Category: Attempted Humour. The weirdest crossover ever, with 'The Weakest Link!
Spoilers: None really, just harmless ramble. A couple of characters mentioned from season four, but out of context.
Season/Sequel info: Set anywhere, it doesn't really matter, although previous knowledge of some of the characters involved would mean you got more of the attempted jokes.
Rating: PG, and that's going a bit over the top.
Content Warnings: Nothing, except badly written parody without a plot.
Summary: What? It's supposed to have a story line? Oops! Anyway, it's basically when a few of our friends (and enemies) from our favourite TV series go on the UK TV show, 'The Weakest Link'. That sounds fun…
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this wonderful stuff. Unfortunately. I wish I did, but the lucky devils at ShowTime, Gecko and MGM have the pleasure, so I guess I'll just have to be content with doing what I do now, writing for fun. I don't get any money for it either. Sigh. And I don't own 'The Weakest Link' either. Thanks to the BBC for letting me play around with that. Oh, and they don't give me any money either, damn!
Author Comment: It's silly, like my fairytales. But it's a crossover. Yeah, well, we'll see where it goes...
"Hello, and welcome to this special edition of 'The Weakest Link'. Today we have joining us from America personnel from the US Airforce. Welcome to you all, please introduce yourself to our audience."
"Hi, my name is Daniel, I'm an archaeologist and I'm from Colorado."
"Hello there, my name is Jack O'Neill, and I'm a colonel in the US Airforce and I work in Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado."
"Hi. My name is Sam Carter, I'm a major in the US Airforce, I specialise in theoretical astrophysics and I'm also from Colorado."
"Greetings. My name is Teal'c, and I serve alongside Daniel Jackson, Major Carter and Colonel O'Neill protecting this world."
"Hi, I'm Harry Maybourne, I'm also a colonel in the US airforce, but I'm way smarter than Jack - that's why I work at Area 51."
"Hello. I'm Jenny Haley, and I know more than anyone else here, especially Major Carter, so you might as well just give me the money now."
"Hi, my name is Joe, and although I have nothing to do with the US Airforce I thought I'd try to do this so Sam would marry me if I win."