dragon ball is trying to eat Veggie-san! " she shouted back, as ridiculous as she knew this explaination,
although true, sounded.
" Mommy? "
" Toussan? " looks of horror appeared on both the fusions' faces.
" KAKARROTTOOO! PULL HARDER PULL HARDER! " the ouji cried out, starting to sob.
" I'M PULLING AS HARD AS I CAN! " Goku replied, " Well, as hard as I can without snapping your arms off-- "
" --RIP! " Goku's grip pulled Vegeta's gi top off and sent both it and the larger saiyajin tumbling to the ground and
the ouji sucked inside of the ball.
The bright light shifted and moved until forming a much more sinister looking dragon of dark blue and maroon hues.
" ... " Goku stood there, staring heavily at the creature.
" IDIOT! " the dragon laughed, " Don't you see? I only pretended to have been defeated! "
" Ojicha-- " Pan started to say only to be shushed by Chi-Chi.
" Everyone back up slowly, Goku-san's very, very upset right now. " Chi-Chi warned, knowing how Goku reacted to
having his favorite person in the whole wide world taken away from him by a villain.
" But he doesn't look i-- "
" --t takes a second. " Chi-Chi cut her off as the others backed away.
Goku's body began to shake with a slow and steady rage. The ki crackled wildly around his ssj3 form, " My Veggie... "
he considerably tightened his grip on the ripped blue gi top.
" Would you like me to show you how I did it? " the dragon chuckled in a deeper tone vaguely similar to the little
ouji's. Goku's ki flared up and the ground around him began to shake.
" It was the mole I hit, I simply used his body. "
" Used his body... " Raditsu murmured, " Like, possession? "
" You could say that. " the dragon replied, " I'm much different from any other dragons you have seen, because
my true body is the dragon ball itself.
" So...you're possessing my Veggie's body? " Goku said in an icy, dangerous tone of voice.
" Hahaha! Your short friend's body I have for sure. "
Goku held up his arm and a tremendous ball of glowing yellow ki appeared hovering over his hand while he continued to
snarl at the dragon, " You will die. "
" KAKARROTTO! "
The expression of deep-seeded vengence promptly disappeared from Goku's face, along with ssj3, " Veggie? "
" KAKARROTTO SAV--HEL--ah, AID ME IN REGAINING MY BODY! " the ouji had to correct himself a couple times to avoid
sounding ukeish.
" Veggie? " Goku squeaked out again in awe.
The dragon swiped at the large saiyajin with his tail. Goku quickly dodged it, " Where has your coolness gone?
Why don't you change into that blonde long-hairred form? "
:I can't attack him! He's using Veggie's body as a shield: Goku grunted in his head.
" Hahaha! Looks like the battle's over now! "
The large saiyajin burst into ssj2 and flew at him with his fists clenched, " GIVE ME BACK MY VEGGIE NOW! "
11:06 PM 1/17/2006
End of Part 2!
Vegeta: (twitching) ...
Chuquita: (content) Everything will turn out alright in the end.
Goku: (wearing an "I can't WAIT to see the real 100 years in the future, future" t-shirt) PRRrrrrr-
Vegeta: That t-shirt frightens me.
To Alastair: That he does :) He'll be sticking around for the rest of the story too!
To ShiningMoon: Welcome back to the loop! Enjoy your stay! I can't remember if Shenlong smoking was in the dub or not..I'm
going by the japanese copies I have. I luved that line as well :D This one ends in a cliffhanger too, sorry 'bout that two
chapters in a row.
To Zogeta: Goku won't be leaving. I'd tell you what happens but it'd spoiler chapter...4? 5? I too dislike the idea of
Shenlong eating Goku up like dragon fuel and flying off leaving Veggie all alone. So glad you like the 3's. I think I might
use them in this chapter. Good news, if you look at all the gt parodies together, you'll notice loads of plotholes because
the gt parodies are "the future" from whatever point the storyline was at at the time. They don't make sense if you put them
all together cuz Raditsu, Turles, and Brolli are all missing from the first parody, and Turles is missing from the 2nd one
with no explination because I hadn't written him into the present storyline yet. So yes, there's a chance the present
timeline will rip a plothole into this gt parody. I had a great vacation! I went back to school yesterday. I'm 20 right now.
