"Right, team. You've ridden yourself of another idiot, we're taking another 10 seconds off the clock, let's see if you can't do any better this time. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round that's alphabetically first, that's Daniel again. Let's play, 'The Weakest Link'!"

music plays

"Daniel, the river Rhine flows into which sea?"
"North Sea."
"Correct. Jack, what was the name of Captain Kirk's pointy eared science officer?"
"Spock."
"Correct. Sam, who wrote the musical 'Whistle Down the Wind?"
"Andrew Lloyd Webber."
"Correct. Teal'c, who said 'let them eat cake'?"
"Marie Antoinette." more surprised looks
"Correct. Harry-"
"Bank."
"-How many books are there in a trilogy?"
"Erm, six?"
"Incorrect, the answer is three. Daniel, which-"
buzzer sounds

"I'm sorry, time is up, I am unable to complete the question. Well, team, in that round once again you've gained another £200 for the kitty, bringing the prize total so far to £600 from a possible £3000. So, who do you think is the weakest link? I know who I'd pick… Anyway, vote now!"

more music
Voice over: "Statistically, Harryis the weakest link, as he is the only player to have answered any questions incorrectly."
"OK, let's see who you think is the weakest link!"
"Harry."
"Harry."
"Harry."
"Harry."
"Jack."
"OK. Well, that's pretty unanimous. I'm not going to ask why you wanted him gone, and Harry, I'm not going to ask why you picked Jack. You are obviously the weakest link, goodbye."
he refuses to move and the security guards come and take him away back to his cell

" Right team, let's see if you can do any better now that you've got rid of those three. We'll take another 10 seconds off the clock, and start with Daniel again. Let's play, 'The Weakest Link'!"

afew rounds later

"Right, team. In that last next round you have won another quite credible £1500. This brings your total prize money now to £3600. In the next round, you will be able to triple your winnings, but I don't see that it matters who you get rid of, since none of you have answered a question wrong yet. OK, so who's going to go?"

music plays as they scribble on their boards
Voice over:"Statistically, there isn't a weakest link, as no-one has answered any questions wrongly. At all. In the entire game."

"So, let's see how you all sorted that one; let's see your votes."
"Jack."
"Sam."
"Daniel." they all grin – they know what they've done
"OK. This is a problem. Usually when this happens the strongest link gets to choose who goes, but since you have all answered all your questions correctly we'll just have to keep you all in the game. So, erm, nobody is the weakest link, and, erm, that's it. So, erm, we'll start with Daniel again and play 'The Weakest Link'!"

the round goes by, everyone answers correctly

"Well, that's another £1500, which we'll triple to £4500 and add it to your prize money so far, so one of you will be going home with £8100, although how we're going to choose which one I don't know. Anyway, we'll ask some more questions, because we have to, and then we'll worry about it. Let's play, 'The Weakest Link'!"