A/N: /This means that a Wookiee is speaking./
VI. Wookiee Hospitality
It took a very short amount of time for the Fettmobile to get to Kashyyyk. You know, turbo engines, faster-than-light speed, that kind of thing.
As soon as they landed on the planet, they were whisked off to what the Wookiees told Fett was 'The Great Hall.' There, they stood judgment before the Wise One, who had discussed their case with advisors at length before they arrived.
/We have…determined that you should be allowed to stay on Kashyyyk for whatever time you wish./
Boba nodded and lowered his very large blaster. He had fitted himself and the others with translators on the trip over. Because, yes, coming to Kashyyyk without them would have been the smartest idea ever...
/However, you will have to abide by Wookiee customs and traditions. And if you break any of our laws, the four of you will immediately be sent off-planet./
"Understood."
/One of our customs is that all must have Wookiee names. After much deliberation, we have come up with names that we feel will suit you. We shall start with the lowliest and work our way up. We shall start with the Twi'lek./
Bill waved, his usual silly grin plastered across his face.
/You shall be called 'Changaalakawa,' which means 'lovesick drugged one.'/
"That's cool with me." Bill put his arm around Mill's shoulders, puffing up his chest as she kissed him on the cheek.
/You/ he said, pointing at Mill. /Your name is now 'Lakkarangwana,' which means 'strives for evil.'/
"Yay!" Mill gave a little jump for joy. "It fits me perfectly, Billby!"
/You, woman, are now called 'Wangkalaakii,' Wookiee for 'breathtaking slave driver.'/ Momo smiled appreciatively.
"And I, Wise One?"
/Ah, you, bounty hunter./ The Wookie grinned, a truly terrifying sight. /We spent the most time deciding upon this. Your name shall be 'Choocaloocamooca.' It means 'bloated searching chocolate.'/
Momo patted Boba's shoulder reassuringly as he stood motionless and speechless.