I'm at it again! And this time, I'm feeling MUCH better! D The character bashing continues in the 6th chapter of Hate Me, Don't Love Me!

Authoress' Note: I realize that a couple of times in the last chapter I put 'Kumori' instead of Shadow. Well…His real name /is/ Kumori, but I just changed it to 'Shadow' for all you non-Japanesey people out there.

Kumori means Shadow. Got it? Alright, I thought you would!

Disclaimer: I am not the proud owner of this wonderful game. Duh. Figure it out. The only things /I/ own is a couple of manga, and all 51 raw episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist. …I also do not own Mortal Combat. Mu. I also do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.

What? You're asking me what Fullmetal Alchemist is? -sweat drop!- Well…Watch the anime, read the manga…It's good for you, and HIGHLY ADDICTING! Just let me say…Envy is NOT a girl.

Warning: …I'm sorry, but…This chapter could get a little gruesome…Or Sexy…Whatever you want to call it.

………………………..Chapter Six: Mortal Combat: Star Ocean 3 Style……………………………….

"You're going to pay for two bowls of clam chowder!" Shadow swung again, the pole once again clashing with the raw steel. His footwork was fancy, his swings were fast -- but not as graceful and fast as Albel's. Albel forced Shadow back again towards the blackened fireplace, madly but accurately swinging his sword and opposing with the pole and his opponent.

"I don't think so! The old man robbed me of my Fol two days ago!" The fierce warrior swung again, managing to disarm Shadow of his weapon. Staggered, the tailor backed up, his rear bumping against the low set rim of the fireplace.

"It's over!" Albel cried, thrusting his sword at Shadow's head. The younger man cried out, his face paling. As if on instinct, Shadow had crouched fast, allowing Albel's blade to get stuck in the badly built cobblestone walls. "Ooh, too bad!" Shadow sneered, scrambling away at Albel's feet and reaching for his pole. The damask pole had landed on the other side of the room, mainly because Fayt had kicked it over when he had been neutralized.

Fayt watched as Shadow crawled past him, sticking out a leg and tripping the tailor. The black haired man tripped, his arms catching Fayt's leg and being forced underneath him. His chin slammed down onto the ground, pressured through the force of gravity as a trickle of blood ran from the corner of his mouth.

So close…Nngh… Shadow glanced forward, his staff right infront of him. He reached out, only managing to touch it with his fingertips before he was roughly seized by his shoulders, pulled away from his weapon and tossed onto his side. His ribs hurting, Shadow rolled onto his back, propping himself up and staring into deep crimson optics.

The man loomed over him, katana ready for the kill -- poised at Shadow's chest. A booted foot forced itself onto his chest, forcing Shadow down even more. The back of his head pounded against the cobblestone, and pretty soon Shadow's eyes were dilated. His head swam and throbbed, and he could see dots.

"Albel, stop! You're going too far!" Shadow overheard Fayt cry out.

"There's no such thing as 'Too Far', Aquarian. Shut your mouth…" Albel sneered, pressing his boot harder onto Shadow's torso. A ghastly chuckle rumbled back in Albel's vocal cords as he drew the tip upwards, pointing it dangerously close to Shadow's fleshy throat.

"Any last words, scum?" Albel glared down the bridge of a delicate nose, grinning evilly.

Shadow gave a drunken smile in place of a reassuring one, squinting his eyes up at Albel.

A fire crackles, gasping before going out.

Fayt wheezes, holding his breath.

A Lum rears, snorting.

Two young children lose their mother to an illness.

A Glyphian soldier dies at the hands of an angry beaver.

A Grapebind plays Poker with a Succubus.

An angel of Cruxis cleaves the world in two with the Eternal Sword.

Sheena travels to Sylvarant to assassinate the Chosen of Mana.

A dog demon is sealed to a tree.

Roy Mustang fries the hell out of an Ishbalan using alchemy.

A winged pig flies merrily overhead, only to be eaten by a large dragon.

The authoress yawns and goes to play Baldur's Gate.

Time stops.

-A few hours later-

'The World' is invented in Tokyo, Japan.

Ed loses his arm and leg to Human Transmutation and Al loses his whole body.

A mad bomber blows his men to smithereens, and then is condemned to death.

Negi-Sensei gets his blood sucked by shrimpy vampiress Evangeline.

Ta-kun dies because his curry is too spicy.

The Authoress sews her Halloween costume.

A warm summer breeze rolls by in the middle of winter in Airyglyph.

