Metroid Dawn of a New Era

This is gonna be a little odd.

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"We have been guessing the password for hours.." Anthony said.

" I know but we can't give up" Michael said.

Sean leans on the password keyboard.

"PASSWORD EXCEPTED" The computer buzzed.

" Sweet! Who would've thought that that would've worked?" Sean said. " Lets go inside!"

The trio walk into the portal.

" We're here!" Sean yelled.

" What? Thats a rip off. No blinding light, no awsomely generated graphix! No nothing!" Michael said grumpily.

" Oh well lets move on." Sean said running off into the unknown.

They were in the mother ship of the federation. But it wasn't lighted and cozy. It was dark uninviting and there was a horrible draft. Mold was growing on the walls and peices of the ship were falling off. It seemed like they didn't come before the gun was made. They came right in the middle of it. Hopefully Samus Aran was still alive.

" Holy crap..." Michael said " I just cleaned these shoes! And now they have gunk all over them!"

" omfg n00b j00 R Teh sUxoRz LoL" A member of the army was in a room muttering pointless things to himself.

" Oooook, I would like to leave the ship now." Anthony said worrily.

" Whats wrong?" Michael asked

" Well nothing but the arms coming out of the wall and pulling our little freind in over there." Anthony said

" Oh bloody crap." Sean muttered to himself " He probably knew what time period we are in."

" Ok instead of sitting here having a conversation let's save him from the fricken arms! Michael said irritated.

" Good idea" Sean agreed

They put on their machine gun arm attachments and blast the hell out of the arms. Sean wacks the soldier in the head.

" OH FCK!" The soldier yelled puting his hands on his head.

" MY VIRGIN EARS YOU BITCH!" Michael yelled

" Oh come on! I barely even hit you." Sean said

" I know but I got the worst headache on earth and that didn't fricken help." The soldier said.

" Who the hell are you anyway?" Sean said

" Ugh. I Max, Max Fuchs" Max said

" Fuchs as in.." Anthony was cut off by max

" No, its another language." Max said

" Oooook" Anthony said " Fuchs snicker"

" Ugh, anyway." Max said " Who are you guys?"

" Im Sean" Sean said (duh)

" Im Michael" Michael said (duh)

" Im Anthony" Anthony said ( DUH GOSH DAMNIT)

" Ok.. Wait, you are the newborns!" Max said slightly confuzzled

" Huh?" Michael, Sean, and Anthony said at the same time.

" Yeah, but how did you get so big?" Max said still confuzzled.

" We're from the future!" Sean said triumphantly.

" Yeah, we are here to help with the war!" Anthony said " Same as the other squad here"

" Ok, so why are you helping?" Max asked " We are sure to with the war!"

" What are you talking about" Michael asked " They have a giant cannon that just blew this place to bits!"

" Cannon?" Max is confuzzled again " We kamakazied the ship."

" Oh.. That explains why there is still a good chunk of the ship left." Michael said

" I got to get back to the war." Max said " A lot of people think im dead."

" How about you help us." Sean said demandingly

" And now why would I do that?" Max asked

" Because you will be more of a help with us then with the army." Anthony blurded out.

" How so?" Max asked.

" Well.." Sean explained the entire dilemma to Max in about... 10 minutes.

" SUPER CANNON?" Max yelled " Holy crap, we thought we had this war wrapped up."

" Now will you help us" Michael asked.

" Fine, but only if I get credit for helping destroy the cannon" Max said

" Yes, you will." Anthony said

" Ok now that thats over with. Lets go destroy a super cannon!" Sean said

omfg I updated hail me bizatches. Ok yeah this is definately not K+. Thats why I changed the rating . .