At this time, John Madden came in to the fight but before he did he did a little play-by-play. He stated why this whole fight didn't make any real sense and used his play-by play screen to recap what had happened He got to the end of his spiel when Predator smashed his screen.
"Oh, so…so…so that's how it gonna be huh?" John Madden said. "Well bring it on, bitch."
"Oh no you don't!" Russell Crowe exclaimed, "He's mine and Oim gonna foight 'im."
"Bring it on you womanly baby!"
"No one ever colls Russell Crowe a womanly baby, 'ho the 'ell d'ya think you a'?"
"It's on now!"
Russell Crowe and John Madden got into an all out brawl while Predator stood by and let the fight continue. "I never knew that I was so popular," Predator thought. "Even after that flop Alien vs. Predator. I mean sure I was in it but come on! They could've used some lighting."
During Crowe and Madden's brawl, John grabbed Crowe's leg, Crowe grabbed John's esophagus, John bit Crowe's ear, Crowe chewed off John's eyebrows, John took out his appendix, and Crowe gave John a colonic irrigation; believe it.
After a few minutes of fighting, Predator picked the both of them up by their tattered and torn shirts and said, "Do you guys know why we are fighting in the first place?"
"No," they said together.
"No, I mean, why are we fighting?" Predator asked again. "Is there a real reason why we're fighting?"
"I don't really think so," John Madden said.
"The only reason Oi foight is because Oi 'ave sum anger issues," Russell Crowe said.
"Aw, forget it," Predator said, "I think I'll just go back to kicking your guys' asses." Predator threw them on the ground and started wailing on them.
Tupac Shakur came by in his super flying car and landed right by Predator, Madden, and Crowe. " 'sup N-words!" he said.
"Hey Tupac," Predator said.
"Hey, I thought you were dead," John Madden said.
"You thought wrong, bitch."
"Woi do you 'ave a floying ca'?" Crowe asked.
"Because of all the money I've made after my 'death'."
"Why did you say 'N-word'?" Madden asked.
"Because, man, I still have to watch what I say; I don't want the FCC to be all up in my ass and finding out I'm not dead. Do you know what that'll do to my record sales"
"Works for me," Predator said.
"Anyways," Tupac said, "I came to bust a cap in yo' asses." He pulled out his gat and shot Crowe and Madden in the ass. "Oh, Predator, you's comin' to that party later, right?"
"Hells yeah," Predator said, "As soon as I'm finished with these assholes."
"Aight, then," Tupac said and flew off in his car.
Meanwhile, Tony Montana came up behind Predator and said, "So you fraternizing with the enemy, huh?"
"Oh, shit, it's Tony Montana," Predator exclaimed.
"So, you gonna screw me over, huh?" Tony said as he pulled out his AK-47 from under his coat.
"Hey, let's talk things over now."
"You mess with me, you mess with the best; say hello to my little friend." Tony opened fire on the three of them he shot up Russell Crowe and John Madden but he didn't hit Predator.
"Well, it…it…it appears that I am bleeding to death," John Madden said, "so I guess that is what that's all about."
But all was not lost for Mark Hamil came in with his light saber and cut off Tony Montana's right arm.
"I'll still be alright," Tony said reassuringly. Hamil cut Tony's other arm off. "I can still use a gun," he said as he picked up his 47 with his teeth.
Little did Hamil know, Tom Hanks was sneaking up behind him, ready to shank him with a machete. Tom Hanks jumped in for the kill; he had Mark Hamil in his sights—smack. A bag of popcorn hit him in the face; some hecklers threw it at him.
"You suck, Tom Hanks," one of the hecklers said.
"Yeah, your movie, the Terminal, was as funny as an ulcer," the other said, starting to laugh.
But where Tom Hanks failed, others succeeded. That's right: Jimmy Dean, James Dean, James Monroe, Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Manson, Shirley Manson, Charles Manson, the Manson Family, the Adams Family, John Adams, John Kerry, Carrie White, Andrew White, Andrew Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, George Moore, George Burns, Mr. Burns, Burnie Burns, and Bernie Mac all came out of nowhere and brought Mark Hamil down.
Meanwhile, King Kong was still fighting Freeman and Sammus when Rei Ayanami tackled King Kong in her Eva and a Covenant Elite attacked Gordon and Sammus. The Strider that took out O.J.'s car came by and started firing on King Kong and Rei. Rei took out the Strider but she was greeted by the Witch King. He hurled his mace into King Kong's face and his blood sprayed everywhere.
Count Olaf was passing through saying, "At last, I finally got those blasted Baudelaire orphan's money. Now, what do I want to spend it on?"
"Yoink," Mr. Burns said as he took the money from Olaf's hands. "I'll be taking the money now," he said as he ran off.
"Over my dead body," Olaf swore as he ran after Burns.
The chase didn't last very long, as the both of them grew tired of running and needed a rest. Everyone who was involved in the fight (except for Boss Hogg, O.J. Simpson, George Clooney, Russell Crowe, and John Madden) was still fighting when the Mad Hatter shouted, "TRADE PLACES!"
Everyone immediately stopped fighting who they were fighting and started fighting someone else. It was utter chaos; the body count was rising, until the Mad Hatter shouted, "TRADE PLACES!" and everyone started fighting someone else.