School is sucking the creative and the funny out of me, so sorry if I take a long time. But hey, has anyone else besides me heard 'La Tortura' by Shakira? That song is freaking Spanish! And very catchy! (starts dancing to the music) But the music video is really weird and kind of dirty. (shrugs) REVIEWS! Dude, what's the Spanish word for reviews?
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Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, and all that jazz. Quit rubbing it in.
"GAWR!" Lenny screeched, shoving people aside to get the green actor. "IT'S AWLMOST TIME TO STAWRT AND TERRA'S NAUGHT HERE! WHERE IS SHE?"
Gar looked over to Lenny, cocking an eyebrow at his expression. Whenever Lenny got angry, he kind of got this monkey-ish look to him. It was kind of weird. "Len, you've got the monkey look again," Gar said in a lazy voice, sipping his coffee (yes, coffee) and looking over the script. Lenny immediately changed his expression. He knew the money face all too well.
"Right," he said, rubbing the back of his head. "Well, where is she?"
Gar shrugged. "Probably sleeping the rehearsal room thingy or something. She fell asleep half way through our rehearsal," he explained. Lenny cocked an eyebrow. "And…why didn't you wake her up?" he asked. Gar gave Lenny a Raven look. "She just came out of a rock, Len. She's tired, I guess."
Lenny shook his head. "I should have thought," he said. "But right now you have a scene to do. Wake her up now."
"I'm not going inside that room!" Gar said, disgusted. "You saw it! It's like…home of the mole people or something weird like that."
Lenny cocked an eyebrow at him. "Mole people?" he asked skeptically. "Well, I've never heard that one before. Tell you what, if it makes you feel any better, I'll go with ya."
"I'm not scared," Gar growled. "Of course you're not," Lenny chuckled. "Come on. Follow me, Gawrfield." He emphasized Gar's real name to make it sound more child-like.
"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen," Gar let the name drag in a whine. "Don't call me that. It feels so weird." Truthfully, it reminded him more of his parents.
When he was young, his mother would call him that. 'Garfield, dear' was what she would say.
Gar sighed. Man, he missed them. He hoped that they would be proud of him, living his dream and all.
"Helloooooooooooooooo, Earth to Gawr? Anyone in theyre?" Lenny waved a hand in front of his face.
"Huh? What? I'm under arrest?" the green actor snapped out of his daze. Then he remembered: have to get Terra awake. He grinned evilly. 'Or should I say, Clown Terra,' he thought, cackling under his breath.
"Right," he said. "We need to get Terra, don't we?" Lenny nodded slowly. "Yes, Gawr, we do," he said. "We've needed to get for the past five minutes."
"Oh yeah!" Gar said. "I knew that!"
Lenny shook his head as if Gar was crazy. "Yes, of course you knew dat," he said sarcastically. "Now come on. This scene ain't gonna act itself out." He shoved a few of the extras out of his way so he could get to the rehearsal room.
"Of course," Gar said with a smirk, following suit. "But I'm not so sure you'll like what you see."
"You speak nonsense, Gawr," Lenny said, twisting the handle on door. "Do I, now?" Gar asked, peering inside the room.
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
"Hmmm," Lenny mused. "I don't see anyone." It was true. The room looked completely human-free. "Gawr, I thought you said Terra was in here."
"She is," the former titan said, pointing to a large blanket-covered heap on the floor. It was on the far end of the room, blending in perfectly with the rest of the crap. "Under the blanket."
Lenny squinted, trying to pick out the yellow coated heap. "Oh, there it is," he said, satisfied. He scrunched up his eyes. "But what in the world is that noise? It sounds like a lion on the verge of death." Gar grinned. "That would be Terra's snoring. There's no stopping it. I'm sorry."
Lenny grunted lazily and began to step carefully around the rest of the junk, tripping over a box or a heap of clothing every so often. Gar followed him, mainly because he wanted to see the priceless look on both Lenny and Terra's faces.