(grin) Oddly though, it feels no different from being 19. Veggie's had like, 3 different birthdays throughout the series XD
I should have Goku point that out sometime. Goku on the other hand, has always had pisces. The parody shouldn't take long,
its half normal fic brainpower and half poking fun at the pre-written/aired gt lines. I purposely pic parodies when I start a
new semester to reduce stress. Both Turles and Raditsu get airtime in the Veggietine's Day fic, afterall saiyajin mating
season affects ALL the saiyajin. Veggie probably could get along with him if they could get past that.
To Hyper Kid: Its oh-kay. Glad your computer's working again. Happy you liked it!
To tea: Glad you liked it! I really wanted to swap out those first two dragons, I'm glad I did. Goku 'n Veggie will be
alright. I have a whole bunch of ideas for the real 100 years into the future. Can't wait to get to that part, even if it is
the end of the fic.
To SupersayiankingTommy: He is a very dangerous dragon. Luckily Veggie got rid of him. I did keep the next two but I had
reasons for that. I almost got rid of the mole dragon until I was reminded that he can possess people. Glad you liked it!
To majinbulgeta: Glad you liked it! They'll make it :)
To Jenna & Grub: That is a lot to write, I wish you goodluck with it. I've watched both versions now, it
does seem like Bardock 'n Celipa are flirting in that part. Headphones are great. (has a pair on now XD ) Going above PG-13
would be a challange for me too. Yup! Not only does he do Bardock and Kuririn's, he also does Giru's voice.
To Saiba: Heh, sorry 'bout the cliffhanger. That one was intentional. chapter 2's however was an accident, its just where
the episode leaves off and if I went into episode 53 this chapter would end up HUMONGOUS. Its already heavier than usual
right now. Glad you liked those parts. :D
To Orchideater: I luv Veggie quotes like that. Thanks! I don't have too much experiance with using Pan, so..
Glad you liked those first two dragons. I had them planned out for a long while now. The smoke shenlongs were so creative, I
wanted to keep them in. Ironically for Dende, he's going to finish namekian puberty AFTER all the dragon balls are recovered.
To Afrodite: So glad you liked it! Those two dragons were fun to design. I even posted doodles of them on DA. The ones in
this chapter were kept with their original intent, but I might change the character designs for the fire and ice dragons to
reflect fic-related wishes since they both look too much like Pikkon with Piccolo ears in the show.
To venum: When am I going to stop? (blinks). Well, I guess whenever I get to the end and all the main characters get some
form of closure. Although my personal fate is still semi-uncertain at the moment seeing as I graduate this May and transfer
out of my current college to another one after this semester. I definately don't want any of my stories to end up like
Mango Madness's with one more chapter to go. So whenever I do stop I definately promise some form of closure. The 100 years
clip in this fic is only a quick glimpse at the real future. Whatever the last story is, that one will give an entire view of
said future. After this...well I don't think I could ever rid myself of the writing bug so I'd probably do oneshots and or
move to original fiction. I love to write. I seriously doubt I'd move to another fandom like I've seen others do at DA. I can
say for certain that I will definately exist around here regularly til at the very least, late August--when school starts up again. I don't like
to worry too much about what's gonna happen to me or where I'll be, but I'm going to hang around here as long as I possibly
can. Glad you liked the chapter! Randomness is wonderful!
Chuquita: And that finishes up Part 2!
Vegeta: You should be getting to bed so you can get to school tommorow ya know?
Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Haha...yeah. (to audiance) See you sometime next week with Part 3!
Goku: 3 is my favorite number- :)