Erik was plaiting his new catgut Punjab when...
Gerik enters room, looking smug
Kate follows
Kat who appears from the kitchen with waffles...
Kate runs over to get one
Kate: is munching
But finds them stuff with arsenic meant for Gerik
(Erik's orders)
Kate: collapses, foaming at the mouth
Gerik: stares
Gerik continues to stare
10 mins later...
Gerik: is a prize plum
Gerik: oh my god!
Gerik: finally twigs
Decides 2 perform CPR
Kate: mysteriously comes to from CPR
Kate: snogs Gerik for 2 hours
Kate: is v.v.v. happy
Me and Erik watch
Gerik: is bewildered
Erik: Doesn't she need to breathe?
Kat: ...
Kat: wonders if Erik is getting ideas...
Erik: starts humming
Kat: decides he is definitely getting ideas
Kat: meh
Kate: winks at kat
Katie: mouths 'go for it!'
Gerik: huffs
Gerik: breathes
Gerik: is being squished
Kat: is snogged
Gerik: pushes Kate off
Kat: faints
Erik: gives CPR
Kat: wakes
Kat: faints again
Kat: looks mischievous
Kate: looks sadly over at Gerik, who is standing in a corner, looking moody
Kate: sits on own, looking forlorn
Kate: shows a little bit of cleavage
Gerik:...
Gerik: stares
Kate: moohaha
Kat: thumbs up
Erik: continues to snog
Kate: sits forlornly
Kate: fiddles with blouse
Gerik: continues to stare at cleavage
Kate: starts to sing
Gerik: stares at cleavage
Kate: is pissed
Kate: slaps Gerik
Gerik: stares at cleavage
Kate: moves off to other part of room
Kate: finds Punjab around waist
Kate: is pulled towards Gerik
Gerik: growls playfully
Kat and Erik: yet to surface
OMG Kat I'm worried!
lol
Kate: looks angrily into Gerik's laaaahhvely eyes
You kissed for 2 hours
hee hee
No, I'm worried about your sick mind!
hehe
Gerik: stealthily pushes Kate's skirt up
Gerik: is slapped again
OMFG!
hehe
Me evil
is seriously worried
heh heh
Let us continue
I can be worse
... don't
moohaha
Waffles: have gone cold
Kat and Erik: still snogging
Kate and Gerik: snogging
Everyone: is happy
Kate: pushes Gerik away
Kate: thinks Gerik is playing mind games
Kate: is no longer happy
Kat: knows Erik is playing mind games
Kate: moves off once again to other part of room
Kate: sings to self again
Kat: tries 2 go comfort Kate
Kat: finds Erik in the way
Kat: wrenches mouth from Erik's
Kat; can now breath
breathe
heh heh
Erik goes off to sulk
gerik: is sulkin
kat nd kate; hehe
Kate: is still singing
Kat: joins in out of tune
Kat: stops singing
singing
Kat: learns how to spell
Kat and Kate: decide to make some more waffles
But not tell the boys
Kat and Kate: go to kitchen
(is funny describing Erik and Gerik as "boys")
heh heh
'tis
Kat and Kate: make a mess
Kat and Kate: decide they need Erik's help
Erik: appears
Kat and Kate: are splattered with waffle mix
Gerik: offers to lick it off Kate
Kate: is freaked
Gerik: is slapped. Again
Kate: declines offer
Kat: struggles to resist Erik, how is humming as he cooks
Kate: slaps Kat and gives her earplugs
Kat: at
who
Gerik: remains sulking in corner
Gerik: sing ponr
Kate: unwittingly allows her eyes to stray over to Gerik
Kat and Kate: simper
Kate: loves that song
So does Kat
Kate: is excited
Erik: glares
Kate: casually wanders over to Gerik
Kat; tires
tries
Kate: begins to sing Christine's part
Kat; is stopped by Erik
Erik: is immensely jealous
Erik; wonders if it's childish to chuck waffle mixture at Gerik
Erik: frankly doesn't care
erik: chucks
Gerik: is covered
Kat and Kate: retreat from kitchen
Kate: sidles over and offers to guard the bathroom door while he showers (lock is broken)
Kate: has a dirty mind
Kate: is turning into Kat
hahahaha
I'm not as bad yet
Erik: asks for sponge bath
Kat: refuses
Jesus
refuses
You say I'm bad now!
lol
Kate: guards door meekly
Kate: is egged on by Kat
Kate: peers in on naked Gerik
Kate: faints in happiness
Kat!
