Disclaimer: Nothing here's mine. Aside from the insanity, that is.
Warnings: While reading – do not eat, do not drink, do not smoke, do not talk, do not stare into the screen too much and do make sure you have a sense of humour.
Don't say I didn't warn you, once you are done and DO NOT forget to review. ;)
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10 Reasons, why Snapereally killed Dumbledore
or
The 10 facts from Harry Potter's sixth year, that never made it into the book.
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(10)
Snape: "My life's a mess! The Dark Lord doesn't trust me, the Deatheaters don't trust me, the Ministry doesn't trust me, the students don't trust me, even my OWN COLLEAGUES at this sorry excuse for a school don't trust me, my arch enemy's son is the shining hero of the whole bloody Wizarding World and NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM is entering my classroom AGAIN!"
Dumbledore: "Lemondrop? Tea?"
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(9)
Harry: "Admit it! I am the greatest wizard of this lifetime! There's no one even half as good as me!"
Snape: "Oh do shut up, boy! There's nothing you could do, that Dumbledore can not!"
Harry: "Wanna bet?"
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(8)
Year one
Snape: I want to be DADA Professor!
Dumbledore: No.
Year two
Snape: Please, I want to be DADA Professor.
Dumbledore: No.
Year four
Snape: Make me the DADA Professor.
Dumbledore: No.
Year six
Snape: I REALLY want to be DADA Professor. AND I DAMN WELL DESERVE IT!
Dumbledore: (sternly) Over my dead body, Severus!
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(7)
Voldemort: Either do it, or it's Wormtail and a pink bikini.
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(6)
Snape: Whew! Finally done with that tricky, once in a decade brewable… potion?
Dobby: Dobby having cleaned Master Snape's cauldron for Master Snape! Dobby being paid so much by headmaster Dumbledore, but working too little!
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(5)
Hermione: A wise person told me, that I should face my feelings head on, so… I love you, professor Snape! (throws herself at him)
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(4)
Draco: A wise person, who does not want to be recognised for the sake of his personal wellbeing, whatever he might have meant by it, told me, that I should face my feelings head o… Doesn't that kinda hurt your head?
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(3)
Neville: A-a wise…
Neville: forget it.
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Hermione: And Iiiiiii… will aalwaaaays… love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuu!
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Dumbledore: twinkle