Now Ashlee Simpson came up and got on her own stage. "Hey everyone," she said, "I'm gonna sing a new song that I wrote about what's going on here."
Everyone screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" but she went on with it.
When she started singing, everyone that was in the fight started to cover their ears and flail on the ground. The only ones who weren't doing this were four or five of her fans that came to see her perform. Even the two hecklers that heckled Tom Hanks were covering their ears.
One of the hecklers said, "Man, this song makes me wanna la-la-lop my head off," and both the hecklers laughed.
Ironically, the Headless Horseman came in and did what no one else could do: he cut her head off. "That'll teach you not to blame others for your own mistakes," he said while carrying her head and throwing it into the crowd.
The other fighters cheered for him when he did this…and continued on fighting each other. The Witch King came down and started to attack the onlookers but he didn't expect to be stopped by Col. Roy Mustang. He used his fire alchemy to put the Witch King in his place, even if he did get hit in the face by the Witch Kings giant mace. Later, Hillary Duff came on stage to sing one of her own songs, but she got pushed off stage by Madonna.
"Step aside little girl," she said. "Let an experienced singer sing; so let's Vogue and listen to me sing my newest single."
Her music started up but Zabuza came in, took out his long sword and cut (no pun intended) her short by slicing her through her abdomen.
"How could you do this to me?" Madonna asked as her blood started flowing out of her, "I'm British!"
"Real British people don't pump their gas in the nude," Zabuza said.
J.K. Rowling came in and cast a spell on Madonna to make her whole again.
"Thank you," Madonna said, "we British people have to stick together."
"I didn't do it because of that," Rowling said, "I just wanted to see him cut you in half again, besides you're not really British anyways."
Zabuza cut Madonna in half again as both he and Rowling laughed at Madonna's pain. A girl about ten years old came up to Rowling and said, "You're J.K. Rowling aren't you?"
"Why yes I am, young Muggle," she said.
"Could you tell me how the Harry Potter series ends?" the girl asked.
"He grows up to be a powerful wizard and marries you, is that what you wanted to hear?"
The little girl swooned and said, "Yes."
"Pathetic," Rowling said.
"Tell me about it," Lord Voldemort said as he walked by.
Mike Tyson ran up and knocked Zabuza over. "So, you think you're better than me, cuttin' people in half like that?" Mike asked.
"Actually I am, head case," Zabuza said.
"Hey, only my mama calls me a head case, demon boy!"
"And only my mama calls me demon boy!"
They both started boxing each other and Mike bit off Zabuza's right ear. "Ha ha, take that ya little bi…" Mike said before Zabuza threw him across the street and into the local Tipton Hotel.
Mr. Moseby was walking by when Mike came flying in. "Listen, you: this is not one of you fighting arenas," Moseby said.
Mike ran out of there to take on Zabuza again but was thrown back in to the Tipton, nearly hitting Mr. Moseby. "Maybe…I'll just stay out of the way," Mr. Moseby said.
Mike ran out again only to be thrown back in the Tipton and knocking down a vase in the process. Mr. Moseby gasped and said, "That was an antique; that's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy."
Moseby approached Mike and said, "Listen you…boxing…person: you better have the money to pay for that vase or there will be severe consequences."
"Oh yeah, what are ya gonna do: sissy-slap me?" Mike asked and started to laugh.
Moseby punched Mike in the face and Mike nearly fell over. "You caught me off guard that time," he said, "but next time I'll…"
Moseby hit him in the face again.
"Okay, now I'm really mad; this time you're gonna…"
Moseby hit him in the face for the third time, knocking some of his teeth out in the process.
"Ooh, you knocked out my teeph," Mike said, writhing in pain, "How am I supposed to box if I can't bite people?"
Moseby grabbed Mike, grabbed him by his neck and shorts, and threw him out of the Tipton. "And don't let me catch you around here again, you hooligan!"