That is so naughty!
hehe
I wasn't going to have that happen!
Like I believe that
Kate: regains consciousness
Kat
You talk like a 21 year old!
I never thought you were like that lol
Wise beyond my years love
Lolz
Oooh
Me too
Sometimes heh heh
Like a white speedo swimming costume
Anyway
Let us carry on
Shall we scrap that bit?
Erik: thanks Kate for speedo idea
Erik; puts 1 on
Gerik; will not be beaten
Kate: has to avert eyes
THE SWIMSUIT CONTEST
Kat: doesn't bother
Erik and Gerik; parade around in speedos
Kate and Kat; cannot decide whether to avert eyes or not
kate nd kat; stare
kate: quickly averts eyes
Kate: is not as bad as Kat... as long as she isn't being egged on by Kat
Kat; sees Kate peek around her fingers
Kat
Kat; raises eyebrow
Erik and Gerik; get bored
We leave
Kate: is bright red with embarrassment
Erik and Gerik; try to get Kat and Kate into bikinis
Kate and Kat; refuse to wear bikinis
Uh huh
oki
5 mins later:
Will have to re-read at some point
lol
Kate and Kat: are in bikinis
Kate and Kat; have no memory of how they got into bikinis
Erik and Gerik; look v happy
Kate: runs to bathroom
Kate: barricades door
Back in 5
Kat: is back
Kat: is freaked that Kate didn't know she was hopeless romantic
Kat; realizes she is still in bikini
Kate; still barricaded in bathroom
Kat; runs to bedroom;
Kat; thinks better of it and runs to kitchen
Kat; wonders where Kate is
Kate: whispers fervently 'I'm in here'
Kat; wonders if Kate has learnt ventriloquism
Kate: wonders wrong
Kate: whispers 'bathroom'
Kat; runs to bathroom
Kat and Kate; barricaded in bathroom
Kat and Kate; need to think of revenge
Kat; send in the Raouls
Kat; hehehe
Kate; does not like idea
Kat; puts on brave face and pretends to simper over Raoul
Erik; glares
Kat; glares back
Kate: cowers
Kate; will not be Raoulified
Kate; simpers over the Persian
Gerik; pouts
Kate: looks longingly at Gerik
Kate; but is still pissed
Kate; will resist
Gerik: catches Kate's eyes, and winks
kate; melts
kate: then glares
gerik; pouts
Kat; finds Raoul dead in her arms
Kat; will not be defeated
Kat; simpers over Philippe who has mysteriously risen from the dead
Kat; cannot spell Philippe
Kate; has disappeared in a poof
Kat; is a little freaked now
Kat; is surrounded by the Persian, Erik, Gerik and Philippe
Kat; ...help
Kate; helps Kat battle out of closing ring of Erik, Gerik, Philippe and the Persian
Who from now on shall just be called Persian
now
Kat; wonders if she actually wanted to be saved
Kat; meh
Kat and Kate; re-retreat to bathroom
Kate (to Kat): what do we do?
Kat; it's your turn for ideas
Kat; has an idea
Kat and Kate: look around
Kate and Kate: look at each other
Kat and Kate simultaneously: WHAT DID THEY DO WITH OUR CLOTHES?
Kat; is pissed
Kate: is too
Kat; has a v good plan
Kate:...
Kat; we attach a playboy to the end of a fishing rod
den lock dem all in da kitchen
Then order a pizza and let the smell waft
Moohaha
Kate: ... what is a playboy?
Kat; jaw drops
Kate: looks worried
Kat; every heard of FHM?
Kate: yes
Unfortunately
Well playboy is the magazine they all aspire to become
Oh
Uh... right
Kate: has look of dawning comprehension
Kate: OH!
Kat; slow claps
Kate: but what do we do about our clothes?
der probs in da bedroom
yeah
They probs wanted us to go there
But if they're locked in the kitchen, it should be safe to retrieve them
...hypothetically
Ya
Well, let's try the plan anyway
Playboy and fishing rod: appear
Kate: ...
Kat; I not as normal as first appears
Kate: ...
Kat; shall we just try plan?
Kate:... oki
Men; ooooo...Jordan!