Finally, after much stumbling, the mustachioed fat man finally made it to the far end of the room. Gar had made a small path for himself to get over more easily.
"Terra," Lenny said firmly, kicking the heap. The inhuman snoring stopped, but the evil blonde wench did not wake up. "Terra," he said again, this time kneeling down and poking her. "Five more minutes…" came the muffled reply. Lenny rolled his eyes and tried to pull the blanket off of her, but she just yanked it back. "You're not taking this blankie without a fight," she mumbled incoherently.
"Blankie?" Gar snorted. "Who the heck uses the word 'blankie' anymore?" "Little kids do, so shut up," Terra retorted bitterly. Gar cocked an eyebrow at the heap. "Terra, your like twenty or something," he said. "What's your point?" she asked.
"Terra, is there something you don't want us to see?" Lenny asked in a child-sympathy voice. "No!" she said quickly, stuttering. "Of course not! What in the world gave you that idea?"
"She's hiding something from us, Len," Gar said, taking a fistful of the blanket in his hand. "I think you're right, Gawr," Lenny agreed, taking another fistful. "One…" Terra fidgeted uncomfortably underneath the blanket. "Two…" This was going to be fun. "Three!"
Lenny and Gar ripped the fuzzy yellow 'blankie' off of Terra's body, revealing a clown garbed actress!
Terra's hair was stuffed into a frizzy multicolored wig, small bits of blonde sticking out. Solid white makeup was caked onto her face, smeared around to make it look like she was painfully disfigured.
There was bright red lipstick smothered all over her lips and cheeks (he couldn't find any red blush), and noticeable blue and purple eye shadow all over her eyelids and eyebrows. She had a thick amount of mascara on, making her lashes droop a bit. Oh, and we can't forget that evil red clown nose that scares little kids (and me as well).
But the thing that made Gar laugh the hardest was her wardrobe…
She was wearing a huge multicolored pinstripe outfit, the stripes of color running wild along the fabric. Abnormally large white buttons held the outfit together, and also succeeded in making it even more stupid-looking. The outfit was probably seven sizes to big for the likes of Terra, and part of it dropped off her shoulder, revealing whatever she had on when Gar had arrived. On her feet were those huge clunky Ronald McDonald the Clown shoes. It was hilarious, and as Gar predicted, Lenny's expression was priceless.
"Holy crap!" Gar laughed. He was rolling on the floor, holding his sides. How he managed to speak, I would never know. "Terra, oh my God! You look like some deranged psycho straight out of a lame horror movie! Haha!"
Terra's entire face was flushed. You could see her face burning through the white face make-up, and if you didn't know any better, it would have looked like she had first degree burns.
Lenny's mouth was agape, his left eye twitching. "Terra…" he breathed. "What in the world happened to you?" He was close to laughing himself.
"I don't know," she said. "I felt someone kicking me in the side after I had woken up, and then I noticed that I was in this…get up." "So you didn't do this?" Lenny asked. Terra glared at him. "Why in the name of all that is good would I do this to myself?" she demanded. Lenny shrugged. "It could happen!" he said. "Unless…"
He turned to face Gar, who was still laughing. "Aww, Len!" he said. "You should have seen the look on your face! I swear, that could've been a Kodak moment!" He continued to laugh, but then noticed Terra and Lenny's eyes on him. He stopped. "What?"
"Anything you'd like to tell us, Gawr?" Lenny growled. The green actor thought for a moment. "Hmm…not really. OH WAIT!" he said. "Yes I do! I needed to tell you that my girlfriend, Raven's gonna be stopping by today, so I want you all to be on your best behavior. Okay?"
The two others stared at him. "You have a girlfriend?" Lenny asked. "Raven's your girlfriend?" Terra asked, scowling. "YES I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" Gar screeched. JEEZ!"
Lenny stared. "I never thought I'd see the day," he said. "But, we have a scene to do. You can have time with your girlfriend when she gets here. Alright?"
Gar rolled his eyes. "Whatever," he mumbled. "Let's get this over with."
