"OK team. You are one mindless moron less, we're taking 10 seconds off your time, let's see if you can't do any better in this round. We'll start off with the alphabetically first strongest link from the last round, that's Daniel. Let's play, 'The Weakest Link"
cheesy music plays
"Daniel, which day of the week is named after a Norse goddess?"
"Friday."
"Correct. Jack, what 'O' is the colour of the fruit and also its name?"
"Orange."
"Correct. Sam, NH3 is the chemical formula for which gas?"
"Ammonia."
"Correct. Teal'c, who hosts the ITV game show, 'Blind Date'?"
"Cilla Black." surprised looks from all of SG-1
"Correct. Harry-"
"Bank."
"-According to the famous Strauss waltz, what colour is the Danube?"
"Erm, a greyish green?"
"Incorrect, the answer is blue. Jenny, before his fall, what was Humpty Dumpty sitting on?"
"Erm, a faulty chair?"
"Incorrect, the answer is a wall. Daniel, what-"
buzzer sounds
"I'm sorry, time is up, I am unable to complete the question. In that round, team, you have scored a pathetic £200 once again. So who needs to go? Vote now!"
more music as they scribble on their pads
Voice over: "In that round, Jenny was the weakest link, as she failed to answer any questions correctly or bank any money for the team."
"Right, let's see your votes."
"Jenny."
"Jenny."
"Jenny."
"Jenny."
"Jack."
"Sam."
"OK. Harry, why Jack?"
"I'm still better than he is."
"Even though he has two correct answers so far and you have none?"
"I was unlucky with the questions!"
"Quite. Jenny, dare I ask why Sam?"
"I'm smarter than she is."
"Well, Jenny, that appears to be yet another wrong answer. You are the weakest link, goodbye."
Jenny storms off to more music
lights comeup on the interview room
"They only voted me off because they like her better. I'm gonna go break someone's nose and be a know-it-all some more."
she storms off
noises of a scuffle are heard outside