Kat and Kate: roll eyes
Plan; a success
Kat and Kate; sneak into bedroom
success
Dahhling
..Shut up
Clothes; on far side of room
Kat and Kate; run to pile
Clothes; are not ours
Clothes; resemble Chicago ones
Just shorter
In all directions
Kat and Kate: look at each other worriedly
Door; slams
Erik and Gerik; in room
Kat and Kate: those sick son of a...
kat nd kate; underestimated erik nd gerik
Kat and Kate: are red
With embarrassment
Kat; is worried bout what comes next
Kat; oh dear
Kate: is worried too
erik nd gerik; produce pujabs
silk punjabs
Kat and Kate; resist urge to faint
Ewwww
Bondage
Kat and Kate: are very, VERY worried about the two boys' motives
Kat; insists that if Erik HAS to be kinky with a silk Punjab, then she's having HER clothes back
Kate: is too worried to speak
Erik; gives her boob tube and short shorts
Kat; taps foot
Erik; grumbles
Kate: is still incapable of speech
Erik; gives spaghetti sleeve top and figure hugging peddle pushers
Kat; meh
Kat; best I'm gonna get
katie; speechless
gerik; grins
katie; snaps outta it
Kate; you too jackass
Gerik; glares at Kat
Kat; would like Kate to participate in story
Oh
Sorry
Kate: is waiting
Kate: receives leather corset and suspenders
Kate: slaps Gerik
Gerik; is slapped
Kate: yeah, I said MY clothes
Kate; next time it'll be in the balls
Kate; but with a knee
...or a stiletto heel, your choice
Gerik: scowls
Kat; gives him the finger
Kate: hi-fives Kat
Kate; receives clothes identical to Kat's
Kate: scowls
Kate: is that the best I'm gonna get?
Kat; uh huh
Gerik: unless you want the corset back...
kate glares
kate: okay, okay!
gerik; protects balls
hehe
kate: rolls eyes
kate: uh... A little privacy, guys?
Boys: remain where they are
Looking eager
Are both slapped?
V hard
Kat; DONT MAKE US TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS!
Boys; scarper
Kate: uh... what she said!
Kat and Kate: hi-five
Girls; change v quickly before they come back
Kate: okay, let's find our REAL clothes
Incinerator; smokes
Kat; bugger
Ah well
Kate and Kat: noooooooooooo
I was about to suggest that, great minds think alike lol
Better than a corset and a boob tube
Lolz
Ya
Boys come in looking kinky
kinky
Girls; find silk pun jabs around their waists
Girls; are pulled towards boys
Girls; meh
Btw
What ARE the boys wearing?
...lets not think of that
... Good idea
Probs the speedos
...ew
Kat; find self in Erik's arms
Kat; tries to resist
Kate: is writhing madly, trying to escape
Kat; change back into Don Juan costume and then I'll melt
Erik; runs off to change
Gerik: how 'bout you put on the Aminta one?
Erik; comes back with Aminta dress
Kate: is worried
Kat; bit more covering than what we're wearing now
Kat; shoos boys off as girls change again
Kate:... yeah...
Kate: doesn't this show WAY too much cleavage?
...rather have your corset?
Kat: changes
Kate:... good point
Kate; changes
Boys; come just to late to see us changing
Boys; are disappointed
Girls; end up boy's arms
Boys; cheer
Up
Yo? Kate?
Hey
Girls; are snogged
Kate: is looking worried again
Kate: is snogged
Kat; has melted
Kate: tries to wriggle away
Kate: fails
kate; watches kat nd erik in horror
Kate; noooo! Kat! Resist!
Kate; is too late
late
Kate: looks worried again
Kate: will get worry lines
Kate: decides to stop looking worried
Kat; does to seem to be breathing
Erik; notices
Kat; surfaces
Kat; gasps for breath
Kate: is now cooperating fully with Gerik
Lol
Erik; dives in for another kiss
Kat and Kate; are getting touched up
Kat and Kate; don't notice
Erik and Gerik; think they're in heaven
Kate: realizes that she is being touched up
kate: knees gerik in the balls
gerik: groans
Kate: rescues Kat
Kat; is v grateful
Erik; is kicked in balls
Erik and Gerik; now in lot of pain
Kate and Kat: storm off in a huff
Kat: finds a piano
Kat: plays
Kate: sings
Kat; starts playing poto
Kate; stares
Kat: what?
Kat; I can't resist
Kate: shrugs
Kate: sings along
Gerik: comes over and sings his part
Erik; starts singing Ponr
Kat and Kate; NOT FAIR!
Gerik; glares at Erik
Gerik: starts to sings MOTN
Kate: goes over to Erik
Kate: is touched by an angel of music. Lots
Kat; is v jealous