Meanwhile, Terra had pulled off the clown suit and the wig. She walked around in McDonald shoes before finally kicking them off. "How the heck am I supposed to get this junk off my face?" she asked, pointing at the make-up.
"Uhh, that might not happen," Gar said, grinning sheepishly. Terra pulled off the clown nose. "What do you mean by that?" she asked.
"Ay Len!" shouted one of the people who were working on the set. He peeked in the room to find the three people standing there. Terra had turned around so no one would see her face.
"Whatcha need Earl?" Lenny asked, facing the man. "I can't find my superglue, ay. I thought I put somewhere near the scripts, but I can't find it no more." Lenny's face dropped at the mention of missing superglue. Gar's words came into his mind
'Uhh, that might not happen…"
"Gawr," he growled. "May I have a word with you?" Gar's eyes shot around the room. "Umm…"
"Aw, here it is, ay!" Earl said happily, picking a bottle of superglue off of the make-up stand. "Hmm…it looks like it's been mixed with the makeup, ay. I pity the next person who has to put this stuff on. It ain't gonna come off!"
"WHAT?" Terra screeched, whirling around in a fit of rage. Her face looked contorted. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WON'T COME OFF!"
"There's superglue mixed into it!" Earl said matter-of-factly. "It won't come off. Well…not for a long time anyway. But that's if you're lucky." He suddenly got a good look at Terra's clown-a-fied face. "And Miss Markov, you're gonna need all the luck in the world!" He walked off laughing.
The blonde girl fumed noticeably. "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?" she shrieked. She stomped around the room like an angry bison. "I DIDN'T EVEN PUT ON ANY MAKEUP ON!"
"Didn't put any makeup on? Heh…funny story…" Gar said nervously. The idiot blonde soon caught on to what Gar was saying. "You. Did. Not." Terra hissed, glaring. Her costar laughed awkwardly. "It wasn't all my fault," he said convincingly. "I mean, Earl let me get away with it! He didn't even notice the superglue was missing until I committed the crime!" Ooh, he let it slip.
"A likely story," Terra growled. "But you are still a suspect!" Ha! She was too blonde to even realize he was confessing! But Lenny did…
"Terra, did you even here what he just said?" he asked. "Yes I did," she said. "He said that Earl didn't even notice the superglue was gone until…he committed…YOU TRICKED ME!"
Gar rolled on the floor as he laughed, clutching his sides. "YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!" he shrieked. His laughing had echoed through the building.
Terra sized up to her full height. "You'd better mouth your shut! I mean shut your mouth!" she commanded. Gar didn't stop laughing. "I MEAN IT!" she screeched.
"I'M SUFFOCATING!" Gar replied, still laughing, and choking. Well, he was laughing and choking UNTIL Terra slammed her foot into his stomach. Then he was howling in pain!
"HOLY FUDGE MONKEYS!" he shrieked, holding his gut. "THAT FREAKING HURT!"
Terra loomed over him with an angry look. "Ooh, that is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to-"
A small 'eep' interrupted her speech. Gar craned his neck backwards to see one of the extras staring at them. She looked to be about fourteen with really blonde hair. "Ohmygawd," she said quickly. Then out of the blue, she started bawling.
A fourteen-year-old blonde boy came over and patted her on the back. "It's okay, Mandy," he said sympathetically. He glared at Terra and Gar. "No it's not!" Mandy wailed. "Ohmygawd, there is like, no hope for them! (you're right Mandy! No hope at all :begins to beat a Terra doll with a bazooka: )"
The boy led her slowly away from the rehearsal room. "Look what you've done!" the boy hissed at Gar and Terra.
"Yes, you two," Lenny growled. "Look what you've done."
How did you guys like that? I tried to add humor in there, and Angel-Born-In-Hell, sorry if I got too descriptive on Terra clown. Raven's arrival in the next chapter. Suggestions are greatly appreciated!
And to all of you who are waiting for the next chapter of He's Back, I almost have that done. You won't be waiting long, my minions! Joking...
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