XV. Birds Are Symbols of Evil. EVIL!
"Ugh..." Boba woke up, again, with a tearing headache. This whole Process was getting just a little bit old.
He pulled himself up shakily and walked over to the medicine cabinet, fumbling with the bottles. "Stupid cub-proof seals..."
Fett stumbled into his bedroom, collapsing just inside his door. Propping himself up, he was able to catch a glimpse of the windowsill. It seemed the chooc-laat strawpberries were coming up nicely. Except for one spot...here...
Slightly panicked, he rushed as best he could over to the sill and very carefully examined the area of the problem. It looked like the strawpberries were being...eaten.
But why? Strawpberries taste awful in their pure and natural form. They have to be prepared...
He looked to the right suddenly, movement catching his eye. Staring straight at him were the smoldering ruby red eyes of...the Klyyynaii bird.
Oh, wonderful...
Klyyynaii were very rare, and quite beautiful. It appeared that one had made its home outside Fett's window. These birds were highly protected and adored by the Wookiees, though Gods knew why. The stupid things were useless, but the Wookiees guarded them fiercely. It was quite illegal to kill one.
But, not only had this bird chosen Fett's hut as a prime spot for it's nest, but it by sheer chance it seemed to be one of teh few creatures in the galaxy with a penchant for chooc-laat strawpberries au naturale.
This trip is just getting better and better...
"Shoo." The bird continued to stare into Fett's visor.
Stupid Klyyynaii bird, with the stupid laws, and the stupid glare...he thought to himself, trying to rack his brain for something to do about his strawpberries. He couldn't move them, because that would kill everything he'd been battered for these past weeks. He couldn't get rid of the Klyyynaii for fear that the Wise One would find out and the job would remain incomplete. And then Sarlacc would eat him and that would just be a drag...
So the only things left to do were to dissuade the Klyyynaii from eating the fruit (success doubtful) or to somehow protect the fruit...
Protect my preciousssessss...
Yeah. It took a while, but that was just because I was mad at fanfiction because I typed it up once and it didn't go through...bah.
'scrb is lazy' - Yes, the fluff does burn, but I'm rather fond of it anyway. :) Momo + Bobo 4-EVAH! And yeah, he's dumb for taking off his helmet, but he's in love! What's he supposed to do:)
Jade Rhade - Actually, you'll soon find out why the devil-spawn haven't been bugging Mr. Bloaty-Poo-Poo (Yeah, that was weird. Oh well.) in the form of a handy-dandy Public Service Announcement.