Popup Frenzy
Kitten pops her head into the doorway and smiles, "Hallo," before trotting near where Jesse is seated and takes a seat herself. "Why hello there Kitten," he says with a smile. "Guess what I just got recently."
She turns her head to the side in a questionable fashion, "What'd you get?"
He grins,"DSL!" he exclaims, before doing a random DSL dance, it's rhythm so fast he does it for two seconds and collapses.
Kitten laughs and pounces him while he lays sprawled out on the floor.
"Allo," Jesse says, as the fox looks at him face to face. She smiles then says, "DSL! Rawr!" Jesse downloads things with his newly acquired Internet connection. Then downloads some stuff to her tail, "Oh no, it'll never let go!"
She looks to Jesse with a sarcastic grin, wagging the tip of her tail and barking at it. "I'm sorry Kitten, it looks like you have Adware on your tail. It's covered with popups."
She continues barking at her tail, playfully nipping Jesse's arm for getting all the popups on her tail.
Jesse reads a popup from her tail, "Oh I can save money on tobacco just by clicking that ad," he says before poking a spot on her tail, which then
becomes more of a mess by the doubling of popups that appear. "Hmm, there were two good reasons not to click that one.. First one being that I don't need to save any money on tobacco and the other – I forget what the other one was."
She nips his arm again and barks at the doubling popups. "Don't look at me Kitten. You're just going to have to be wiggled to get those off," He says, pausing to look at her nose to nose. "I'ma do it."
Kitten barks at him once, wanting the silly popups gone. "Okay then." He picks up the scruff of her neck with one hand and a good grip on her chest with the other hand, and wiggles the fox, watching as several popups float off and dissipate into thin air. "I think I can see some tail," he says before wiggling her again, allowing roughly half of the remainder to float away. "I think you can manage the rest," and sits her down on the floor.
She shakes her body, ridding herself of the remaining popups. Jesse closes the last one hidden on the tip of her tail. An Adware alert message appears on her back, exactly in the spot where she can't reach it. She rolls around on the floor to get the alert window off, but to little avail.
Jesse pokes the fox in the side, "Oh, I missed." And pokes her again in the same spot, "Oopsie, missed again," he says before plucking her from her spot
on the floor and clicks the alert. "There, you're updated."
Kitten grins while wagging her now popup-less tail and growls playfully at Jesse, daring him to download another bit onto her tail with his fancy DSL. Jesse avoids checking his email and winks to the fox. She laughs and nips him on the arm for the fun of it. "Rawr!" Jesse downloads music and watches as his fox comrade's tail wriggles to the sound. She then prances around him with the music and Jesse laughs, "Now, don't trip if I play a faster song."
Kitten pounces him in mid-prance and Jesse puts a post-it note on her nose with the message: I am silly. She sneezes and the note falls off. Jesse puts another post-it note on his nose reading: You are silly. Kitten snatches the note on his nose and puts it on a nearby shoe. "That shoe is offensive to me and I felt it important to share this with you," Jesse says before continuing, "That's what I get for buying leather shoes." The fox sniffs the shoe and sneezes once more and agrees that it's quite the offensive shoe to have made her sneeze.
"They don't smell that badly do
they?" Jesse asks curiously. "Heh, no," Kitten replies. Jesse flops around on the floor for the fun of it and Kitten bounds to him like a little pup and yaps at him in his flopitudes. "I'm a maniac, maniac on the dance floor. And I'm dancin' like I've never danced before," he sings while flopping around with his arms flailing in his goofiness. Kitten continues barking at him, running around and around, nipping him randomly. After all the nipping, Jesse is battered and bruised. Giving up his 'dancing on the floor.' "Okay, okay, you win today," he says while tugging at one of her ears. She playfully snaps at his hand, her tail wagging cheerfully.