XIV. You Know, You're Pretty Ugly...

"Boba? Boba? Oh, Bobie, please wake up!" Momo's face filled Fett's vision as he slipped back into consciousness.

"Momo? What happened?" He sat up quickly but had to sink down again, holding a hand to his helmet.

"All I know is that Mill and Bill are making out over in my hut. They ran into her room giggling and when I asked where you were, they just laughed even more. I was so worried! I came right over here and found you on the floor..."

"That accursed Twi'lek! He shot me!"

"What?"

"The idiot shot me! Just likeI told him to...oh well, I suppose it's for the best now that your sister doesn't love me anymore, and you're talking to me again. I really am sorry, but I just couldn't afford the diamond dress. I've missed you, Momo."

"Oh, Bobie," she sighed, resting her head on his chest. "I wish I could kiss you right now."

"You can. I mean, I'm wearing my face mask, in case my helmet comes off during The Process, so if you really wanted, you could take my helmet off and we could kiss..."

So they did.

"I don't see the big issue, though." Momo said after they'd broken apart. "I mean, I'm not going to tell anyone anything. Haven't we been dating for long enough? I want to go to the next level, Boba. I want to see your face."

"Momo," he sighed. "It's a matter of principle. No one sees Boba Fett's face. It just isn't done. But, since I love you and trust you..." Boba slowly pulled his mask off, revealing his handsome face.

"You're not fainting."

"Um, should I be?" Momo asked, confusion evident on her face.

"Well, uh, women tend to faint when they see my, er, hotness."

"Boba, do you want the truth?" He nodded. "Well...I think you're kind of ugly. I mean, with the pretty-boy eyes,and the long hair really isn't working for you..." She bit her lip nervously as he stared at her. Then he started to laugh.

"That's why I love you, Momo," he chuckled, drawing her in close with a hug. "That's why I love you."

Yes, pathetically sappy, but Boba needed some love, and Momo had been mad at him for too long. Now everything's back to normal (as normal as it can get, with the druggy bread and the bounty hunters and the millions of cameos...).

Jade Rhade - Your enthusiasm is well appreciated and results in chapters being posted quickly. :)

scrb3331 - The problem is, he really IS dead sexy... See: 'The Story of Bobo Fat' - Chapter 10. And Obidala is an Obi-Wan/Padmé pairing. I'm in love with Obidala stories. :)