XI. History

Mill and Bill were in dating bliss when trouble hit. And trouble came in the form of David With a D.

It happened when Boba and Momo and Bill and Mill were having a picnic for some strange reason, and in the middle of the docking bay, right nest to the Fettmobile. Mill and Bill were very lovey-dovey, feeding each other and giggling. Ick. Momo was still pretty annoyed at Boba about the dress, so things weren't going too well with the elder couple. The David With a D appeared.

"Mill! Mill!" Mill saw the Bith running across the hangar, waving his hands frantically, a long cape flowing behind him.

"Oh, Gods..."

"Mill!" The alien stopped, panting. "Oh, Mill, I've found you! I can't tell you how much I've missed you! I'm sorry, whatever I did, I'm sorry. Please, just give me another chance!"

"No. I'm sick of you."

"Who is this?" Bill looked very confused.

" David With a D. My ex."

"Why do they call him David With a D?" Boba asked. Mill looked at him like he was questioning the obvious.

"Because he's David. With a D. Anyway, I dumped him because I was bored. Go away, David."

"But, I can't survive without you! I am bound to you!"

"Boba, do something!" Momo prompted. Boba sighed.

"Fine. Hey, creep, leave her alone."

"Oh yeah, you gonna make me? Fett-wannabe."

"You just made a big mistake." Fett rose, his voice icy. "I AM Boba Fett."

"Oh, uh, really?" David With a D was starting to look worried. "You're...fatter than I expected. And anyway, I could still take you!" He puffed out his chest.

"You think so? Because, you know, you've been bugging my slave, and my girlfriend's sister. And you just called me fat. That makes me pretty angry."

David With a D's eyes started shifting around nervously. All of a sudden, he tried a quick-draw. Of course, Boba Fett was faster. David With a D exploded all over the ship next to the Fettmobile. Boba rolled his eyes. "Let's get out of here."

Fett began to stalk away, annoyed at his waste of blaster energy, with the others jogging to catch up to his long stride. He didn't see it, but something very important was happening. Bill was trying to comfort Mill, but she wasn't responding. She was in some sort of...daze.

A Fett-induced daze.

"Hey, um, Boba, that was really heroic, what you did back there," Mill said, smiling and running faster to catch up.

"Yes, I suppose it was." Boba straightened up even more and puffed out his chest slightly.

"Well, I was wondering if you'd like to do something. Some time. Together."

Boba stopped dead in his tracks. "WHAT?"

"You know. Together." Mill put her hand on Boba's arm.

"NO! You--you're with Bill! You're my sister's girlfriend--I mean, my girlfriend's sister! I mean--oh, Gods!" Boba say on a nearby chair (that happened to be sitting outside on a Wookiee walkway, and was human-sized. Go figure) and placed his helmeted head in his hands.

"Well, Boba, it was inevitable. You're so daring and strong and manly and...well, Bill's not. I love you, Boba Fett, savior of my life, both romantic and physical."

"WHAT?" This time the scream came from Bill, who had stumbled, mouth agape, upon Mill's confession.

" Bill, I--" Boba started, but Bill cut him off with a wave of his hand. His eyes were narrow and glowering.

"I challenge you to a duel for the fair Mill's hand."

Boba groaned. "Idiot..."

Sorry it took so long, but I got BANNED for a week! Ooh, naughty author. :P Actually, silly fanfiction for deleting my songfics! (Fumes) Anyway...I know David With a D (we call him that because he always calls his friend Geoff "Geoff With a G"), which is why I was allowed to kill him off. Actually, I threatened to write him in then kill him off if he didn't stop bugging me and Miss Mill, and he didn't, so...I did. At least this time the random cameo was a catalyst. Unlike any other time...heh heh...

Reviews:
scrb3331 - You had a dream where you were Boba? AWESOME! And, dude, I do NOT mind long reviews, at all! And the 'eths' were beautiful. :)
millpzonesyou - Hey, you logged in! I thought you forgot your password. YAY! Now you must post your Dani/Den fic! (prods Miss Mill with a stick). Wait, what? You're foshizzling Tim? HUH? (is confused) o.0
Jade Rhade - Actually, he belongs to Momo. :P