Kanade steals Arou from class.

The Authoress turns and stares at you.

Fayt frees himself from the shackles and eats popcorn.

Cliff gets his royal ass handed to him by Nel.

Mizuki beats Taishi to death with a wooden bat full of nails.

A Hylian boy pulls the Master Sword from a pedestal.

Greed challenges Envy to a drinking contest.

Roy Mustang becomes a pederast.

Seto Kaiba kicks a stubborn boy's ass at Dance Dance Revolution.

Belldandy grants a teenager's wish.

Ranma is kicked by Ayame.

Sin demolishes Kilika.

Yoh and Hao are locked in a face-off.

Bananas spoil in the sun.

A tidal wave floods New York.

The Rock stars in Doom, which is grossly inaccurate.

The Authoress begins to get bored of typing this crap,

Three bunny girls play poker.

Naruto accidentally locks lips with Sasuke.

The Authoress' sister yawns.

Shawn plays .hack continuously.

Trinity gets impaled by a pole.

OH NOES! Raine's afraid of water!

Colette tells Lloyd to look down a hole.

Evil Betty makes bad jokes about Taco Bell.

Bana na na na…Neo….Bana nana nana na….Sporin.

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Wrath ish gunna eat j00.

Aliens invade the world…They're French.

The Authoress loses a sock.

Ed is too short to use real weapons.

Alucard blows a hole through Celes' chest with his gun. (Wheee!)

Arou tells Kanade that he likes her.

OMG CHEESE!

Sauron owns the one ring…TO RULE THEM ALL! (Okay, sorry, bad pun.)

Shadow stares up at Albel, pushes the sword off of him and squirms away and out the door like an inchworm. /Very/ ungracefully, and shuts the door behind him.

Fayt and Albel blink helplessly, then look at each other. "…How am I supposed to get a perfect bad guy ending if the victim doesn't say anything?" Albel asked, a bit annoyed at Shadow.

Fayt shrugged, throwing away his empty popcorn bin and standing back up, locking himself in the shackles again. "Anyway…Where were we before he came in?" The bluenette blinked at the dark haired warrior, who inclined his head back and leered at him, showing lustful intent.

"Let me think…" Albel purred, sheathing his sword with his mechanical arm and rubbing his chin with his good arm's hand. "Ah, yes…I remember now." The Captain of the Black Brigade turned, advanced upon Fayt and slamming his claws into the wall beside his head, causing the room to quake lightly and echo with the sound of impact.

"I believe we were right…" Albel leaned down, parting his lips and allowing the tip of his tongue to poke out, the moist muscle running up and down Fayt's tender cheek. "…Here…" Fayt couldn't help but moan. The man's breath felt so warm…So good…on his cheek. It was just…So right…It couldn't be wrong, could it?

For the second time in this story, their lips collided, locking together. They were like that for a while, Albel teasing Fayt with his fingers. In fact, if Fayt was just a bit younger, Albel would be a pederast, no?

…………………-Authoress: What the shiz?-…………………

With a slow, ebbing motion Albel took Fayt's shirt by the zipper, ever so gradually pulling the fastener down. The blunette gasped, for some reason out of breath as he looked into the crimson eyes of his captor. Never before had he seen such passion in those eyes. It embarrassed him just a little bit, but he managed to keep his head up high.

Albel let out a ghastly chuckle, letting it vibrate back in his vocal cords. "You silly boy…Such a nice body…" The Captain of the Black Brigade bent forward, nuzzling Fayt's bare chest. "It's not fair…" Fayt gasped again as Albel's tongue flickered over the tender skin of his torso. The expression on Albel's face was one of pure joy, albeit the look in his eyes showed pure excitement -- lust -- greed…

"The sins God had forbade…Oh God…Apris…Forgive me…" Fayt mumbled, arching his back slightly in yearning. "I…I can't!" He suddenly screamed out. In ecstasy or not, it didn't matter now.

Albel pulled away from the teenager just as Saruka blasted her way through the door. "Lord Albel and slave, you must flee! Two renegades have broken into the castle, against the King's will! I don't know…"

"Don't know what, little missy?" Came a rough, manly voice.

Everybody in the room, including Saruka, turned and stared up at the newcomer.

"You came!"

Fayt's cry rang loud and clear, and Albel suddenly felt a tear opening up in the corner of his heart.

……………………………End

I hoped you liked this chapter! Didn't take me as long as I thought it would. I'm regaining my sense of creativity, and everything is motivation!

Including my new pajamas! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!