music plays, lights come down on contestants
"Daniel, which ancient culture's mythology features the goddess Hathor?"
"Egyptian."
"Correct. Jack, which constellation is named after the scales sign of the zodiac?"
"Libra."
"Correct. Sam, in Astrophysics, who invented three laws about the heliocentric universe that later helped Galileo prove his theories?"
"Kepler."
"Correct. Teal'c, complete the saying. Wild horses-"
"Could not keep me away."
"Correct. Harry-"
"Bank."
"-Who is the head of the US Airforce?"
"Oh, I know this one… it's …erm… Elvis?"
"Incorrect, the answer is General Ryan. Jenny, name two of the Teletubbies."
"Oh, right, yes, erm, Lala and… Mo?"
"Incorrect, the four are Tinkywinky, Dispy, Lala and Po. Joe, what is two plus two?"
"Erm, five!"
"That is incorrect! The answer is four. Daniel -"
cheesy buzzer sound
"Time is up, I am unable to complete the question. In that round, team, you scored a pathetic £200, no thanks to you three; Harry, Jenny and Joe. So who is holding you back? Vote now!"
more music as they scribble on their boards
Voice over: "The weakest link in the last round was Joe. He answered the easiest question incorrectly, and failed to bank any money for the team."
"So, let's see who you think is the weakest link."
"Joe."
"Joe."
"Joe."
"Joe."
"Jack."
"Sam."
"Jack."
"OK. Jenny, why Sam?"
"I'm just cleverer than she is!"
"Didn't she get her question correct, whereas you got yours wrong?"
"So?"
"OK… Harry, why Jack?"
"I'm a better Colonel than he is."
"Great team tactics there I see. Joe, why Jack?"
"Well, Sam should like me better, and she won't until I get rid of him, so he has to go I'm afraid."
"OK, Joe, I think you're on the wrong show. Anyway, Joe, with four votes you are the weakest link, goodbye."
more music as Joe walks off
lights come on intheinterview room
"I don't think I should have been voted off, I mean, I'm much better than Jack, let me back at him, I'll teach him who's best, let me at him!…"
security guards come and take him away