scrb3331 - Heh heh heh, nice self-insertion there! Careful, though, Boba's been known to fry reviewers in the past (I think). Hee hee. Thanks for your review!
Freetrader - Hey! Great to see you over here, thanks for your review! That's SO AWESOME (!) That you got a Boba Fett action figure! BWAHAHA! Heh. Sorry.

As always, thanks to Paris, millpzonesyou (Mill), and Cap'n Momo Janeway-Fett (Momo), for letting me use their personas and giving me inspiration. Paris claims that I am the four Wookiees in this chapter. Yeah, right. :P

VII. -.- Wookiees

"Curse those Wookiees!" Boba roared (yes, we're back to roaring). He and Momo were sitting in Boba and Bill's hut. The Twi'lek and his giggly girlfriend had gone to sightsee.

"Bobie, just because they think you're fat it shouldn't come as a surprise," Momo stated, bored and filing her nails. "Duh, you're bloated! Really, just don't eat any more beans."

"But the danged things are so cheap! I couldn't resist!"

"Well of course you couldn't," she spat out. "Cheapskate that you are."

"Just because you wish to be swimming in diamonds doesn't mean that I'm going to pay for it."

"Whatever. What was that thing about chooc-laat, anyway?"

"Oh, nothing! Nothing!" Fett had not told Momo about the Sarlacc's quest yet, and he had no intention of doing so, as she hadn't been too happy about the last time the Sarlacc had recruited him for his evil doings. As far as she knew, they were on Kashyyyk as a sort of...honeymoon. Before a wedding. Or even before a proposal. Which would make it a vacation. Duh.

"Where are Bill and Mill, anyway?" he asked, trying to change the subject.

"Something about a Wookiee ghetto nightclub. That operates during the day."

"Am I supposed to know what that is?"

"Oh, face it, you're middle-aged, and you're not getting any younger. Where is this relationship going? How long are you going to be a bounty hunter? Get over your insecurities! I don't even know what's behind that mask!"

"You want to know? Do you REALLY want to know? Fine! Look at my face. Ooh, it's my face!" He ripped off the helmet and danced stupidly around.

"Forget it, Boba. You're such a child." Her back was still facing him. He stared at it in disbelief.

"Do you know how incredibly contradictory that was?" Just then, four female Wookiees happened to walk by the window and catch a glimpse of Fett's face. They fainted immediately, stricken by the incredible handsomeness of the bounty hunter. He shoved his helmet back on, sighing in irritation.

"Curse those Wookiees..."